Chapter 29b: God nerfed me and here's why

Sweetchi: This is the best thing that's ever happened to me

LOTS: u finally accept it?

Sweetchi: Like I have a choice...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I love Chisa Yukizome so much I stg

Kiyo: Strange. I don't remember an Evanescence song that sounded this jolly.

LOTS: actually its a mashup of like a few songs

LOTS: 

https://youtu.be/8EjL6LLJG6Q

Kiyo: That is...

Kiyo: Quite an impressive mashup actually...

Kiyo: Almost as impressive as Ms Yukizome's singing.

Kiyo: Almost...

Death2Degenerates: I know I got a girlfriend and everything, but...

Death2Degenerates: I think I just became a cougar as well as a lesbian

Sweetchi: That's not the right term for it.

Sweetchi: A cougar is an older woman looking for romance with a younger man

Death2Degenerates: well then im the opposite of that

LOTS: actually this is gon sound like a weird question but how old is yukizome sensei?

HaruMaki: I'd say around 25

Sweetchi: Wow she's young

Sweetchi: I mean, not that she looks old but it makes more sense now that Im hearing her sing

HaruMaki: Dont worry Tenko, we're all a little gay

Kiyo: No, I'm pretty sure Tenko is a big gay.

HaruMaki: Ok right

Death2Degenerates: Meh



Pian0Fr3ak: What is this song and why are Akane and Nekomaru so good at singing it?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I dont know but r they doing roleplay?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: because they sure as hell arent father and daughter

MsMage: its from a Disney Channel movie

MsMage:

https://youtu.be/PrL_b__CHrw

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm not even surprised that Himiko's the one who knows the Disney Channel songs. 

MsMage: Dude I'm a slut for Disney Channel movies

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Slut isn't something I expected you to say

MsMage: I DIDNT SAY IT! I TYPED IT!

MsMage: WE'VE HAD THIS CONVO 3 TIMES NOW!

MsMage: Also Miu, u do realise I swear more than anyone else in the chat other than you, right?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Shit I guess that's true.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but back to the karaoke

Pian0Fr3ak: Those two are done

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait [HaruMaki] are you going next?

HaruMaki: Yes

Pian0Fr3ak: Good luck

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait, what is she going to sing? 

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/NCamfDTbT6o

LOTS: this

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Is she seriously gonna sing a song from RWBY?

LOTS: she rlly likes rwby

LOTS: and she got peko 2 sing it with

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm learning a lot about Maki tonight

Pian0Fr3ak: She likes Lucky Star and RWBY, what else?

LOTS: she binged sailor moon w/ me once and she cried when we finished

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: r u fucking serious?

MsMage: Lol, but tbh same

LOTS: yeh honestly i almost did 2

Pian0Fr3ak: Honestly, Peko could replace Casey Lee Williams as the singer for this

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: agreed



Sweetchi: The reserve course is gonna sing

Sweetchi: and by that I mean Hajime and Sato

KirumiTOUHOU: What are they singing?

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/kK42LZqO0wA

KirumiTOUHOU: Oh I love this song!

Sweetchi: Somehow I figured you would

YuNarukamami: Can we take a minute to talk about how surreal this tennis montage is?

Sweetchi: I know right?

KirumiTOUHOU: Have either of you played tennis before?

YuNarukamami: Yeah, I play whenever I'm in France, cause that's where Tennis was invented

YuNarukamami: Same reason I always play golf when I'm in Scotland

Sweetchi: its not surprising in any way but you sure know a lot about the world Amami

YuNarukamami: When you sail around it like once a month, you pick up on stuff like this

KirumiTOUHOU: You haven't actually left the country for a short while now though, am I correct?

YuNarukamami: That's true. I kinda figured I was so caught up in my studies/travels that I kinda neglected the actual country I was born in

YuNarukamami: Plus, u guys are here.

Sweetchi: Aww

KirumiTOUHOU: That begs a question.

KirumiTOUHOU: After graduation, what will you do Amami-kun?

KirumiTOUHOU: I mean...Rantaro?

YuNarukamami: I think I'll keep travelling round the world still

YuNarukamami: Not to hone my talent solely just

YuNarukamami: I got family I gotta go see

KirumiTOUHOU: You have family here as well, don't you?

YuNarukamami: ...

YuNarukamami: Yeh I do

YuNarukamami: Hey, maybe I could take u guys with me one day, tho my boats a bit small

Sweetchi: Rantaro...

YuNarukamami: Hey wait, looks like Mikans gonna sing solo

Sweetchi: She is?

KirumiTOUHOU: I must confess I am excited to hear Mikan Tsumiki sing by herself

KirumiTOUHOU: It does look like it took some prompting from Ibuki though.

Sweetchi: Can I be honest and say I seriously hope they turn out to be a couple.

YuNarukamami: Same honestly

YuNarukamami: But wow I didn't expect this song to pop up tonight

https://youtu.be/jOMHWVv0xX4

Sweetchi: Her high voice really works for it for some reason

Sweetchi: Also I think she's trying to do some of the dances

KirumiTOUHOU: She's not doing particularly good, but I suppose these are pretty hard dances.

KirumiTOUHOU: Thank goodness she's wearing a different attire than her usual one, or else we'd be having several wardrobe malfunctions.

YuNarukamami: Actually, a wardrobe malfunction'll prolly happen regardless of what shes wearing



PlainAsDay: A OMCIFAEPXMAE NAG TOOOO

J0K3R: Nagito Komaeda...

J0K3R: 

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I cannont believe Nagito is singing Baby I'm yours

AtuasWitness: Can I hazard a guess and ask if this is a meme?

J0K3R: How do you not know this song!!?

PlainAsDay:

https://youtu.be/6okxuiiHx2w

AtuasWitness: Why is Nagito singing this?

PlainAsDay: He probably likes memes

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh Now's perfect!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: [Pian0Fr3ak] Shall we do that song I DMd u earlier?

Pian0Fr3ak: Hell yes!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fucking sweet!

J0K3R: Looks like our bottle blondes are gonna do the do

Pian0Fr3ak: But for the record, I refuse to wear the booty shorts

Pian0Fr3ak: Tell Mono to give me some skinny jeans

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'll do you a favour and do that since I got you to agree to sing this

J0K3R: omg what song requires u to wear booty shorts?

PlainAsDay: Mius got soap too

AtuasWitness: Are they going to do one of those skits of girls washing cars?

PlainAsDay: U mean like Lois and Marge from that Family Guy/Simpsons crossover?

J0K3R: Oh my god all the dudes are gonna get boners

AtuasWitness: Yes, from Kaede at least

J0K3R: LMAO SAVage!

PlainAsDay: Wait this song...

PlainAsDay: I know this song!

PlainAsDay: WAT IS THIS SONG!?!?

J0K3R: I don't know but I've heard it before somewhere!!

K1-B0: It's Car Wash by Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliot, from the movie Shark Tale

K1-B0:

https://youtu.be/aVlpy5USN-E

J0K3R: OH MY GOOOODD!!

