LOTS: u know what u could make a religion out of?

K1-B0: What?

LOTS: party rock anthem memes

YuNarukamami: omg...

LOTS: wat u think im kidding?

K1-B0: What made you think of that?

LOTS: well i found a thing...

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/SDnaxXIW_Rs

PlainAsDay: Party Rock Anthem kinda works with everything doesn't it?

PlainAsDay: Reminds me of a thing I saw a while back

K1-B0: What might that be?

PlainAsDay: hold on let me find it...

PlainAsDay:

https://youtu.be/kswDFyYlVRY

LOTS: oh my fuken god...

YuNarukamami: Guess u were right about this religion thing

PlainAsDay: There's so many good mashups on YouTube...

YuNarukamami: hold up I got somethin

YuNarukamami:

https://youtu.be/eK-75dFGiDM

YuNarukamami: if you can be bothered to listen to this shit for 4 minutes

LOTS: noice

LOTS: Keebo? u got something to bring to the table?

K1-B0: Hold on, I'll see what I can find...

K1-B0: ...

K1-B0: Will this suffice?

K1-B0: 

https://youtu.be/yo76J3ajswo

PlainAsDay: good job ;)

K1-B0: ;)

YuNarukamami: ;)

LOTS: ;)

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey guiys!

PlainAsDay: wat up?

Pian0Fr3ak: Im bored

Pian0Fr3ak: you wanna play KMK?

KirumiTOUHOU: What's that?

Pian0Fr3ak: Kiss Marry Kill

KirumiTOUHOU: Oh.

Kiyo: How does one play such a game?

Sweetchi: Someone is picked and the person who picks them has to list off three people

Sweetchi: The person who's picked then has to say, giving a desperate circumstance, which one they would kiss, which one they would kill, and which one they would want to be married to

Kiyo: I see.

Kiyo: But it is not a serious answer?

Sweetchi: No

Kiyo: Good.

Pian0Fr3ak: whos in this? Say aye!

LOTS: aye

Kiyo: Aye.

KirumiTOUHOU: Aye

Sweetchi: aye

K1-B0: Aye

YuNarukamami: Aye

HaruMaki: Aye

Aristocat: Aye

ABugsLife: Aye

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Aye

Death2Degenerates: Aye

AtuasWitness: Aye

J0K3R: Aye

MsMage: Aye

PlainAsDay: Aye!

Pian0Fr3ak: Alrighty then!

Pian0Fr3ak: Tsumugi! u go first!

PlainAsDay: Oh!

PlainAsDay: Who do I get?

Pian0Fr3ak: Let's say...

Pian0Fr3ak: Hifumi Yamada, Gundham Tanaka and Himiko Yumeno

Sweetchi: one p from each class

Pian0Fr3ak: u know it ;)

PlainAsDay: lets see...

PlainAsDay: Kiss Himiko...

AtuasWitness: Who wouldn't?

MsMage: Angie that's so gay

AtuasWitness: it sure it ;0

PlainAsDay: Marry Gundham

PlainAsDay: and kill Hifumi

LOTS: i thought u 2 were pals?

PlainAsDay: we are

PlainAsDay: but I don't wanna kiss him or marry him, so he has to die

J0K3R: harsh...

J0K3R: Who's next?

KirumiTOUHOU: I believe Tsumugi has to pick somebody?

PlainAsDay: I pick Kiyo!

Kiyo: that was faster than I expected.

Kiyo: What characters are on my repertoire?

PlainAsDay: Lets see...how about...

PlainAsDay: Leon Kuwata, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu and Monomi

HaruMaki: Monomi?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: the fuck tsumugi?

MsMage: that's like...the weirdest person to choose from...

PlainAsDay: that's why I said it ;)

Kiyo: A tough one indeed.

Kiyo: I would probably marry Kuzuryu, since I have heard he is not as hard hearted as I was initially led to believe.

J0K3R: turns out Boss Baby is as soft as one ;)

PlainAsDay: BOsS BaBY!? OMF!??!

Kiyo: I choose to kiss Monomi...

Kiyo: And subsequently kill Kuwata.

Kiyo: And I now choose Rantaro to be the next in line.

YuNarukamami: k

Kiyo: The three I shall pick are Kirumi Tojo, Junko Enoshima and Kaede Akamatsu

YuNarukamami: Well Junko's completely out of the question...

