December 2017. This was a riff on Good King Wenceslas for Busted Gulch Christmas chapter

Sheriff 3Gun at last looked out

on the streets of BG

residents were all about

all except for CG

Bright hot was the sun that day

a cool breeze from the mountains

when Deputy Darkly came in sight

with a tin of mu-u-ffins

"Hey there Myna, where you goin'

come shoot the breeze with me-e."

"I can't stop now, I'm deliverin' these

for CG's rhinoplasty."

"Bet she'd like some lemonade

to go along with a mu-ffin,

hang on and I'll go with you

we can watch her stu-u-ffin'."

Soon the pair had drawn a crowd

blacksmith and under-ta-ker

Lou and Billy and the Baggages

young Gyn the assistant baker

"Seems we've attracted quite a mob,

better move a little faster."

"I don't think it's gonna help. . .

look, here comes the pa-a-stor."

With determined steps they trod

where wagon wheels had dinted

mud was on the very road

3Gun's boots had printed

Buck, Strop and Will soon joined crowd

with AJ, Lorne and Lor-en

callin' CG's name out loud

soon the crowd was ro-oar-in'

Right up to the doc's they came

all standin' very clo-o-se

tryin' to peek in through the door

at poor CG's no-o-o-se

With Darkly's muffin and the lemonade

3Gun alone went i-i-n

stood beside his favourite gal

and showed his silly gri-in

"Therefore neighbours and good friends

you've satisfied your wonder,

so those of you that block the door

now can go asu-u-un-der."