PlainAsDay: Miu and Kaede are the heroes we need but don't deserve

AtuasWitness: Truly

AtuasWitness: By the way [Sweetchi]

AtuasWitness: Are you ok? This is like fanservice

Sweetchi: I...think I had an accident...

PlainAsDay: Wait DID U SerIOUSLY NUT IN YOUR PANTS!!?!

Sweetchi: NO!!! OF COURSE I DIDNT!!!

Sweetchi: but i...did kinda...piss myself

J0K3R: Holy shit are you ok?

Sweetchi: I thought you'd be laughing at me

J0K3R: Oh trust me I am

J0K3R: But u gotta get cleaned up man I can take u to the bathroom if you want

K1-B0: For once I'm lucky I don't have the ability to urinate.

PlainAsDay: Oh rite your girlfriends up there too!

PlainAsDay: Would you pee your pants if you saw Miu now and had the ability?

K1-B0: When you're used to it, it kind of loses impact, so I don't think so

AtuasWitness: Do you mean to say that Miu has done this type of fanservice to you before?

K1-B0: I can't possibly tell what you mean by "fanservice"

K1-B0: But no, not exactly, however, she tends to get covered in suds whenever she cleans my body, and as embarrassing as it is to point out, I find my face somewhat buried into her cleavage quite often. To this day, I am not certain if she does it on purpose. 

PlainAsDay: She probably does to be honest

PlainAsDay: Oh, but they're done now

Pian0Fr3ak: Hows that for some spicey hot shit?

Pian0Fr3ak: SHUICHI PISSED HIMSELF!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: AUEBFIXONAI F SUCCEESSS!

PlainAsDay: You two make one fucking dynamic duo

PlainAsDay: And yeh, Koki just went to help him get cleaned up

PlainAsDay: You've one upped him Kaede

K1-B0: Shark Tale? Really?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: YES!

Pian0Fr3ak: Can I confess something bad and say that I actually really liked that fucking movie?

Pian0Fr3ak: But when was the last time Will Smith was in a decent movie?

PlainAsDay: Hey, you don't get to say that about our lord and savior Will Smith

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm sorry

PlainAsDay: iRobot was pretty good

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Never mention iRobot within my general vicinity ever again

K1-B0: Yeah, seriously, don't

PlainAsDay: I was joking, I hate that movie too

PlainAsDay: Seriously tho, MIB was good

Pian0Fr3ak: Agreed

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Agreed

K1-B0: Indeed

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Speaking of which, is this hotline bling?

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh yeh it is!

J0K3R: What did you say!? WHo's singing Hotline Bling

K1-B0: Just to be clear, hotline bling is...?

J0K3R: You know what, I'm just done getting frustrated at you not knowing all these meme songs

J0K3R: 

https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc

K1-B0: Oh of course, I really like this song!

K1-B0: I just never knew its name

J0K3R: But 4 serious who's singing it?

PlainAsDay: Hajime and Rantaro

J0K3R: Legendary, i gota get back and see this

J0K3R: Shuichi can I leave u for a bit?

Sweetchi: Why are you texting me, you're like, right next to me

Pian0Fr3ak: Kokichi, switch with me, u come back to the hall and I'll help Shuichi

J0K3R: Sure, just don't have an orgy without me

PlainAsDay: AEIOURAHIEUXFM

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: AOI EFUCAOIEFX BON!

Pian0Fr3ak: WHO SAID!!!??

J0K3R: Relax I'm joking ;)

J0K3R: Run Romeo



Pian0Fr3ak: Guys, I think Shuichi needs to go back to the bathroom

Sweetchi: No I don't!!

HaruMaki: Why what happened?

Pian0Fr3ak: We just got back and Kyoko asked him if they wanted to do a duet with her

LOTS: noice

LOTS: u guys r gonna have to wait till kokichi and co r done with take on me tho

Sweetchi: Take on me?

LOTS: 

https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

Sweetchi: I know what youre talking about, but seriously?

LOTS: theyre even doing the dances from that marlon web vine 

Sweetchi: Unsurprisingly, but whos with him?

HaruMaki: Nagito and Junko, and they're also wearing jogging gear for some reason

HaruMaki: I assume that's from the vine too?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure is

PlainAsDay: Oh Shuichi, if u and kyoko are gonna do a duet, can you wait just one more turn? Kokichi and a few people are gonna sing the op to Issekai Quartet

Sweetchi: Huh?

Pian0Fr3ak: Issekai Quartet

PlainAsDay: 

https://youtu.be/TtswF8GbM1o

LOTS: isnt isakai quartet that chibi crossover of rezero konosuba tanya the evil and overlord?

PlainAsDay: theres a couple of other stuff in there like Rising of the Shield Hero and Cautious Hero, but yeh basically

LOTS: wow i havent seen it yet

LOTS: but this op sounds hype from the way kokichi hajime chiaki and hifumi r singing it

PlainAsDay: We can binge it this weekend if u want?

LOTS: sounds good

Sweetchi: Can I uh...get in on this?

Pian0Fr3ak: Same!

PlainAsDay: you're all welcome

Sweetchi: Oh theyre done! gtg!

Pian0Fr3ak: Good luck honey ;)

J0K3R: Ohh! Shuichi's going? This oughta be good

J0K3R: Hold on is this what I think it is?

Pian0Fr3ak:

https://youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs

HaruMaki: Ok, there is no way in hell you can convince me that Kyoko called Shuichi out to sing this for any other reason than they're both the Ultimate Detectives and this song is by a group called The Police.

LOTS: i mean its kinda obvious



Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Aoi just said that she and Sakura are gonna sing a song dedicated to Yasuhiro Hagakure, who was unable to join us tonite

LOTS: ...

LOTS: ironically right?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh of course

LOTS: good

LOTS: oh wow its rockwell

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: this song just exudes yasuhiro energy

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: 

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

LOTS: lol



Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wow, I can't believe the three most stoic people in our class are actually doing this

J0K3R: WAit I LEFt for 5 minutes, what's happening

K1-B0: Kiyo, Kirumi and Ryoma are on stage and singing and dancing to this

K1-B0:

https://youtu.be/eh8eb_ACLl8

J0K3R: IM OMW RIGHT NOW!

Sweetchi: You might want to hurry

K1-B0: When they're done, I've agreed to sing a number with Gonta

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Thats a rare pair, what song?

K1-B0: [ABugsLife] Do you want me to get a ukulele for you?

ABugsLife: :D

K1-B0: I'll take that as a yes

ABugsLife: Yes! Gonta play Yukalaylay!

Sweetchi: I didn't know Gonta could play the ukulele?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well, you're bouta hear it cause its theire turn

K1-B0: We're ready

K1-B0: Yukizome just walked up to us and told us she wants in

Sweetchi: ...

Sweetchi: Oh my god...

Bagpuss: Tiny Tim...really?

