A Day in The Life of Everyone

Author's Note: Yes I am still on break.... Sorta. But I have decided that during my break, I'll upload a one shot from time to time. So here's the first one shot.

Also, Some of These Events Are RELATED to Project 2021.

Narrator: As The Sun Rose in The U.S. all the inhabitants began to wake up and go about their day. Why don't we take a peek and see what their lives are like, Shall we?

Dean and Seth (& Sasha's) house...

Seth Wakes up and smiles at the window daylight.

Seth: Wake up Sweetie. It's morning.

Sasha: good morning baby.

The two share a kiss before Dean walked by.

Dean: Guys, at least wait until I'm gone before you fuck.

Seth: DEAN!

Dean: whatever. Get dressed and have some breakfast.

He leaves and goes to watch TV.

News: lolololololololololololololol

Dean: what are they teaching kids nowadays.

He gets a text from his girl, Becky Lynch.

Becky: come over at 8 PM Handsome.

Dean immediately ran upstairs and got dressed into "Clean" clothes.

Dean: Sorry guys. Gotta piss!

Sasha: um..... Okay?

Seth: oh no. He's in THAT Schedule again. Whenever he pisses BEFORE Leaving the house, it means he's about to fuck with Becky.

Bayley's House....

She was watching "Beauty and the Beast" with Charlotte and Becky.

Bayley: Awwww this part is so cute!

Charlotte: that's what you said about That snow monster in frozen. (His name is marshmallow)

Bayley: hey! He was until they threw a snowball at him.

Becky: this movie is just like Dean in the sheets😛

Bayley and Charlotte just stare at her.

Charlotte: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.

Becky: whatever.

MrRollins2...

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
To The Greatest Therapy show
In the world.....

MrRollins2: Welcome to another Episode of the DrRollins2 show. Today we have a very special guest, SAMI ZAYN!!!

Sami Walks in.

MrRollins2: so Sami, we're here to talk about your Addiction.

Sami: I don't like drugs.

MrRollins2: no I mean, Corn and Candy.

Sami: oh....

MrRollins2: Eat something else like Potatoes or Chicken or SOMETHING.

Sami: that shit sucks.

Crowd all Ran Towards Sami and started Beating The Shit out of him.

A Manager of the show walked Towards MrRollins2.

Manager: The Ratings are in, the show is cancelled.

MrRollins2: NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

We'll
Be
Right
Back!

Charlotte....

It's 2 in the afternoon and Charlotte is making an announcement.

Charlotte: Greetings Peasents. My husband, king Reigns and I have decided that we need some new laws.

Roman: That's my girl.

Charlotte: 1st, If anyone sees Bayley, you have my permission to shoot her.

Roman immediately grabbed the microphone.

Roman: uhhhh that's not a good idea. I know you two aren't the best of pals but she's still a good person.

Charlotte: fine.

Roman: okay I'll start with the laws.

The Hardy Boyz....

They were both playing an intense game of Monopoly.

Jeff: Ha! Matt you landed on my property! That'll be $500.

Matt gives Jeff "$500"

Matt (Thoughts): Oh Shit! I'm about to lose, I need to change the game a bit.

Matt: Yo Jeff!

Jeff: What's up Matt? Ready to gimme more M O N E H?

Matt: I Summon The All Mighty Bank Robber.

Jeff: But Wait, That's illegal.

Matt puts down a card and The Character on the card came to life and beat up Jeff's Player Piece.

Jeff: Yeah well I SUMMON THE ICE QUEEN!

He puts his card down and The Ice Queen comes to life.

Queen: I'M ON MAH BITCH DRUGS!!!

She beats up the bank robber.

Matt: oh really.

He takes out a twister spinner and it lands on-

Matt: right foot on Red.

He stomps on the Red property on the board.

Matt: I now claim this property.

Jeff: Man, you're really good at this game.

And Finally, Kevin Owens.....

He Recently left his old house because he felt that It just wasn't working for him, so he's stopping by to Get a new place to rent.

Kevin: Hello I hear you're offering a renter.

Guy: Ha Ha Yes!

Kevin checks out the House for a few minutes.

Kevin: This is Fantastic!

Guy: Oh Ho That Slaps Me on The Dick!

(Wait what?)

The guy gives Kevin the keys and Leaves.

Kevin: nice knowing you.

Narrator: And so that was the day in the life of (Mostly) Everyone in the U.S. Nothing too crazy, Nothing too boring. Just the MrAmbrose1 crew (and MrRollins2) living their lives.

THE END!

I know this wasn't really my best work, but I tried to get as many people as I could without making this thing take way too god damn Long.

Also, did you catch a moment that might relate to Project 2021? No? You'll know next month.

Tags: Cami523 JakaylaWiggins JuicyBanks TheGoatTHEMAN Neebysingh Ahanaqueen kiedisfan2020 Rebecca_Quin_01 LegitBossForever

PROJECT 2021 Hint!!!

MrRollins2's Evil Plans
☑️Make a Death Ray
☑️Make a Talk Show
🔲Kick MrAmbrose1 in the Balls

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