LOTS: kill Junko?

YuNarukamami: yep

YuNarukamami: Then i'd probably kiss Kaede...

Sweetchi: You cant have her!

YuNarukamami: Chill dude...;)

YuNarukamami: and being the ultimate maid, Kirumi would make the ultimate wife, so...marry I guess?

KirumiTOUHOU: Thank you Amami-Kun

KirumiTOUHOU: Who might you be picking to go next?

YuNarukamami: ...hmmm....

YuNarukamami: Angie

AtuasWitness: Nyahaha!

YuNarukamami: Shuichi Saihara, Sonia Nevermind, Hajime Hinata

AtuasWitness: Marry Sonia, Kiss Hajime, Kill Shuichi ;)

LOTS: WAT

Pian0Fr3ak: WAT

Sweetchi: WHAT!?

AtuasWitness: just kidding ;)

AtuasWitness: Swap Hajime and Shuichi around

AtuasWitness: I'd love to kiss Shuichi at least once

Pian0Fr3ak: You cant have him!

HaruMaki: Like girlfriend like boyfriend...

AtuasWitness: Hajime dies because he wont go down without a fight

LOTS: tru

AtuasWitness: Atua is telling me who to pick next

K1-B0: What did Atua say?

AtuasWitness: ...

AtuasWitness: Maki!

HaruMaki: oh great...

AtuasWitness: ...

AtuasWitness: Kokichi Ouma, Gonta Gokuhara and Nekomaru Nidai

HaruMaki: Kill Kokichi

Sweetchi: knew it...

J0K3R: that was like...0.2 seconds?

HaruMaki: Kiss Gonta

ABugsLife: <3

HaruMaki: <3

HaruMaki: and Marry Nekomaru

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: how come?

LOTS: have u seen how much of a bro Nekomaru is dude?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fair Point...

HaruMaki: I'd never take him over you tho Kaito

LOTS: aw thx ;)

HaruMaki: You can go next then?

LOTS: sure lay it on me

HaruMaki: Himiko Yumeno

MsMage: y does everyone pick me?

Death2Degenerates: cause we love u ;)

MsMage: <3

AtuasWitness: <3

Death2Degenerates: <3

HaruMaki: Celestia Ludenburg

Aristocat: wtf why?

HaruMaki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HaruMaki: and Mondo Oowada

LOTS: kiss himiko marry mondo kill celeste

YuNarukamami: I get it...

YuNarukamami: but why marry mondo?

LOTS: same reason Maki picked marry for Nekomaru

LOTS: hes a bro

LOTS: but were both taken so...

K1-B0: Wait...

K1-B0: Monda Oowada has a partner?

Kiyo: I wasn't aware of this?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: who would wanna pair up with a chump like him?

LOTS: you know that Kiyotaka Ishimaru guy from the same class?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: r u fucken serious?

LOTS: yeah?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that MOTHERFUCKER!

KirumiTOUHOU: Miu? What is wrong?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: That asshole is always barking at us reminded us of the school rules and regulations...!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but his FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS THE GOD FUCKING DMAN SCHOOL DELINGQUENT!?!?!?!?

Sweetchi: She's right, I'm kinda surprised

LOTS: its amazing what a little sauna incedentll do to two guys

Pian0Fr3ak: Sauna incedent?

LOTS: ask Makoto

LOTS: anyways i pick Miu to go next

LOTS: your choices are Yasuhiro Hagakure Kazuichi Soda and Chihiro Fujisaki

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Kill hiro

MsMage: that was fucken fast...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: the dude sucks what can I say?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: aw shit im only allowed to kill one of them, right?

Pian0Fr3ak: yep

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: urgh...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess I'll kiss that permavirgin once...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and I'd marry Chihiro

Pian0Fr3ak: even tho he's a femboy?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Kaede

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: mt boyfriend is a fucking robot...

Pian0Fr3ak: you know what? touche...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fucking...you go next Himiko

MsMage: k

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Akene Owari, Mikan Tsumiki and Hiyoko Saionji

MsMage: I guess I'd kiss Akane...shes nice but dumb...

Death2Degenerates: true...

MsMage: and maybe marry Mikan?

MsMage: That girl REALLY needs a significant other that wont take advantage of her

J0K3R: Also...tru...

MsMage: and kill Hiyoko cause no one fucking likes her

Kiyo: Very justifiable.