Bagpuss: Whatever, Gonta's great and wonderful

Sweetchi: Isn't this the song from the first ever episode of spongebob squarepants?

Kiyo: Yes it is...

Kiyo:

https://youtu.be/26HsSzFX_ok

KirumiTOUHOU: I must say, I didn't expect you to be the one to realise this or to point it out Shinguji-kun

KirumiTOUHOU: Sorry I mean...Korekiyo...

Kiyo: Call me by whichever name you're the most comfortable with Kirumi. I would hate to worry you so much.

KirumiTOUHOU: No, it is my fault. I feel after so long of being with you, I may as well return the hospitality by calling all of you by your actual names at the end of the school year.

KirumiTOUHOU: Previously I have only shown Kaede, Gonta and Miu that courtesy and even then...

Kiyo: I see...well, if that is what your intentions are, I will not interfere.

Kiyo: In regard to your observation, I will confess, I remember being a fan of Spongebob Squarepants from a particularly young age, but I have not seen it in quite a while.

KirumiTOUHOU: I see.

Bagpuss: Man the chat got really professional there, especially since you're listening to tiny tim while talking

Bagpuss: Can we just get back to watching Gonta Keebo and Yukizome jamming it out to some tiny tim

Kiyo: Very well.

KirumiTOUHOU: Indeed.

KirumiTOUHOU: By the way, is Ms Yukizome playing an Egg Shaker?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Let the egg play the egg I say



PlainAsDay: Ok so I know me and Koki started dating for the memes...

Pian0Fr3ak: I cannot get over you calling him Koki

PlainAsDay: Shit

Pian0Fr3ak: ?

PlainAsDay: That was a private nickname

Pian0Fr3ak: its adorable and u've used it twice now

Pian0Fr3ak: I wont comment, dw

Pian0Fr3ak: But what were you saying?

PlainAsDay: Ok so I know me and Koki started daring for the memes...

PlainAsDay: but im seriously beginning to realise just how much I love and have always loved this boy

Pian0Fr3ak: Well duh, he's singing a Tim Curry song

K1-B0: What is this song? 

ABugsLife: Song sung by bad guy in Ferngully

ABugsLife:

https://youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8

K1-B0: I honestly didn't think Kokichi was capable of singing in such a deep hot voice

Pian0Fr3ak: First Fuyuhiko now him

YuNarukamami: its hot

PlainAsDay: It really is



HaruMaki: My boyfriend is a fucking idiot

Pian0Fr3ak: You love him

HaruMaki: Doesn't make him any less of an idiot

HaruMaki: He's the only person I know who actually knows the lyrics to shooting stars I swear

HaruMaki: 

https://youtu.be/feA64wXhbjo

Pian0Fr3ak: I know the song, why'd you send it on chat?

HaruMaki: Like Shuichi said, it's to remember the best bits and songs

HaruMaki: Also Shuichi, what is that dance you're doing?

Sweetchi: I don't know I just started wheeling my arms to the tempo of the song and now everyone's doing it, even Kaito

Sweetchi: Also, you know full well he wanted to do this back at the old karaoke but didn't because he didn't want to upset you

HaruMaki: I said he could do it, but only if he did it by himself

HaruMaki: That's why I'm ok with this right now

Bagpuss: Hey guys

Bagpuss: People are asking me, Mondo and Fuyuhiko to sing with each other, do u think I should?

Pian0Fr3ak: What song?

Bagpuss: 

https://youtu.be/Qkuu0Lwb5EM

Pian0Fr3ak: XD Ryoma I will pay all three of you money if you sing that while wearing Hawaiian shirts

Bagpuss: I mean I can't even object to this

Bagpuss: I'll go talk to them

Bagpuss: Speaking of outfits [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐] Are u still wearing that shirt and booty shorts from the car wash skit earlier?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah I am, these things are a comfy actually

HaruMaki: Seriously?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeah!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: They're a little wet from the water and soap but its cool

Pian0Fr3ak: AWUPTCMA U NEED To get changed!

Pian0Fr3ak: You'll catch a cold if you wear that all night!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Sick is for the weak

Pian0Fr3ak: Then don't be weak and get changed!!

Pian0Fr3ak: U can keep the shirt and shorts for all I care, but if you don't take care of yourself I'm seriously going to set Kirumi on you!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok fine



K1-B0: The fact that you came to this night wearing a hoodie better suits the performance Kaito. Good job.

Sweetchi: My question is why Leon and Teru are singing this with you

KirumiTOUHOU: Um...

Sweetchi:

https://youtu.be/3mC2ixOAivA

KirumiTOUHOU: Oh, thank you.

Sweetchi: No worries

J0K3R: Didn't Kaede and the girls do a chris brown thing earlier?

Sweetchi: Yeah they did

Sweetchi: Betting Kaito and the boys are trying to one up them

J0K3R: Think they're succeeding?

Sweetchi: No

J0K3R: Wow dude thats savage, that's your best friend

Sweetchi: Yeah, and Kaede's my girlfriend so...

J0K3R: oh yeah

J0K3R: I think they're done

LOTS: ur a bad friend shuichi

Sweetchi: Sorry

LOTS: nah its cool did u at least like it

Sweetchi: Oh definitely, I just thought Kaede's was better

LOTS: whats up now?

KirumiTOUHOU: Taka and Mondo are going to sing a duet

J0K3R: Hold on a moment this song...

J0K3R: ARE THEY ACTUALLY DOING IT OMG!!

Sweetchi: Hang on a second is this that one song?

LOTS: YES!

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/p_E2fVH152U

LOTS: how is it possible that taka and mondo are singing this song?!

J0K3R: How the fuck did Taka convince Mondo to sing this with him, because lets be real, Mondo would never suggest to sing this

Sweetchi: More like how do Taka and Mondo know decent german!?

LOTS: MORE LIKE WHY IS HIYOKO SAIONJI DANCING ON STAGE WITH THEM!?

KirumiTOUHOU: They're both talented, they're boyfriends, I'm not sure and she probably wanted to be a part of this performance, but can't speak German. In that order.

KirumiTOUHOU: I believe I've heard this song before?

KirumiTOUHOU: Yes, it was quite a while ago though, before it became something of a sensation.

LOTS: this song is really old tho kirumi

J0K3R: How old ARE you Kirumi?

KirumiTOUHOU: I'm the same age as everyone else here.

KirumiTOUHOU: Forgive me for being the only one to act my age.

Sweetchi: Haha lol

J0K3R: Fair 

KirumiTOUHOU: other than Korekiyo and Ryoma of course

KirumiTOUHOU: And maybe Gonta

LOTS: gonta doesn't act like a teenager hes our sweet little child

KirumiTOUHOU: Actually, agreed.

ABugsLife: Gonta only a few months younger than Kaito and others though?

LOTS: could as well be a baby

ABugsLife: ???



