Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hey, can I get some advice from anyone online r/n?

Pian0Fr3ak: What do u need?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: There's something I've been wanting to do for a while now, but while I really wanna fucking do it, I'm a little reluctant...

Pian0Fr3ak: I didn't take you for the reluctant type, Miu...

Pian0Fr3ak: But if you ask me, if there's something that excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time, then I think you should just do it!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Really?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Alright then! Time to fuck a blender!

Pian0Fr3ak: wait WHAT? No!

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/HhHwnrlZRus

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok, the blender can wait

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What the fuck is this?

MsMage: I was just about to ask that too...

MsMage: You ok Shuichi, or are you having a sad day again?

Sweetchi: Not sad...

Sweetchi: just salty...

Pian0Fr3ak: Would...talking to your girlfriend about it help?

Sweetchi: no, I mean, I'm actually salty

Sweetchi: I'm slowly filling myself up with saltwater....

MsMage: Explain?

Sweetchi: Kokichi put salt in my coffee as a prank this morning, but I'm going to continue to drink it, because I am petty, and won't let him win...

MsMage: Well...

MsMage: THAT'S certainly something...

Pian0Fr3ak: big oof...

Pian0Fr3ak: but hey, I got an idea

Sweetchi: what's that?

Pian0Fr3ak: So, Tsumugi recommended this anime to me earlier today...

Pian0Fr3ak: And I was gonna spend the night binging the first season

Pian0Fr3ak: Wanna join?

Sweetchi: What anime?

Pian0Fr3ak: Er...I forgot the name...

Pian0Fr3ak: Something about a slime?

MsMage: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah! That's the one!

Sweetchi: Sorry, I can't understand that...

Pian0Fr3ak: Aren't you Japanese Shuichi?

Sweetchi: What is it in English?

MsMage: That time I got reincarnated as a slime

MsMage: it's a goodun

LOTS: did someone say Slime Datta!?

MsMage: Yep

LOTS: that show is awesome!

MsMage: truth

Sweetchi: Alright

Sweetchi: What time should I come?

Pian0Fr3ak: This evening

Pian0Fr3ak: at my house

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh! Wait! I got an even better idea!

Sweetchi: What's that?

Pian0Fr3ak: You can come stay over!

Pian0Fr3ak: it's been a while, right?

Sweetchi: Um...sure, but your parents don't mind?

Pian0Fr3ak: They're out this weekend

Pian0Fr3ak: My sister'll be around, but she won't pay us any mind

LOTS: you have a sister Kaede?

Pian0Fr3ak: A twin actually!

MsMage: Can u send a pic?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure!

Pian0Fr3ak:

Pian0Fr3ak: This is a photo we took on the day I began Hopes Peak as an Ultimate

Pian0Fr3ak: I came out a little blurry, but its a nice pick

Pian0Fr3ak: Her name's Konata and she attends school not too far from here

MsMage: Kaede and Konata Akamatsu huh?

MsMage: Nice...

Pian0Fr3ak: So yeah, if you wanna grab your nightclothes or whatever Shuichi, you can meet at my house later?

Sweetchi: Yeah, I think I really need this

Sweetchi: I just had another big oof...

LOTS: what happened?

Sweetchi: Just tried to open a can of beans and broke my can opener...

LOTS: big oof...

MsMage: So, now it's a can't opener?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: That's the worst fucking joke I've heard

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Btw, Shuichi's going round Kaede's? I just left for a bit and missed some stuff

Pian0Fr3ak: Yep

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So, does that mean you guys are gonna smash, or...?

LOTS: Miu!

Pian0Fr3ak: Nah

Pian0Fr3ak: Maybe I would ask if we were at Shuichi's house, but I think you're forgetting that I mentioned my twin sister being there?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So what?

Pian0Fr3ak: What do you mean "So what?"

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You just said she wouldn't pay you any mind

Pian0Fr3ak: I know, but...

Pian0Fr3ak: Even I wouldn't want to spoil her peaceful evening with the sound of us two banging upstairs

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fair enough...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So does that mean we can come over too?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I kinda wanna watch this anime?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sorry, no dice

Pian0Fr3ak: This is a SaiMatsu Date Night

MsMage: Ugh! God damn SaiMatsu date nights!

MsMage: Can any one of us crash the party?

Sweetchi: Actually, wait

Sweetchi: Kaede, I'm gonna private message you real quick...

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure thing

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What do you think they're talking about?

LOTS: beats me...

Sweetchi: Ok, we've made an agreement

Sweetchi: Kaito, we'll allow you to join in on our sleepover if you want

LOTS: SWEETNESS!

MsMage: Aw man!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fuck...

Sweetchi: On one condition...

LOTS: whats that?

Pian0Fr3ak: You bring Maki with you

Pian0Fr3ak: We can turn this SaiMatsu Date Night into a SaiMatsu and HaruKaito Double Date Night!

LOTS: good idea! ill ask her...

LOTS: she said sure!