MsMage: Shuichi, it's your turn

Sweetchi: Oh ok?

MsMage: You get Makoto Naegi, Hajime Hinata and Komaru Naegi

PlainAsDay: Who's Komaru?

MsMage: Makoto's sister

MsMage: she doesn't attend hopes peak but she hangs around with Toko Fukawa a lot, and sometimes us

PlainAsDay: adfcsrxac I need to meet this girl!

Pian0Fr3ak: Same! Can Makoto introduce us?

Sweetchi: I'm sure he will if you ask him

Sweetchi: Anyway, its a toughie, but I've decided to kiss Makoto, marry Komaru and Kill Hajime

Sweetchi: for pretty much the same reason as Angie

AtuasWitness: ( ^o^)

Sweetchi: Why don't you go next Keebo?

K1-B0: Um...ok...

Sweetchi: Your three people are Sayaka Maizono, Korekiyo Shinguji and Tsumugi Shirogane

K1-B0: As bad as this is to say...

K1-B0: I would probably kill Ms Maizono, since I don't know her as well as Kiyo and Tsumugi.

K1-B0: I would probably kiss Tsumugi and marry Kiyo, since he would be quite the knowledgable partner.

Kiyo: Thank you, Keebo.

K1-B0: Who should I pick?

K1-B0: ...

K1-B0: ...

Sweetchi: ?

K1-B0: Kokichi?

J0K3R: Hmm? Yeeaaas?

K1-B0: do...you want to go next?

J0K3R: Why Keeboi, I thought you'd never ask! ;D

K1-B0: then...is there a different reason you just spammed Yeet in our private chat?

J0K3R: I don't know what you're referring to?

Pian0Fr3ak: oh my goooood...

K1-B0: Kiss Marry Kill: Byakuya Togami, Junko Enoshima and Nagito Komaeda.

J0K3R: I'd probably marry Nagito...

J0K3R: Kiss Junko...

J0K3R: and stab the FUCK out of Byakuya!

LOTS: rly?

J0K3R: That guy's a chad!

LOTS: tru

J0K3R: Ok Gonta! You're up!

ABugsLife: ?

J0K3R: Out of these three people, which one would you kill?

ABugsLife: HUH!?

ABugsLife: Gonta not kill! Gentleman never hurt anybody!

J0K3R: Fine, let me ask you this...

J0K3R: Out of Sakura Oogami, Nekomaru Nidai and Byakuya Twogami, who would you kiss?

Death2Degenerates: Twogami?

KirumiTOUHOU: I believe he is referring to the Ultimate Imposter from Nanami's class?

J0K3R: Yep...

ABugsLife: Gonta...probably kiss Sakura...?

J0K3R: Ok

J0K3R: Now, who between Twogami and Nekomaru would you want to be married to?

ABugsLife: Gonta like Nekomaru. Nekomaru strange, always talking to Gonta about training and muscles, but Gonta like him...

J0K3R: Ok

J0K3R: So that means u have to kill Twogami ;)

ABugsLife: GONTA NEVER KILL! GONTA NEVER HURT ANYBODY!

J0K3R: Woha! Chill dude I was kidding!

J0K3R: You don't have to kiss marry or kill anyone...

ABugsLife: ...

MsMage: I think you upset him Kokichi?

YuNarukamami: shame on you!

J0K3R: Yeah, I guess I suck for this one...

J0K3R: don't worry big guy, I'll make it up to you later. Sound good?

ABugsLife: ...Ok...

J0K3R: ;) <3

ABugsLife: <3

ABugsLife: Gonta want Kirumi to go next!

KirumiTOUHOU: Ok then?

ABugsLife: Gonta pick...

ABugsLife: Peko from other class...

ABugsLife: Angie...

ABugsLife; and Makoto from other class...

KirumiTOUHOU: I see...that's rather difficult...

ABugsLife: Should Gonta change people?

KirumiTOUHOU: No need Gokuhara-kun. I can manage.

KirumiTOUHOU: I suppose I will choose to kiss Makoto, Marry Peko and kill Angie.

Aristocat: Youd...kill Angie?

KirumiTOUHOU: She said the other day that she wouldn't mind me killing her.

AtuasWitness: I can confirm this ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fucking weirdo...

KirumiTOUHOU: Who has left to have their turn?

