J0K3R: 

https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

MsMage: What the fuck?

J0K3R: You're walking in the woods...

J0K3R: there's no one around and your phone is dead

J0K3R: Suddenly, you spot him...

MsMage: Who!?

J0K3R: ME... 

MsMage: can u fucking not?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who's the fucker!?

Aristocat: depends on your definition?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've had people coming up to me all day and asking me shit about me and Keebo!

Aristocat: But aren't you two dating now?

Aristocat: whats wrong if people wanna check that?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What's WRONG is that I never fucking told anybody!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I wanted to keep it to ourselves until we were ready to come out about it, but That ain't fucken happening now!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who fucking told any asshole about us!?

Pian0Fr3ak: er well...

Pian0Fr3ak: I may or may not have told somebody?

Pian0Fr3ak: and by somebody I mean...two people?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Of fucking course it was Kaediot!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who'd you tell?

Pian0Fr3ak: Well, I was in the music room practicing my piano and Ibuki and Sayaka were with me

Pian0Fr3ak: I wanted to tell them about the karaoke night and subsequently brought it up...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ibuki...?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐As in...Ibuki Mioda..?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You told...fucking...IBUKI MIODA about us!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Kaede, you KNOW that bitch can't keep her mouth shut about any fucking shit!

Pian0Fr3ak: I know! I'm sorry Miu...

Pian0Fr3ak: but what's the problem? You and Keebo ARE a thing now though right? 

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah, but its getting out of hand!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: all I did was kiss him and...maybe slip him the tongue?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but people are going around saying we had sex and now its pissing me off!

Pian0Fr3ak: ah...I get it now...

Pian0Fr3ak: but wait, wouldn't you WELCOME such accusations?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh I would

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but its the fact people are assuming Keebo banged me that's annoying me

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He's too pure for that shit!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: maybe too pure for me even...

K1-B0: I don't even have a reproductive system to begin with, so the possibility of us...getting dirty...is nigh impossible...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I wonder what our kid would look like tbh...

Pian0Fr3ak: same tbh

Aristocat: Couldn't Miu just...build one?

Pian0Fr3ak: I mean I guess?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'll wait until the time is right for that...

K1-B0: You've thought that about this that much since then?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: (✿◠‿◠)

K1-B0: (✿◠‿◠)

Pian0Fr3ak: (¬_¬)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:(⌐■_■)

Pian0Fr3ak: But no, I hear you gurl...

Pian0Fr3ak: I've been in those situations in the past...

Aristocat: Rumours do spread fast sometimes...

K1-B0: True.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: true

Pian0Fr3ak: true

J0K3R: Can I offer some advice?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: no...

J0K3R: :,(

J0K3R: I'm only trying to fucking help you!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fine...what is it?

J0K3R: In my mind, if a guy ever spreads a rumour that he slept with you...

J0K3R: don't deny it...

Pian0Fr3ak: um...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: the hell?

Pian0Fr3ak: y tho?

J0K3R: Two reasons...

J0K3R: the first is that there are always going to be guys AND girls who think it's true and will envy you

J0K3R: those people who bully you for your supposed "sex life" are just jealous of you

Pian0Fr3ak: I mean...he's not wrong...?

K1-B0: What's the other reason?

J0K3R: the other reason...

J0K3R: is that dumbass just gave you the power to say anything you want to people about what he's LIKE in bed...

J0K3R: and trust me...

J0K3R: people WILL believe it...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...I'm listening?

J0K3R: Say something like...

J0K3R: he bleats like a fucking sheep when he orgasms!

J0K3R: No!

J0K3R: Say he put on earrings and asked you to call him "Angel!"

J0K3R: NO!

J0K3R: Say he couldn't get up until he watched a fucking nevercake league of legends commercial!

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh my god!

Pian0Fr3ak: hes lost it!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: rip

Aristocat: tbf...

Aristocat: did he ever HAVE it?

J0K3R: What I'm trying to say is...

J0K3R: the power is yours...

Pian0Fr3ak: maybe you really ARE the Ultimate Supreme Leader?

J0K3R: you doubted me?

Pian0Fr3ak: you DO lie about almost everything...

J0K3R: fair enough

MsMage: Speaking of which...

K1-B0: Oh! Hello Himiko!

MsMage: yo

MsMage: speaking of which

MsMage: how come you always wear white Kokichi?

MsMage: I've been wondering...

J0K3R: Why do you ask?

MsMage: well, me and Gundham Tanaka from the other class were talking today

MsMage: I asked him why he always wears such dark clothing and he replied with "Such an outfit is befitting of a devils apostle!" or some shit...

MsMage: So I was thinking he meant "Dark clothes make me look more evil"

MsMage: But then I realised that...YOU rarely ever wear dark clothes...

MsMage: how come?

J0K3R: Well, it's pretty simple...

J0K3R: some people say that wearing all dark clothing makes you look like an evil villain...

J0K3R: Not me tho

J0K3R: I just think it makes a person look like a sexy motorcycle...vroom vroom...

Pian0Fr3ak: Kokichi, pull it together!