LOTS: we are now a sleepover squad!

Pian0Fr3ak: Nice!

Pian0Fr3ak: By the way, I gotta order something for us to chow down on

Pian0Fr3ak: Pasta or Risotto sounds good, but sandwiches look good too...or maybe pizza...?

LOTS: well decide when we arrive later

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure thing

Pian0Fr3ak: damnit i'm really indecisive sometimes...

Sweetchi: That's not a bad thing...

Pian0Fr3ak: You think? I'd always thought you'd find it annoying?

Sweetchi: Not at all...after all...

Sweetchi: It means you chose me after a lot of careful thought and consideration, right?

Sweetchi: Kaede?

Sweetchi: Kaede are you there?

Sweetchi: Babe, honey, sweetheart, it's been a whole minute!

Pian0Fr3ak: I swooned and passed out

LOTS: seriously?

Pian0Fr3ak: I have the best fucking boyfriend on the planet!

Pian0Fr3ak: Anyways, I'll c u 2 latr

Sweetchi: See you Kaede

LOTS: laterz

Pian0Fr3ak: Can we take a moment to appreciate how beautiful Shuichi is?

Kiyo: Of course we can

Kiyo: But why do you say that?

Kiyo: Because you are his girlfriend?

Pian0Fr3ak: That and also because he just showed up to my house...

Pian0Fr3ak: And can I just say, you really see a new side to people when they're wearing nightwear

MsMage: How so?

Pian0Fr3ak: One sec...

Pian0Fr3ak:

Pian0Fr3ak: Someone please help, I'm so fucking in love with this guy...

MsMage: Understandably

Death2Degenerates: You look amazing too Kaede!

Kiyo: Tenko is right. You yourself look very pretty...

Pian0Fr3ak: Aw, thanks guys!

Death2Degenerates: Hey, can u send a pic of what Maki looks like?

Pian0Fr3ak: She's not here yet...

Pian0Fr3ak: But sure!

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey, Tenko?

Death2Degenerates: Yeah?

Pian0Fr3ak: I got that Maki photo you asked for earlier...

Pian0Fr3ak:

Pian0Fr3ak: Took me a minute to get it, cause she kept avoiding the question, but I'm good at pressing for stuff!

Death2Degenerates: Gorgeous!

MsMage: Same

Kiyo: Same

Kiyo: I doubt Tenko cares, but what of Kaito?

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh, he's here too!

Pian0Fr3ak:

MsMage: wow...

MsMage: I'm not trying to suggest anything, but...

MsMage: Kaito looks kinda hot with that look, don't you think?

Pian0Fr3ak: Totally!

K1-B0: Oh wow!

K1-B0: I don't believe I've seen Kaito with his hair down like that...

Pian0Fr3ak: That's what I was thinking!

Pian0Fr3ak: Anyway, we're all here now and the snacks are ready

Pian0Fr3ak: It's slime time!

Pian0Fr3ak: TTYL

Pian0Fr3ak: Yo?

K1-B0: Yo?

Pian0Fr3ak: Guess who's at my house r/n?

K1-B0: Shuichi? Kaito? Maki?

Pian0Fr3ak: I mean...yeah, but that's not who I mean

Pian0Fr3ak: My sister Konata is downstairs asleep on the couch

Pian0Fr3ak: I think she was playing Video games or whatever while we've been upstairs all night

K1-B0: Doesn't she live there though?

K1-B0: What's so weird about her being there?

Pian0Fr3ak: Nothing really, but she's napping r/n

K1-B0: Are you going to wake her up?

Pian0Fr3ak: No, even better

Pian0Fr3ak: Kaito got an idea for what we could do during our binge watching break

Pian0Fr3ak: We're gonna have a contest to see which of the 4 of us can pull the best prank on her!

K1-B0: sffsdfcgsdfsra

K1-B0: You think she'll be ok with that?

Pian0Fr3ak: Absolutely not...

Pian0Fr3ak: But who cares?

J0K3R: oh thank god!

J0K3R: I made it in time for the prank fest!

J0K3R: who's going first?

Pian0Fr3ak: Kaito is

Pian0Fr3ak: We just spent the last 20 minutes or so looking for stuff to prank her with

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh damn!

K1-B0: What is it?

J0K3R: Kaede?

Pian0Fr3ak: He's got a tomato...

K1-B0: Kaito?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah...

J0K3R: A tomato?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah...

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait, he just bowed and put his hands together...

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh...

Pian0Fr3ak: Holy crap!

J0K3R: WHAT? SPIT IT OUT?

Pian0Fr3ak: He just rolled her over and put the tomato down her pants...

K1-B0: What!?

J0K3R: Oh shit!

J0K3R: that means she's gonna have mashed tomato down her pants when she rolls on top of it!

K1-B0: Wow!

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm next! I've gotta beat that!?

K1-B0: good luck Kaede

J0K3R: Same, what'd you have in mind?

Pian0Fr3ak: K, so I learned this trick recently...