Sweetchi: I think its just Kaede, Ryoma and Tenko?

KirumiTOUHOU: I see...in which case...

KirumiTOUHOU: Would you mind going next, Chabashira-san?

Death2Degenerates: On the condition that you make all of my picks girls!

KirumiTOUHOU: But of course.

KirumiTOUHOU: How about...

KirumiTOUHOU: Mahiru Koizumi, Ibuki Mioda and Aoi Asahina?

Death2Degenerates: Aw fuck! I don't wanna kill any of them!

Death2Degenerates: they're like...all my best friends?

MsMage: seriously?

Death2Degenerates: yeh

Death2Degenerates: Mahiru scolds me and keeps me in line when I'm a bit too brazen, like an overprotective mother...

Death2Degenerates: Ibuki and I are the alpha gays of our classes, so we relate...

Death2Degenerates: and Aoi's giving me swimming lessons, which I REALLY need r/n

YuNarukamami: Oh, I wasn't aware Ibuki was homosexual...

Death2Degenerates: I think shes bi actually, but she's told me she's kinda crushing on Peko

Death2Degenerates: She's ALSO told me it'd be cool to be kicked in the face by me, so I THINK i'll choose to kill her...

Death2Degenerates: but i'd definitely kill myself before that happens...

Death2Degenerates: I'd marry Mahiru cause she's kinda already my waifu

Death2Degenerates: and I'd kiss Aoi's beautiful face!

Pian0Fr3ak: Same

Death2Degenerates: You next Kaede!

Death2Degenerates: You get Kyoko Kirigiri, Chiaki Nanami and Mukuro Ikusaba!

Pian0Fr3ak: Hmm...

Pian0Fr3ak: I'd probably opt to kill Mukuro, since I don't know her all that well...

Pian0Fr3ak: but she's the Ultimate Soldier, so shed probably kill me first...

Pian0Fr3ak: then I'll marry Kyoko and kiss Chiaki

Sweetchi: coolio

Sweetchi: so that leaves one more person...

Aristocat: hooray...

Pian0Fr3ak: We won't force you to if you don't want to Ryoma...

Aristocat: nah it's cool <3

Aristocat: who do I get to pick from?

Pian0Fr3ak: Since you asked... ;)

Pian0Fr3ak: How about Sayaka Maizono, Chiaki Nanami and Sonia Nevermind?

Aristocat: Hmm...

Aristocat: ...

Aristocat: not that i'd ever kill again, but i'd probably kill Sayaka

Pian0Fr3ak: jeez...no love for Sayaka today...

Aristocat: I mean...it was her or Sonia...

Aristocat: and while its not much, i'd be in significantly less trouble if I were to kill a pop star than a member of royalty...

Aristocat: cause theres no way in hell im killing Chiaki Nanami

Sweetchi: You...

Sweetchi: DO have a point...?

Aristocat: ¯\(°_o)/¯

Aristocat: On that no

Aristocat: I'd kiss Sonia and Marry Chiaki...

Pian0Fr3aK: kool beans...

Writers Note:

Chances are I'm going to move this story over to Archive of Our Own, because Wattpad has fucking given up on me.

Like, in the last chapter, I had to send a link to the Kirumi Touhou image because I couldn't post it on the page, because it was "innapropriatte"

GO BACK AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE! WHAT ABOUT IT IS INNAPROPRIATE!?!?!

On top of that can someone please tell me why this image:

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjQoZWXz-TlAhWDxYUKHR_pAaYQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.ch%2Fpin%2F610167449489505941%2F&psig=AOvVaw3XNLLeKS19cWYNi0pCRO2h&ust=1573646229398129

is unacceptable yet the one I replaced it with is!? Also, originally, the title picture for the chapter where Rantaro joins was a picture of Kaito, Maki and Shuichi getting ready for the morning and brushing their teeth! Why was that fucking banned! What, because Maki was showing skin!? On her fucking ARMS!!?!? WAHT!? 

And you can not fucking tell me that THIS picture in innapropriate! WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH IT!!!!???

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiF2rTZz-TlAhUQCRoKHTLJARsQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F602497256370816047%2F&psig=AOvVaw0e-OTqKptETrbj4ukcESQF&ust=1573646359370213

ugh...

Fuck you Wattpad, you're lucky I'm even still here...

anyway enjoy the goddamn chapter...