YuNarukamami: Of all the strange bullshit to come out of the karaoke tonight

YuNarukamami: and trust me, there's been a lot of strange bullshit

YuNarukamami: the Training Trio singing Hyadain no Kakata was not what I expected

J0K3R: Same, but this is honestly the most priceless thing I've ever seen

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok but one question

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What is Hyadain no Kakata and what is this song?

YuNarukamami: Hyadain no Kakata is the opening theme to the anime Nichijou

J0K3R:

https://youtu.be/UUBz_N_XsZM

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh THIS one

J0K3R: It seems to me that there's a lot of anime ops that u don't know Miu

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im the type of person who skips over them after the first listen, unless they're really good

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Like the 4th and 5th MHA op

J0K3R: ok im with u on that one

J0K3R: btdubs does anyone know who's going after them?

YuNarukamami: Himiko agreed to sing something with Chiaki

J0K3R: Oh god what song?

MsMage:

https://youtu.be/fzQ6gRAEoy0

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: HS I love this video!

J0K3R: SAME OMG

YuNarukamami: This is like literally one of the saddest and greatest animations

YuNarukamami: If I had the power, I'd write an entire anime based around this video

MsMage: Y don't u go tell Ryota? He could do it

YuNarukamami: He can't just make an animation for something he doesn't have the rights for

MsMage: Oh yeah

MsMage: but seriously this animation is so fucking great



Death2Degenerates: Himiko, you and Chiaki are the two greatest things that I have ever seen in my life

AtuasWitness: Ok, so you know how I rarely ever show any emotion other than joy?

Death2Degenerates: Yeh?

AtuasWitness: I'm crying

Death2Degenerates: Wait for real

AtuasWitness: Shelter is a song that always makes me cry, I swear to Atua

MsMage: Man I'm sorry

AtuasWitness: No I loved it

AtuasWitness: I really want to kiss you, but I won't because I know Tenko can suplex me into a skip if I do

Death2Degenerates: Dragon Ball I'll break your KneeZ

PlainAsDay: Moving away from the sadness

PlainAsDay: Am I the only one who's really confused why Miu has a gun?

MsMage: It's a toy

PlainAsDay: I know bu twhy?

MsMage: I dunno

AtuasWitness: Its for the song they're gonna sing

Death2Degenerates: Who's she singing with?

AtuasWitness: Keebo

MsMage: Oh! #Kiiruma!

Death2Degenerates: That still doesn't explain the gun

Death2Degenerates: WAit, this song is...!

MsMage: Shake it by Metro Station!

MsMage:

https://youtu.be/_wjFahULCK8

PlainAsDay: Oh NOW I GET IT

PlainAsDay: They're gonna do the skit from that vine!!

Death2Degenerates: Vine?

PlainAsDay: The one with the gun

MsMage: That's not specific enough, she means this...

MsMage:

https://youtu.be/anQds9PQ7CA

Death2Degenerates: Oh my god...

AtuasWitness: pray



PlainAsDay: I cant believe this XD

Sweetchi: Kaito I'd believe it

Sweetchi: Kiyo, not so much

K1-B0: Is this that spooky scary skeletons remix?

Sweetchi:

https://youtu.be/tWsEupl8S0o

PlainAsDay: They're even doing the dances of that dude in the pumpkin mask from that one vid!

PlainAsDay: I love all of these guys so much!

AtuasWitness: It's better than that, did u know Kiyo agreed to sing Last Friday Night by Katy Perry

AtuasWitness:

https://youtu.be/KlyXNRrsk4A

Sweetchi: That is not a song I expected either of you to sing

AtuasWitness: That's what makes it great ;)

AtuasWitness: I wanna get Kiyo in a frilly wig and earrings to match Perry's appearance in this vid

Kiyo: Apologies, but there's only so much I'm willing to bear.

Kiyo: I will gladly sing this song if you so wish, but dressing up in drag is out of the question.

AtuasWitness: Aw fine, I won't force you

AtuasWitness: But you're still going to sing one of the choruses, right?

Kiyo: Naturally

AtuasWitness: Praise be to Atua! ;D

LOTS: when u guys are done me and the boys are gonna sing club cant handle me so prep 4 that

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/SgM3r8xKfGE

Kiyo: "You and the boys" meaning who exactly?

LOTS: me kaz leon mondo and nekomaru

Kiyo: I see. Have a good song.



Bagpuss: Ok so I know there's been a lot of songs that I didn't expect anyone to sing but...

Bagpuss: This isn't a song I expected anyone to sing

LOTS: u know this song?

Bagpuss: I used to play ace attorney a lot, so yeah

Bagpuss: 

https://youtu.be/vDMwDT6BhhE

J0K3R: I mean, don't Makoto, Komaru, Shuichi, Hajime, Kaede and Toko give you strange protag vibes?

J0K3R: At least when they're singing this?

LOTS: ikr

Death2Degenerates: ^^^^^

Death2Degenerates: Anyway, when they're done, get ready for some real shit

J0K3R: R u gonna sing?

Death2Degenerates: Yeh, with Komaru n Ibuki!

J0K3R: OH!

LOTS: LESBIANS! RISE UP!

Death2Degenerates: You know it!

Death2Degenerates: Oh shit! I gtg!

LOTS: good luck Tenko!



Sweetchi: Tenko's good at singing

MsMage: SHE REALLY IS!!

Sweetchi: For someone who is so not confident in almost anything other than her athletic ability, she's pretty good on the stage

MsMage: YES SHE IS!

HaruMaki: Chill with the gay

MsMage: NEVAH!

HaruMaki: Ugh...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Look the three biggest lesbians in the school are up on stage rn, I don't think there's time to chill w/ the gay

HaruMaki: You know what, that makes sense...

HaruMaki: Ok then Himiko be as gay as you want

MsMage: ;)

MsMage: Still tho, didn't expect Jason Derulo

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Is that who sings this song?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've heard it before but I didnt know it was JD?

J0K3R:

https://youtu.be/rClUOdS5Zyw

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Doesn't he like, say his name at some point in every music video

MsMage: He whispers it at the beginning

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh then I probably didn't hear

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hearing impairment and all that

MsMage: Oh right!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: PLus ive never watched this music vid

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I thought it was another chris brown song but i was never sure

J0K3R: That would give me opportunity to scold you, but honestly same



Pian0Fr3ak: What the fuck kind of upbringing did the Naegi's have to turn them into colossal fuck ups like this?

J0K3R: Tsumugi's on the fucking floor she's laughing so hard

J0K3R: Staright up having a heart attack!

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4

Pian0Fr3ak: THEYRE NOT EVEN SINGING THIS IS JUST A FUCKING PEOPLE GOING NYANYANNYANYANAYNA FOR LIIE THREE MINUTES!!!

Pian0Fr3ak: I HATE THIS KARAOKE SO MUCH!

