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Author's POV—

Percy blinked once, then twice. It took him longer for him to process those words than to read with his dyslexia.

"What?.." He murmured dumbly. "You're a girl?" Lady Chaos smiled sarcastically before suddenly...shrinking. And the room got lighter, too.

What was once the towering, fearsome entity of the universe itself was now a small Korean girl with glasses and holding a laptop in her hands.

Percy froze. "...Jen?"

OH MY GODS IT FEELS SO WEIRD FOR ME TO WRITE MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON HELP

Jen smiled and nodded. "Hi."

"What the- what are you doing here?! And how the hell did you- you- I-..." Percy trailed off, not being able to string together an understandable sentence.

"You're wondering why I materialized from Lady Chaos."

Percy nodded frantically. "Yes- yes, why the fuck did you do that- and how the fuck did you do that?!" Jen quirked an eyebrow before pushing her glasses up her nose.

"I'm the author, Percy. I can do whatever I please in your story." She said simply. Percy's jaw went slack before he quickly closed it.

"...what kind of weird shit is this.." He muttered. Jen shrugged. 

"I thought my readers would enjoy it if I broke the fifth wall."

"R- readers?"

Jen nodded. "Readers." She confirmed, holding her laptop in her hands like she would with a book. "They seem to enjoy reading you." 

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"...I'd be so mad at you for all the trauma you made, but I'm still in the middle of processing everything to register it." Jen shrugged again.

"Expected reaction." 

Percy sighed, rubbing his temples as he slid to the floor and sat down. "This is such a mindfuck, what the hell."

"Breaking the fifth wall does that a lot."

He groaned as she said that, just deciding to lie flat on the floor to make sense of everything. "So...you're the one who's the creator of the universe? The author of this...'story,' as you call it, is basically Chaos itself?"

"Correct."

"...how is this a story, then?" Percy asked, sounding wearily curious.

"There's a narrator, obviously."

Percy blinked once, twice, then scoffed incredulously. "...a what?.."

He's talking about me and it's honestly rather amusing.

"That- what on earth is going on.."

Jen snickered softly. "That's probably enough entertainment for the readers. End the chapter please, narrator."

Gladly.

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