Haaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii.~ I may or may not have drank like five liquor stores clean out of booze...*laughs* then drank am entire mini bar by myself...*hiccup* then drank a few full sized bars alone. Nope totally didn't do that!

-------Few hours later-------

Officer: Excuse me sir how much have you had to drink tonight?

Death: I dunno, lost count after the second liquor store.~ *laughing*

Officer: How are you still alive?!