J0K3R: Really cuase I love it



Pian0Fr3ak: Good to see Leon and Gundham are trying to fix the balance

J0K3R: What are they singing? I had to take Tsumugi out

Pian0Fr3ak:

https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0

J0K3R: Oh damn

J0K3R: Leon n Gundham right?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeh I think Leon wanted a chance to sing this and now that Makoto and Komaru sang Nyan Cat, they need an edgy song to restore the balance

J0K3R: 

J0K3R: Ok we're on our way back, we won't be till the end of the song tho

Pian0Fr3ak: What were u guys doing, did Tsumugi have to throw up or something?

AtuasWitness: THey were definitely making out or something

PlainAsDay: No we weren't!

J0K3R: Yes we were ;)

PlainAsDay: KOKIIIIIIIIIIII X_X!!

J0K3R: ;) <3

Pian0Fr3ak: You know, I kinda wanna try my hand at an edgy song myself

AtuasWitness: What might that be?

Pian0Fr3ak: From me to you too probably?

J0K3R: What?

Pian0Fr3ak: U know, from me to you too?

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm gonna go sing it now so just wait

Sweetchi: Anyone know what she was talking about?

PlainAsDay: I don't but get ready for some death metal

PlainAsDay: Oh wow this song...

PlainAsDay: Oh man!

Sweetchi: Oh wow this is annoyingly edgy, it's great

J0K3R: OH SHIT NOW I KNOW THIS SONG!!

Sweetchi: You do!?

J0K3R:

https://youtu.be/xo2IeQxlo8w

Sweetchi: Wait, this is one ob Ibuki's songs!!

AtuasWitness: Kazuichi looks like he's suffering

Sweetchi: He probably hates this song

Sweetchi: A lot of people look like they're suffering

PlainAsDay: Ibuki looks elated, she probably wasn't expecting this

Sweetchi: That makes this whole thing better

Sweetchi: I can't believe that's my girlfriend



Pian0Fr3ak: How was that?

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh shit I killed people...

J0K3R: Nah, we're fine

J0K3R: Kirumi and Keebo are abouta sing running in the 90s btw

Sweetchi: Kirumi and Keebo are?

Pian0Fr3ak: I remember Kirumi telling me that she was into Eurobeat before, so this is honestly not that surprising to me

HaruMaki: Just to be clear, Running in the 90's is that really annoyingly upbeat song, right?

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/XCiDuy4mrWU

HaruMaki: Yeah, that one. Thanks

Sweetchi: No problem

Sweetchi: Who's gonna go after them?

Bagpuss: I wanna try something

HaruMaki: Try what?

Bagpuss: This one song called Lion

Bagpuss:

https://youtu.be/QgFHL2R8m6s

Sweetchi: Oh damn I love this song!

Bagpuss: Wanna join me in singing it?

Sweetchi: Nah, it's all you dude

Sweetchi: Just promise me you'll smash it

Bagpuss: I'll try...



Kiyo: Well I guess we don't need to debate who Ibuki is dating anymore...

Death2Degenerates: Oh MYGOD that's SO CUTE!

MsMage: I knew Mikan n Ibuki would make a great couple

MsMage: I was right

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm praying for a Tsumioda kiss at the end of this number.

Kiyo: That aside, what song are they singing? I am unfamiliar.

Pian0Fr3ak:

https://youtu.be/Kzf-LbRaemA

Death2Degenerates: I wanted to ask Himiko if we could sing this

Death2Degenerates: but I am more than happy to give it to my gals

MsMage: I remember you saying u had a soft spot for Mikan, right?

Death2Degenerates: Yeh and I love Ibuki 2

Death2Degenerates: I'm so happy they're together, they're fucking great

Pian0Fr3ak: The song ended

Pian0Fr3ak: YAS!

MsMage: U got ur kiss, yay!

Kiyo: This is rather adorable. Mikan looks very flustered.



Pian0Fr3ak: And yet another unexpected entry from our class

Pian0Fr3ak: Miu, Maki and Keebo singing all the stars

LOTS: is it really that unexpected i mean they fit the bill for all the singers

Sweetchi: All the stars?

LOTS: That one song from Black Panther

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/JQbjS0_ZfJ0

Sweetchi: Oh THAT one

Sweetchi: I had to step out for a second so I'm not there

Sweetchi: I'm on my way back now

Pian0Fr3ak: Why'd u leave?

Sweetchi: I was talking with Kizakura-sensei

Sweetchi: He came to check in on us and Yukizome

LOTS: oh my god ask him if he wants to come in!

Sweetchi: You know I might just do that

Sweetchi: Ok, he said yes but

Sweetchi: He doesn't really want to sing a lot of songs though and will probably sing just one

Pian0Fr3ak: Man I kinda thought Kizakura had a thing for karaoke

LOTS: he has enough of a thing for it to accept the invite

LOTS: also betting his reason isnt because of stage fright

LOTS: its probably because he doesnt wanna show the rest of us up

LOTS: also if u 2 are coming back do it quickly

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeh, we've just managed to convince Kirumi to sing Bad Apple after those three are done

Pian0Fr3ak: You know...

Pian0Fr3ak:

https://youtu.be/9lNZ_Rnr7Jc

Sweetchi: Only right that [KirumiTOUHOU] sings this

Sweetchi: Don't worry I'm coming back



Sweetchi: I'm honestly not surprised that Kizakura is singing this

Sweetchi: But that Teruteru is joining him isn't what I expected

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: is it really weird for Teruteru to be singing this?

Sweetchi: No, but there were several people I expected to do this one before him

Sweetchi: Oh right I'd better put the song on the chat to remember it

Sweetchi:

https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

YuNarukamami: Honestly, doesn't Kizakura just give you Scatman John vibes?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: For real

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He;s got the hat and everything

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: U'd be surprised how many Youtube remixes there are of this song

Sweetchi: I don't know, this IS kinda a well known meme, and its an old one

Sweetchi: Also, Kizakura seems like the shitpost type

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah but

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So does Teruteru

Sweetchi: Well when you put it like that, then yeah I guess it makes sense

Pian0Fr3ak: Guys help

Sweetchi: What's wrong?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sonia came up to me and asked if I could play the piano if she sang 1000 miles, but I really don't want to do that

Sweetchi: Oh god

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: tbh didn't know u and Sonia were friends

Pian0Fr3ak: We're buds at best, but I once played a piano recital for her dad, the king when he visited

Sweetchi: Oh I remember that!

Sweetchi: Didn't know it was her dad though

YuNarukamami: Here's an idea, ask her to change the song

YuNarukamami: Ask her to do half the distance, do 500 miles instead?

Pian0Fr3ak: I don't follow

YuNarukamami: 

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: God bless the scottish

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm pretty sure there aren't any Pianos in this song?

YuNarukamami: Improvese

YuNarukamami: Ask Sonia if its ok

Pian0Fr3ak: ...

Pian0Fr3ak: She agreed

YuNarukamami: Good luck



Pian0Fr3ak: Holy shit that turned out better than expected...

YuNarukamami: Next time don't doubt me

Pian0Fr3ak: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

Pian0Fr3ak: Who's next?

