A combo of both --RavenWrites-- and my idea

It was 8 months and 20 days before he stopped screaming.

Abandoningkit's belly was the size of the full moon by now and 69 BABIES were kicking him non-stop.

"Mouse dung, I have to name them too?!" Abandoningkit realised.

The chunky cat from before tumbled in from the fabrics of space and time and looked Abandoningkit up and down, smirking.

"'Cause you're preggers I suppose you need to complete this list of questions before you give birth" He sniffed.

"I'm too sexy" Abandoningkit wailed. About 40 out of the 69 babies kicked in response.

"Well then get to it" The cat vanished before Abandoningkit could slap him, taking the list with him.

"How am I supposed to complete the list without the list?!" He exclaimed. Using his strong brain muscles, he thought hard.

"Excuse me?" A bluish-grey tom strutted in front of Abandoningkit. His eyes were an icy blue and his face was in a permanent state of confidence. One of his hind legs were completely black.

"Do you know who I am boy?" Abandoningkit sneered, looking down at the tom from behind his belly.

"I" He said dramatically, "Am Brookstorm. I'm here to ask if you can cure my ligima"

"Did I a-"

"I need to go to Landon, but I can't if I have ligima"

"Wha-"

"See, I'm afraid, if I go to Landon, I might slip, fall and LANDONDEEZNUTS"

Abandoningkit looked down at Brookstorm in shock as 69 babies kicked as if they were laughing.

"P.S. I'm sexier than youuuu" Brookstorm sang as the unborn babies kicked in laughter again.

The blue sky collapsed in on itself, causing the night sky to flow out instead. The stars transformed itself into ravens that began to swoop down.

"What is going on?!" Brookstorm exclaimed, shaken.

"Never" Abandoningkit's voice had gone so low it made the ground shake. "NEVER SAY YOU ARE SEXIER THAN ME". The kit grew his wings and flapped towards the ravens, managing to snatch one out the sky. He soared down, back to Brookstorm and slapped him with the bird over and over.

Brookstorm was in tears, wailing his head off.

Abandoningkit used the raven to slap him more and more, so much that the raven had merged into Brookstorm.

"Now fly, my child, slap anyone who ever believed they were sexier than me!" He cackled evily.