Madara's POV

Age: 9

It had been four years since the 'cotton eye' incident. Four years since we decided to join the ANBU to gain an eye on Jinjuuriki.

Except, at the time we did not know about the three different types of ANBU.

The regular ANBU, lead by the Hokage.

The ANBU Black Ops, elite ANBU above regulars lead by the Hokage.

ROOT, lead by Danzo Shimura.

We just so happened to stumble into ROOT. Of course Danzo could not properly control us, so he bargained with us.

He didn't know our true identities since we always wore masks similar to every ANBU.

Currently, he and Izuna were having a bitching argument about the Kyuubi Jinjuuriki.

"I am telling you, if we are his guards planted as spies in ANBU by the old fool then not only do you get a chance to get close to the Jinjuuriki but get even more information about the Hokage's secrets!" Izuna yelled for the eighth time.

"But I will not have my two best agents be comprimised by Hiruzen!" Danzo yelled back.

I was ready to Mangekyo terrorize this guy's mind.

"Danzo," I called out, earning the Teinosha's attention. "It is final, we are going into ANBU Black Ops. Do not argue or you will face the true horror that is my Mangekyo."

The imbicle decided to listen to my words.

The next day, we were called to the Hokage's office.

We kneeled to the ground with our heads bowed. Hiruzen looked at us with a calculating look.

"You must be Harlequin. and Joker." He said, noting our masks.

I despised the, but Izuna managed ro coax me into it. Don't why I had to be the Joker.

'Cause I don't hve the facial structure for it,'

'THE MASKS WERE CUSTOM MADE!'

"Yes." We said in unison.

Danzo stood next to Hiruzen quietly, eying me down to make sure I didn't spring a random death attack.

"You wish to be in ANBU Black Ops to protect the Kyuubi Jinjuuriki with your lives?" Hirzuen said sceptically.

"Yes." We answered.

"I must put you through rigerous training to make sure you are loyal."

'The only people we are loyal to is ourselves and each other, cock sucker.'

'I would like our mind space to be a pure and safe place.'

'Don't think I don't hear the ungodly curses in the middle of the night.'

'I WILL BLEED FOR NO REASON IN THE FUTURE, IZUNA. NO REASON!'

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I was placed in a tree, watching the four year old smiling little boy. He was running around after a leaf with a bright grin.

Izuna was transformed into a nearby citizen, quietly watching the boy.

Naruto Uzumaki, the Kyuubi Jinjuuriki, the Yondaime Hokage's son and the most hated human being in Konoha.

Execpt maybe me.

'Go.'

Izuna undid his transformation quietly and silently, walking over to Naruto in his regular child form with no mask.

"Hey!" He called out, putting on a smile. Naruto turned quickly and looked at my brother with distrust. "You wanna play with me and my sister?"

Naruto blanched. "Girls hate me though."

Izuna chuckled, scratching the back of his head.

"My sister hates everyone apart from me and maybe you, she likes to keep an eye on you. She tells me it is 'big sister intuitions'." He explained, walking up next to Naruto with a kind smile.

'I will kill you in your sleep.'

Izuna blanched for a second, paling before focusing on Naruto again. The said boy seemed to mull it over, glancing shyly at my brother.

A sudden urge to watch them kiss filled my brain.

'What the hell!?' I shrieked mentally, almost falling off the branch I was in. 'Where did that come from? Is it normal for females!?'

"She won't hate me?" Naruto asked quietly, shuffling slightly.

The urge happened again.

'STAY AWAY DEMON URGE!'

"Unless you insult me or her chocolate cake, no." Izuna said as the urge to eat cake entered me instead.

I licked my lips slowly, shivering at the beautiful taste that I knew way to well. Thank the heavens for chocolate otherwise I would not have made it this far as a girl.

Those endless nights of crying in a bath with chocolate and icecream were surprisingly comforting

"Your parents as well?"

"Father never appears cause of clan business and Mother adores children, especially blondes."

"OK."

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Three hours later, me and Naruto were tumbling in the rain into mud like proper little boys. Execpt I WASN'T, ARGGGG!

Naruto scrambled away as I clutched his ankle, tugging him back.

"I shall win!" I announced, trapping him into the mud as he giggled madly.

Izuna was watching on the porch with Mother, Mikoto and Itachi who was entertaining Sasuke.

"No sister!" Naruto squealed, already on sibling terms.

Mother had accepted Naruto like he was her own, smothering him with love.

I allowed Naruto to shove me into the mud as Izuna cackled like a demon. The rain began to pour like Hell as I could barely see anymore.

Mother seemed worried as she called out to us, standing up from her rocking chair.

"Come on, you two! You can both have a warm bath." She shouted, heading inside with Izuna and Mikoto.

Itachi waited for us with Sasuke as we bolted to the door, a small race that was pointless as I could overtake him in a second. He was still a fast little bugger.

I landed on the porch and pulled Naruto up, laying my arm over his shoulders as he shivered.

"Bath, bath, bath, bath, bath," I chanted quietly, glee in my voice.

In this new form, I adored baths. I couldn't get enough of them.

Itachi followed slowly and quietly as Sasuke babbled annoyingly, unlike Naruto who seemed to always capture my attention, whether it be about ramen or his future job as Hokage.

Naruto will always be better than that little duck.

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Hello! Auto_Maniac here, I just wanted to mention someone who has already been very loyal and helped start a future ship.

@angel199829

Thank you so much for commenting and just being there to make me laugh randomly at your comments, this chapter is for you as a small fluff thing and the start of MidaTachi if people want that.

I have four ships ready for Midaro if people want them. Please comment for your ship even if the couple have yet to meet, I am terrible at romance so please bare the future cringe sessions.

And guess what, MIDARO IS NOT DENSE TO LOVE!

For Midaro (for now):

MidaTachi= Midaro X Itachi

MidaKashi= Midaro X Kakashi

MidaIto= Midaro X Obito

MidaSui= Midaro X Shisui

For Izuna (for now):

IzuSui= Izuna X Shisui

IzuRuto= Izuna X Naruto