YuNarukamami: Hinanami

Pian0Fr3ak: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait a second is this for real!!?

YuNarukamami: Damn he looks like he's dying

Pian0Fr3ak: His waifu probably made him do it

Pian0Fr3ak: You know what, I'm gonna do the dance they're doing to make him suffer even more

YuNarukamami: Wow, you're actually doing it

YuNarukamami: Everyone is joining in, this is great

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm a little busy, so can u put the song on the chat before anyone asks?

YuNarukamami: Sure thing

YuNarukamami:

https://youtu.be/mco3UX9SqDA



Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: SAKURAAAAAA XD XD XD XD!!!!

PlainAsDay: IM FUCKING CRYING!

J0K3R: SAMEEE!!!

Sweetchi: WHY IS SAKURA OGAMI SINGING ALL STAR!!!?

LOTS: I DONT KNOWW!!!

LOTS: 

https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E

J0K3R: Like, the minute I saw the cabin, I knew someone was gonna hit us with a Shrek reference, 

J0K3R: but I never thought Sakura Ogami would do it

J0K3R: She's...REALLY good at this

Sweetchi: No offence on anyone, but she's got quite a deep gruff voice as far as girls go

Sweetchi: But damn if she can't use that voice to sing

LOTS: betting hina set her up for this

LOTS: or asked her

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Probably

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Anyway, i gotta sit down, this is fucking killing me

PlainAsDay: Does anyone know who's going after Sakura?

KirumiTOUHOU: I have been requested to sing a song with Celestia Ludenberg and Peko Pekoyama.

PlainAsDay: What song!?

KirumiTOUHOU: Bad Romance.

KirumiTOUHOU:

https://youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damn u go for it girl

KirumiTOUHOU: Thank you Miu

LOTS: lady gaga is so extra its great

PlainAsDay: IKR



PlainAsDay: Damn Kokichi u turned badass all of a sudden

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Komaeda's up there 2

PlainAsDay: Nagito's not my boyfriend

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: touche

Bagpuss: What is this song? It's pretty cool

PlainAsDay:

https://youtu.be/TAjrPYzqs2w

Bagpuss: I see

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: This is a pretty badass song despite its vocloid?

PlainAsDay: There are a lot of badass Vocaloid songs

PlainAsDay: like the highschool girl next to me

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: That's not badass, that's just a shitty meme!

Bagpuss: The Highschool Girl next to me?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: This...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: 

https://youtu.be/bpQfB6NgYao

Bagpuss: oh

Bagpuss: By the by, I know who's going up when they're done

PlainAsDay: Who?

Bagpuss: Yukizome and Kizakura with Michael Jacksons Beat It

Bagpuss: 

https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: God they're old

PlainAsDay: Miu this song is only 8 years old

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: They're fucking old



LOTS:

https://youtu.be/wa0IxRJCFMg

LOTS: Maki Roll i wanna sing this w/ u

HaruMaki: ok

HaruMaki: Now?

LOTS: why not?

HaruMaki: ok

Sweetchi: Hold that song for a moment Kaito we've got a situation

LOTS: what up?

Pian0Fr3ak: A short while ago, when Sakura was singing All Star, someone spat their drink out and it accidently got all over Toko

Sweetchi: She dried herself off, but she got cold and ended up sneezing

Sweetchi: So now we've got Genocide Jill on our hands

HaruMaki: Oh god no

Pian0Fr3ak: We're trying to get her to calm down, but she says give her a song and she'll sing

Pian0Fr3ak: She'll calm down once she sings a creepy song

HaruMaki: Ok um...

HaruMaki: How does this work?

HaruMaki:

https://youtu.be/HUHC9tYz8ik

Pian0Fr3ak: She's ok with that

Sweetchi: Nice save Maki

HaruMaki: Just doing my part...

J0K3R: Do u think she'll mind if I join in with her?

J0K3R: I kinda like this song a lot

Pian0Fr3ak: Ok but give her some space, she's a little unstable

Sweetchi: If we keep her close to Komaru for the night, we should be fine



J0K3R: Ok, so I told Komaru about the whole GJ situation

J0K3R: And she was ready for it so she brought a non-lethal taser

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Why the fuck does she have a fucking taser?

J0K3R: Turns out if you shock Genocide Jack with a taser, then Toko comes back

J0K3R: And it works the other way around and they don't even feel it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Holy shit, rly?

J0K3R: Yeh dude

J0K3R: Actually wait, they're gonna sing a thing together

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Just Toko and Komaru?

J0K3R: yeh

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shit

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: r they for real?

J0K3R: Wait is this that one song?

J0K3R: Like the op from that one American TV show?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: 

https://youtu.be/uVjRe8QXFHY

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Is there a word that means proud and disappointed?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Cause that's me right now

J0K3R: They totally only picked this song because of Toko/GJ

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: OBVIOUSLY!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damnit why do I like this?

J0K3R: Hey you hate to love it

J0K3R: Like how most people feel about me

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: aint that the truth?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: U got any ideas for a song?

J0K3R: WELLLLLL Since u ASKED...

J0K3R: 

https://youtu.be/wPjRGlMzZVE

J0K3R: I really wanna jam to this, but I really need somone to rap

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You've got yourself a badass bitching rapper Ouma!



HaruMaki: I didn't think Kaito could get any more ridiculous, but here we are

HaruMaki: Ok but seriously what the fuck are they doing and why is it slowly killing everyone with laughter?

MsMage: Yeah, why the fuck are they dressed like Roblox characters?

MsMage: This seems like a song they'd sing but I don't get it

PlainAsDay: I'm ASTOUNDED U don't know this song!!?

PlainAsDay:

https://youtu.be/cwQgjq0mCdE

K1-B0: Miu doesn't look like she's tall enough to fit in the suit, her head looks a little squished.

J0K3R: That just makes it funnier

K1-B0: And cuter

J0K3R: K u do u

J0K3R: Or do Miu after we're done

YuNarukamami: For real, how long have we been going on for?

K1-B0: Two chapters of this fic, can you believe it?

MsMage: What the hell does that even mean?

MsMage: Nyeh it doesn't matter, Keebo is #Boyfriendgoals

J0K3R: Or like

J0K3R: #Botfriendgoals

PlainAsDay: BOTfRIenDGOalS IM DONE!!

YuNarukamami: Yeh that has a nice ring to it...

K1-B0: ...

PlainAsDay: Also [Sweetchi] are you ready for the thing?

Sweetchi: Yeah, and I asked Sayaka like u asked

Sweetchi: She's into it

PlainAsDay: Perf

J0K3R: Oh god what is it now?

PlainAsDay: Just enjoy Miu and Kaito being dumbasses and you'll see in a bit



LOTS: ay this is like one of my favourite songs

LOTS: also did u guys like our song and dance?

HaruMaki: I guess you could say...