PlainAsDay: You know something?

HaruMaki: whats that?

PlainAsDay: ok so...

PlainAsDay: who here plays Smash Ultimate?

LOTS: i think all of us have played it once?

PlainAsDay: Ok so...

PlainAsDay: they added Terry Bogard from Fatal Fury to the roster, right?

LOTS: just the other day yeh

PlainAsDay: but his trailer shows a bunch of characters from old NeoGeo games...

PlainAsDay: does anyone else think that that maid girl with the falcon looks like that girl from Tojo?

HaruMaki: What?

LOTS: wat?

Sweetchi: what?

PlainAsDay: wait FcuK!

PlainAsDay: I meant TOUHOU! TOUHOU!

PlainAsDay: the fucking bullet hell game?

HaruMaki: for a second I thought you were saying that Kirumi got added to smash XD

LOTS: SAME!

Sweetchi: SAME!

LOTS: doesnt touhou have a maid character tho

YuNarukamami: Yeah, u mean Sakuya?

YuNarukamami: she can stop time and shit?

Pian0Fr3ak: OMG!

Pian0Fr3ak: imagine if Kirumi could like...fucking stop time!?

J0K3R: that would make her more terrifying than she already is?!

Sweetchi: Same

LOTS: same

HaruMaki: same

YuNarukamami: same

Pian0Freak:

PlainAsDay: same

K1-B0: One autocorrect and this happens...?

Pian0Fr3ak: yeh dude!

Pian0Fr3ak: its god damn Kirumi Touhou!

Sweetchi: KIRUMI TOUHOU!?

Sweetchi: I'm DONE!

PlainAsDay: Omfg! Guys!

PlainAsDay: I did a thing!

Sweetchi: What might that be?

PlainAsDay: so, u know that Kirumi Touhou conversation we had earlier?

J0K3R: ...yeas...?

PlainAsDay: awright so...

PlainAsDay: I have a pal in another class

PlainAsDay: this dude named Hifumi Yamada

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: u mean that potato from Chihiros class?

Kiyo: He is the Ultimate Fanfic Creator if I recall?

PlainAsday: yeh so...

PlainAsDay: I went to him and asked him to do something...

PlainAsDay: u know how he likes to draw rite?

LOTS: shit man i like where this is going...

PlainAsDay: I got him to do a thing!

J0K3R: easfdsfxdfcg SH OW!

YuNarukamami: did he do what I think he did...?

PlainAsDay: Well...;)

PlainAsDay: 

HaruMaki: ASDGCVSDTACSVGFHDSFCVDT!!!

LOTS: IM FUCKING DYING

K1-B0: One Autocorrect and THIS Happens!?

Pian0Fr3ak: KIRUMI TOUHOU!!?!

Kiyo: Kirumi?

KirumiTojo: ...

KirumiTojo: thank you I love it...

Sweetchi: D MA N!

Aristocat: do you really?

KirumiTojo: yes...

KirumiTojo: I like Touhou.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: this is the kind of quality info I fucking need! :0

J0K3R: Im gonna print that pic and deliver it to Kirigiri-sensei!

LOTS: no dont!

J0K3R: try and stop me biatch!

LOTS: no thats not what im saying...

J0K3R: ?

LOTS: y stop at Kirigiri-sensei?

LOTS: make loads of copies and mail them to all the teachers!

LOTS: Sakakura Yukizome Kizakura maybe even fuking Tengan!?

HaruMaki: F U C K

J0K3R: theyre gonna be so confused lmao!?!

KirumiTojo changed their name to KirumiTOUHO

Pian0Fr3ak: KIrUMi! OMg!?!?

KirumiTOUHO: I am merely embracing it.

Kiyo: How impressive.

ABugsLife: Hello?

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey Gonta! What's up?

ABugsLife: Gonta want to ask something...

ABugsLife: Gonta go see Yukizome-sensei in evening and Gonta notice that she have new picture on desk thing

ABugsLife: When Gonta take closer look, he notice it picture of Kirumi from group chat...

ABugsLife: why Yukizome-sensei have picture?

Pian0Fr3ak: OMFG!

KirumiTOUHO: well now I'm just embarrassed...

J0K3R: Tsumugi, send Hifumi my love!

J0K3R: this is a work of art!

PlainAsDay: <333 !!!

LOTS: tbh Yukizome-sensei is so chill i love her

Sweetchi: As expected of the former Ultimate Housekeeper

HaruMaki: I'm pretty sure Yukizome is one of those people who has a stash of shitposts hidden away in her desk

Kiyo: she does.

Kiyo: I saw it once.

HaruMaki: Knew it...

Writers Note:

This chapter was a bit of filler, but I saw this sprite edit for Kirumi on Pinterest and was like "crap man I HAVE to use that!?"

On top of that, I wanted to write more Kokichi, so I did. I love him a bit too much...

And ALSO, I wanted to make it clear that the teachers DO have a role to play in this story. I mentioned Juzo briefly in the 2nd chapter, but never really expanded upon it

Anyway, that's all folks...