Feathershine strolls into the workplace, where Pettlepounce is clawing the ears off a handsome young tom.

Pettlepounce: I AM NOT A SHE-CAT YOU MANGEY TOM!

Tallsnail: Why should gender matter?

Pettlepounce: Ugh. Feathershine, thank god you're here, this tom is mad as a March hare.

Feathershine: What seems to be the problem, Tallsnail?

Tallsnail: Well, I've fallen in love with this guy, called Drake, but I'm worried he won't return my affections.

Feathershine: Kidnap him.

Tallsnail: What?!?

Feathershine: Kidnap him and force him to love you.

Tallsnail: How is that helpful?!

Fireheart: Ah, my old friend.

Tallsnail: Get away, you creep! I've never met you before in my life!

Mottledleaf: Oh, I'm sorry about that ignore him.

Feathershine: How many times do I have to tell you, it's not being your grandfather to work day!

Mottledleaf: Sigh. Anyway, about your problem, just go ahead and ask him. A handsome tom like you, he's worthy of your affection! And if he turns you down, then he's a fool.

Tallsnail: Wow, thank you miss -er- Janitor! You've been really helpful, not like this buffoon.

Feathershine: I AM NOT A BUFFOON! DO NOT LISTEN TO MOTTLEDLEAF!

But Tallsnail has already left leaving Feathersine alone and sad.

Olivia who is feeling very sick and asks you to excuse the bad story.