HaruMaki: I love it?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: AEFCMOAoianexfo it's not that funny but holy shit

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Also can I just say

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I didnt think it could get any more blursed than Tokomaru best of both worlds, but here we are

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Shuichi, Sayaka and Tsumugi singing fucking Blue because they all have blue hair

HaruMaki: I mean that's definitely the reason

HaruMaki: But this techno sounds like something you'd like Kaito, so I'm not surprised...

LOTS:

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

HaruMaki: It looks like you made this video

LOTS: i legit cant tell if youre roasting me or not

Kiyo: I believe she means you no harm.

Kiyo: By the way, was Gonta in the room when you and Miu sang I love it?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Nah we sent him out, and Ryoma went with him

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im gonna go tell them to come back or something

Kiyo: Good, good. That pleases me.

Kiyo: Also, do you remember how a while ago I said that I was familiar with only a select few video games?

HaruMaki: Yeah? It was at the last karaoke we did

Kiyo: Well, I intend to sing a video game song accompanied by Sonia, Gundham and Mondo.

HaruMaki: Yeh?

Kiyo: Yes. I just want to let everyone know.

LOTS: wat song is it?

Kiyo: This one. It is from a game called Night in the Woods.

Kiyo:

https://youtu.be/6kYTe25h-bU

LOTS: aw shit NITW my fucking jam!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: havent seen this game in like a year but shit, that takes me back

HaruMaki: You're going to have to introduce me to this game, I like it's style

LOTS: sweet! its a date

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh and I also know what song I'll sing next

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: FYI im doing it with Teru and Hifumi

HaruMaki: Oh god

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ;7)



Pian0Fr3ak: Damn Miu

K1-B0: I don't remember the Ghostbusters theme song sounding like this

K1-B0: everything seems to be sleeping in my bed

Pian0Fr3ak: They're singing the parody version by Niel Cicierega

Pian0Fr3ak: 

https://youtu.be/NxXufI6-OIE

KirumiTOUHOU: Is this appropriate?

YuNarukamami: Is this that song about fucking ghosts?

MsMage: No, but it IS a song about FUCKING ghosts

KirumiTOUHOU: Do I need to put a stop to this performance?

Pian0Fr3ak: no

MsMage: no

YuNarukamami: no

K1-B0: Yes!

Sweetchi: Leave them, it's probably fine

Sweetchi: also just so everyone knows, after they're finished, I found out Aoi and Twogami are gonna sing Gotta go Fast

MsMage: They're singing what?

Sweetchi: Gotta go Fast

Sweetchi: The op to Sonic X

Sweetchi:

https://youtu.be/VTHsOSGJHN0

MsMage: ffs



Death2Degenerates: God damn it Angie I knew you were gonna pull something like this

MsMage: Same to be honest

MsMage: This is what we get for being friends with her

Death2Degenerates: We truly are being subjected to the repercussions of that

Death2Degenerates: to this day, that religious bitch is still one of the only girls I can get really fucking uncomfortable around

MsMage: You love her

Death2Degenerates: I really do

Death2Degenerates: but this fucking song...and also Kiyo is singing it with her...

Sweetchi: I got your back

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY

Death2Degenerates: thx

Sweetchi: Anyway, I'm glad you're on the chat Tenko, cause I wanted to warn you about something

Death2Degenerates: What's that?

Sweetchi: OK, so u know this song?

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I

Death2Degenerates: Oh god damn this song

MsMage: Fucking hell

Sweetchi: And you know that dumb meme with the three dudes headbanging in the car to this song?

Death2Degenerates: Yes?

Sweetchi: Kaito and Kokichi are making me sing it and we're gonna recreate that meme

Sweetchi: So if you're gonna scarper, do it now

Death2Degenerates: And this is why you're the one male that I tolerate, other than my master

Death2Degenerates: Thanks Shuichi ;)

MsMage: Yeh thanks, Ima go with her to keep her company, but I'll wait till Angie's done first cause I wanna listen to her

Sweetchi: You're welcome, and thanks

Sweetchi: Even I'm a little worried tbh



KirumiTOUHOU: Ok [Everyone] I unfortunately have an announcement to make.

KirumiTOUHOU: There is good news and bad news.

KirumiTOUHOU: The bad news is that we've already been here until about sunrise, so we're going to make the next few songs the last few songs.

Pian0Fr3ak: Noooooo

Pian0Fr3ak: But also fine, I'm tired

J0K3R: What's the good news?

KirumiTOUHOU: We've all come to an agreement.

KirumiTOUHOU: Naegi-kuns class will all sing a song together, joined by Naegi-san.

KirumiTOUHOU: Then Nanami-san's class will all sing one together, joined by Hinata-kun, Sato-san, Yukizome-sensei and Kizakura-sensei.

KirumiTOUHOU: Then we will all sing a song together, presumably joined by Konata-san and Monotaro if he wants.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: :D

KirumiTOUHOU: and then everyone will join in for one for one final song if they wish.

Sweetchi: Sounds like a great plan!

LOTS: ok but what song should we all sing?

LOTS: and what songs r the other classes singing?

HaruMaki: Yeah, we only get one choice, don't we?

KirumiTOUHOU: Naegi's class have chosen their song as This Is Me.

PlainAsDay: From Camp Rock?

KirumiTOUHOU: No, from The Greatest Showman.

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/CjxugyZCfuw

KirumiTOUHOU: Thank you Shuichi.

KirumiTOUHOU: And Nanami's class has chosen Good Time, by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.

Sweetchi:

https://youtu.be/H7HmzwI67ec

KirumiTOUHOU: Again, thank you Shuichi.

Bagpuss: So we gotta think of both a song for us all to sing, and then one in which everyone here joins in?

Sweetchi: I have an idea for our song...

LOTS: what is it bro?

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/WEReQMwufgE

YuNarukamami: Ok but...

YuNarukamami: Why this song?

Sweetchi: Ok, so in this they mention all 18 Pokemon types, and adding Monotaro and Konata, there's 18 of us

Sweetchi: If we each pick a type, then we each get a solo, right?

Pian0Fr3ak: That's a really good idea babe!

AtuasWitness: Angie is ok with this!

ABugsLife: In that case, Gonta want to be bug!

ABugsLife: Can Gonta be bug type!?

J0K3R: I mean, no one else can really fit the role as well as you big dude!

ABugsLife: ;D

J0K3R: As 4 me, I'm officially claiming Dark Type!

Sweetchi: I wanted that, but since Dark Type is called Evil Type in Japan, I'm gonna let you take that

J0K3R: Aw thx!

LOTS: i call flying! cause im the luminary of the stars!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'll take Electric! Also, Keebo, you're Steel, no takebacks!

K1-B0: Of course. I can't exactly be anything else.

AtuasWitness: In that case, Kiyo is Ghost!

Kiyo: I mean, conceptually, I cannot even deny this...

Kiyo: I believe you should be Fairy, Angie, while Himiko and Tenko are Psychic and Fighting respectively.

MsMage: Hell yeah!

Death2Degenerates: Of course!

PlainAsDay: I'm gonna pick Normal, cause I'm plain

KirumiTOUHOU: What should I have then?

