"DIL GOT A GIRLFRIEND" Hayleigh screamed running down the hall of their apartment

"WHAT?!" Zoe screamed and dropped the fish she had in her hands "drop the bass" she whispered to herself

(Zoe youre from lousiana I can easily imagine this)

"DIL X TABITHA" Hayleigh yelled showing Zoe part of the gaming video

"I ship Dil and Preston I'm a little disappointed" Zoe said cheekily

(im not sorry)

"K thats all I'll leave you be" Hayleigh pecked Zoes cheek and left her back to cooking the fish

Honestly I don't know what I'm doing I started writing a real one but then it lead to this