Pian0Fr3ak: Apparently, if you rub baby oil between someone's toes really gently, they'll rub their toes in their sleep in hopes of getting rid of it

Pian0Fr3ak: The kicker though, is that it's purely subconscious, so they'll wake up the next morning all tired and not know why!

K1-B0: Wow. I learned a new fact today!

K1-B0: Not that I have toes in the first place...

J0K3R: damn it...this should be good material!

K1-B0: What does that mean?

J0K3R: ....Nooothing?

Pian0Fr3ak: Guys, omg!

Pian0Fr3ak: Guys, its amazing!

Pian0Fr3ak: Guys!

J0K3R: Quit calling us and tell us what happened?

Pian0Fr3ak: Well...Maki went next...

Pian0Fr3ak: You know what, I'm just gonna show you...

Pian0Fr3ak: But Maki...

Pian0Fr3ak: fucking...Maki...

Pian0Fr3ak:

J0K3R: What the fuck!?

J0K3R: is that...TOILET PAPER?!

Pian0Fr3ak: YES!

Pian0Fr3ak: I shit you not, Maki just went upstairs and brought like, a boatload of toilet paper down!

Pian0Fr3ak: And then she got Kaito and Shuichi to help her wrap Konata up like a fucking mummy!

Pian0Fr3ak: And she didn't. even. twitch!

K1-B0: Maki seems to be the winner as of now then?

Pian0Fr3ak: Totally!

Pian0Fr3ak: I think Shuichi gave up, but it's his go now, so...

J0K3R: What's he got?

Pian0Fr3ak: ...

Pian0Fr3ak: An ink pad...

J0K3R: Ink?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah...

K1-B0: What's he doing with it?

Pian0Fr3ak: He just asked me what hand Konata writes with...

Pian0Fr3ak: He's putting ink on her fingers!

Pian0Fr3ak: OH FCUK!

K1-B0: Kaede!?

K1-B0: What happened?

K1-B0: Hello?

Pian0Fr3ak: She woke the fuck up!

J0K3R: Did she see u!?

Pian0Fr3ak: No...not yet...

Pian0Fr3ak: Me, Kaito and Shuichi are hiding under the table in the other room...

J0K3R: and Maki?

Pian0fr3ak: I don't know...she's still in the other room...

Pian0Fr3ak: I don't think Konata knows where she is though...

Pian0Fr3ak: She's just looking around, ink on her face, tomatos down her pants, oil on her feet and wrapped shoulder to ankles in toilet paper!

Pian0Fr3ak: She looks so pissed...

Pian0Fr3ak: She just went upstairs to bed!

Pian0Fr3ak: I don't think she even remembers we're here!

J0K3R: Holy shit I'm wheezing!

J0K3R: like, I'm seriously on the floor!

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm crying omg!

Pian0Fr3ak: Kaito and Shuichi are on the floor with laughter!

Pian0Fr3ak: Maki just came out of hiding

Pian0Fr3ak: she was behind the sofa that Konata was laying on

J0K3R: nice

Pian0Fr3ak: I've never seen her so happy

J0K3R: Permission to save the mummy photo?

Pian0Fr3ak: Granted!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I fall asleep mid-project and miss this shit!?

K1-B0: I believe the saying is "you snooze you lose" Miu...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: UUUUUURGGHGH...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ah fuck it, this is fucking priceless...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Give everyone a hi five for me, will ya?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure thing girl!

Pian0Fr3ak: gonna have to wait until Shuichi recovers tho

HaruMaki: Hey guys

K1-B0: Hey Maki!

K1-B0: Are you alright?

HaruMaki: Yeah, I'm fine now

HaruMaki: I think I almost passed out from laughter...

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm honestly more surprised that you're capable of this much emotion tbh

HaruMaki: So am I tbh...

HaruMaki: and there's another emotion I'm feeling right now: Exhaustion

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah, same...

HaruMaki: Kaito and Shuichi are already out cold...

HaruMaki:

J0K3R: Aw, that's sweet tho

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure is

Pian0Fr3ak: But we're fucking done for tonight, so we'll see you tomorrow I guess

K1-B0: Night girls!

J0K3R: Night

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Have a good nights sleep

HaruMaki: Night...

Writers Brief:

Crap I enjoyed this part!

I know I made it clear that I'm a huge SaiMatsu shipper, but I felt really satisfied making this chapter and experimenting with their relationship. Kaito and Maki's too actually!

Btw, I'm not sure where most of the sprite edits I used in this video come from, but you can find most of them on Google images. Kaede's sisters sprite was made by Sootielove. The original image isn't about anymore, but underneath is the video I got it from...

https://youtu.be/2UyzgTDCjHU

Anyway, that's all I got for now

Next chapter actually won't focus so much on the texting aspect of the series. We're going to have a brief moment at the beginning where Shuichi, Kaede, Maki and Kaito bond together after waking up from their sleep at Kaede's house.

Look forward to that and until then, c u latr ;-)