Madara POV

Age: 5

'You smell that?'

'That huge demon chakra that smells like angsty teen?'

I merely nodded, heading for our mother. She was barely noticing me as I gripped her wrist and tugged her to the door.

"Mother, mother! I wanna go see the secret hidden safe areas!" I cheered as a child I was seen as, forcing her out of the door as Izuna grabbed as many supplies and things to entertain us for possibly a month or so.

I can smell the Kyuubi from here. It smells of hate and cat chakra.

"My oh my, Midaro. We can always do it another day, it is so late already!" Mother hummed, not bothering to stop me from dragging her.

Now, all I wonder is if the safe bunker is in the same place as Tobirama built it, the sceeming f*cker.

'Just looked at our 'father's maps of the village, same place.'

I turned to our mother just as the overpowering chakra blasted through the village, placing her under a quick sleeping genjutsu.

My hands moved into the simple transformation jutsu, my original male body picking up my mother.

I jumped over roof tops quickly as I aimed for the hidden entrence instead of the one people were slowly flooding in through. Never good to follow the masses. It leads to death, most of the time.

'The Kyuubi has been spotted.'

'Shit, plan U.'

'Really, there?'

'Just go!'

My feet skidded on the mountain side, twisting mother around to be on my back, and launched towards where the Kyuubi was.

Plan U as in Uchiha; head for the threat and take it out.

As I passed some people heading for the safe bunker, I passed mother over to a young ANBU.

"M-M-M-M-" He/She trailed off, looking at me in horror.

"If I so much as see a piece of dust on her," I glared and leaned in to the masked face. "I will ruin Konoha in a matter of seconds."

I turned around and pushed chakra in my feet, heading straight for the Kyuubi. I had yet to gain the Sharingan in this form but I suppose just seeing me will make the damn beast lay down for a minute.

"Madara!" I heard Izuna yell out, flanking me as we leaped over what was the Uchiha compound.

I spotted Itachi, a young girl and Sasuke traveling to the safe bunker, all looking terrified.

Itachi turned his head to the left just a bit to spot me, shock in his eyes as me and Izuna disapeared from his sight.

"Shit," I hissed, spotting the giant fox. "Izuna, get started on the seals."

He seemed to glare at the bag by his side.

"Don't know why I had to learn them," He muttered angerly. "That Uzumaki woman was a pain to get past."

I ignored the big baby as I launched into the fray, landing next to a familier body.

Hiruzen Sarutobi choked on his own saliva as I landed next to him, looking at me with more fear than was aimed at the Kyuubi.

"Madara Uchiha," He whispered as I kept my eyes on the giant pest. "Y-You're supposed to b dead!"

"There is a wonderful thing called Rebirth, you old son of a wench." I snapped, clapping my hands together as the Kyuubi finally spotted me.

It roared and shook off the small image of a Sharingan that I spotted, glaring at me with full hatred. I grinned sadistically at the demon as I launched out as much chakra as possible.

"COME AT ME YOU PEST!" I roared back as it charged at me.

Hiruzen backed off, yelling orders as I tried my best to activate the stupid Mangekyo. Just as the Kyuubi was about to snap at my body, my chakra flared up as pain entered my eye.

The satifying pain that the Kyuubi saw allowed me to active the Susanoo.

The large, pale blue, armoured skeleton crouched slightly and caught the Kyuubi's jaws with its hands, turning and lifting it above us. The chakra hands seemed to slowly rip the Kyuubi in half until a flash of yellow caught my eye.

"Madara-Sama, thank you for distracting the Kyuubi but I must seal it," A familier Yondaime Hokage entered my vision. "My son, he must be the vessel!"

I glared deeply before sending the Susanoo to follow the bright yellow flash in the mist of shocked Shinobi, who merely stared.

The Susanoo dropped the Kyuubi and held it to the ground, letting out a deep growl. It was like it was complaining.

"Oh shut up, I am the wasting my chakra for a worthless task." I snapped, watching the Kyuubi struggle.

It got a arm out and began to scratch uselessly at the Susanoo.

I began to watch the Yondaime conduct many hand signs, smiling at his son as the Kyuubi spotted them.

It look out a thunderous roar as it launched the free arm at the three small beings merely half a mile away from us.

'Shit!'

On the end of the Kyuubi's claw was two figures, blood flowing freely into a small puddle. As this body was not truely alright with the sight of its fellow humans being embedded with a giant chakra fox's claw, I began to retch.

A few words were muttered as large chakra chains flew out of the the second figure on the claw, aiming for the fox.

And me.

I jumped backwards, realising the Susanoo and deactivating the Mangekyo Sharingan. Thank the God above that my mental state was so bad, I could go straight for the Mangekyo.

I collasped as the transformations also wore off, hidden by a few trees. Blood fell from my eye as I clutched it, hissing quietly.

The Kyuubi disapeared with a bright light as ANBU and Shinobi began to flock the surrounding area.

Only then did I notice that a chakra shield was around us.

Izuna appeared next to me, clutching a small medical bag. He crouched next to me and began to treat my eye, ignoring my not so silent cursing.

"We should keep an eye on that new Jinjuuriki." I muttered, biting back a curse I learned from a monk as Izuna shoved a cotton ball into my eye.

"Yes, Hiruzen will most likely keep the title a secret knowing him from your memories," Izuna said. "Leaving the boy to his mother's maiden name and an orphan."

I paused in my hissing. How did Izuna know the Jinjuuriki was a boy?

Must be his weird Uchiha magic that we all for some reason have.

"Bullying will most likely happen."

"Obviously Madara, we should gain a place near him. Maybe as ANBU to gain his trust and act as family or something."

"Yes that would be wise f- OUCH IZUNA, WHAT THE HELL!?"

"I AM NOT A MEDICAL NIN!"

"I CAN TELL BY YOU SHOVING SEVERAL COTTON BALLS IN MY BLOODY EYE!"

"I'M SORRY OK!?"

"OUCH YOU- I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"