Mottledleaf strolled into the counseling office with dark shade and a cup of coffee in her paw. While she was busy looking awesome, her grandfather was rambling about this supposed "ThunderClan"

Fireheart: ...And then Graystripe showed up in the middle of a gatherin, and there was almost a fight, but I was epic enough to stop it

Mottledeaf: That's awesome Grandpa...

Nettlebounce and Sandstone were talking together about axolotls and how adorable they are

Nettlebounce: And then their little eyes are just the cutest things! Oh, hey Mottldleaf!

Sandstone: One again, it's-

Mottledleaf runs over to Sandstone and puts a salmon on her head before she can finish he sentence.

Mottledleaf: Alrighty, Nettlebounce, who do we have coming today?

Nettlebounce: It appears that a cat named-

A ginger tom rushes into the office, soaked in sewer water

Ginger Tom: Through tears He's gone! It's all my fault! Weeps Even more

Nettlebounce: Come right this way, sir. We'll help you.

Back in the room...

Nettlebounce: So, Newtstep, who exactly did you lose?

Newtstep: My pet cotton ball, Alfred. It was his 47th Birthday and we was celebratin', but den those of them rat fella's came by and took him!

Nettlebounce: Ah, well, I think I can help you with your problem. Here, have this cotton ball. It's like Alfred all over again!

Newtstep: Sniff Thank ya' so much!

Nettlebounce: Anytime!

As they walk out, the doors fly open to reveal an insane looking Feathershine

Feathershine: YOU. ARE. NOT. A. COUNSELOR.

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