Pian0Fr3ak: Kirumi, you should be Ice, because of how Ice cold you are...

KirumiTOUHOU: Kaede, that hurts a little...

KirumiTOUHOU: But very well, I accept.

HaruMaki: I'm gonna take Poison, just because I can

Pian0Fr3ak: Konata wants Grass, and I think I'll pick Water

Bagpuss: I mean, since Dark was already taken, I guess I don't mind having Rock

YuNarukamami: Then I guess I'll take Fire, if no one else will have it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Monotaro wants to be Ground, can he be ground?

Pian0Fr3ak: Sure he can!

Pian0Fr3ak: In that case, I guess Shuichi's left with Dragon, huh?

Sweetchi: I am more than ok with Dragon Type

Pian0Fr3ak: That's my badass husbando

Sweetchi: Ok that might be a bit much

Sweetchi: and I also have an idea for the final song we all can all sing together

Sweetchi: How about "Make my Story?"

LOTS: YAS!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Make my story?

Sweetchi: 

https://youtu.be/P-eNMO8L5Hs

PlainAsDay: !!!

Sweetchi: Let's end this with a bang





Writers Note:

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It's DONE! FUCKING FINALLY DONE!

This took...A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK!

I couldn't find enough time to write this and I'M IN FUCKING ISOLATION!

Anyway, that's the end of this stupid dumb long song chapter that I had to split in two. In case anyone was curious, like I did with the last karaoke night, I will compile a playlist of all the songs and send the link in the final chapter, but in case anyone needed a LONG refresher, below, I've made a list of all the songs I used and what students sing them.

Here it is:

Manuel: Gas Gas Gas(Kokichi and Keebo)
The Pussycat Dolls: Dont'cha (Miu, Kaede and Teruteru)
The Pussycat Dolls: Jai Ho (You are my destiny) (Angie, Kiyo, Himiko and Tenko)
Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber: I don't care (Shuichi and Makoto)
Lazy Town: You are a Pirate (Gonta, Kaito, Ryoma, Kokichi and Rantaro)
Earth, Wind and Fire: September (Ibuki and Mikan)
Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens: Breaking Free (High School Musical) (Tenko and Himiko)
Lady Gaga: Telephone (Miu and Kirumi)
Britney Spears: Womanizer (Tenko, Mahiru and Celeste)
Frank Sinatra: My Way (Fuyuhiko)
Anastasia: In the Dark of the Night (Gundham and Sonia)
Bruno Mars: Treasure (Ibuki, Fuyuhiko and Akane)
Three Days Grace: Animal I have become (Sayaka and Leon)
Tangled: When will my life begin? (Sayaka and Leon)
ALI: Wild Side [Beastars] (Kazuichi and Nekomaru)
Gary Jules: Mad World (Shuichi, Ryoma and Ryota)
chelmico: Easy Breezy [Keep your hands off Eizoken] (Hajime, Nagito and Chiaki)
The Gap Band: You dropped a bomb on me (Komaru)
Motteke! Sailor Fuku! [Lucky Star] (Kaede, Tsumugi, Maki and Konata)
Bon Apetite [Blend S] (Sayaka, Chihiro, Aoi, Kiyotaka, Mondo, Kyoko and Celeste)
Tomorrow [Konosuba] (Hajime, Sonia, Akane and Mahiru)
Foster the People: Pumped up Kicks (Junko)
Van Halen: Jump (Komaru, Toko, Miu and Shuichi)
Gorillaz: Feel Good inc (Hifumi, Rantaro, Konata and Nekomaru)
T-Pain: Apple Bottom Jeans (Mahiru and Hiyoko)
Timmy Trumpet and Savage: Freaks (Kokichi and Tsumugi)
Kim Possible: Call me, Beep me (Kyoko and Makoto)
Big Time Rush: Big Time Rush (Ibuki, Leon, Taka and Gundham)
Mr Probz: Waves (Konata, Aoi and Hiyoko)
Starley: Call on me (Himiko and Akane)
Mystery Skulls: Ghost (Imposter, Kazuichi, Nagito and Fuyuhiko)
AWOLNATION: Sail (Kaito and Shuichi)
Desiigner: Panda (Nagito and Hajime)
Grease: Grease Lightning (Hajime, Nagito, Fuyuhiko, Kazuichi, Gundham, Imposter, Nekomaru and Teruteru)
Lil Nas X: Old Town Road (Kaito, Kokichi, Rantaro, Keebo and Miu)
Halo Theme Song (Nekomaru)
Taylor Swift: Shake it off (Kyoko, Sayaka, Celeste, Sakura, Aoi, Toko, Komaru, Junko, Mukuro, Akane, Chiaki, Hiyoko, Ibuki, Mahiru, Mikan, Peko, Sonia, Angie, Himiko, Tenko, Kaede, Miu, Kirumi, Tsumugi, Maki and Konata)
Bruno Mars: 24K Magic (Makoto, Chihiro, Hifumi, Taka, Leon, Mondo, Hajime, Imposter, Fuyuhiko, Gundham, Kazuichi, Nekomaru, Teruteru, Nagito, Shuichi, Kaito, Keebo, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kiyo, Ryoma and Gonta)
Bad Lip Reading: Seagulls! (Stop it now) (Monokuma)
MC Hammer: Can't touch this (Peko and Fuyuhiko)
Chime and Adam Tell: Whole (Chihiro, Mondo and Taka)
Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira: Run Away (Makoto, Aoi, Sakura, Hifumi and Mukuro)
Jason Derulo: Ridin' Solo (Sonia, Kazuichi and Gundham)
Katy Perry: California Girls (Mahiru and Sato)
Imagine Dragons: Believer (Makoto, Hajime and Shuichi)
O-Zone: Dragostea Din Tei (Junko, Mukuro and Tsumugi)
Rod Wave: Heart on Ice (Gonta and Ryoma)
Cher: Believe (Genocide Jill)
OutKast: Hey Ya! (Chihiro and Chiaki)
Schaffer the Darklord: Fuck this song (Miu and Sonia)
Will.I.Am and Jamie Fox: Hot Wings (Shuichi and Rantaro)
Chris Brown: Turn up the music (Kaede, Sayaka and Ibuki)
DECO*27: Reversible Campaign (Ryota and Imposter)
DECO*27: Liar Dance (Tsumugi, Kokichi and Rantaro)
Snakeships: All my Friends (Keebo and Chihiro)
Will.I.Am: #thatPOWER (Hajime and Nagito)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: End of the World (Kyoko and Chiaki)
Brentalfloss: Limbo WITH LYRICS (Monokuma)
Wake me Up Maybe (Yukizome)
Dove Cameron and Cheyenne Jackson: Do what you gotta do (Akane and Nekomaru)
Casey Lee Williams: All things must die (Maki and Peko)
Martin Solveig and Dragonette: Hello (Hajime and Sato)
SAINt JHN: ROSES (Mikan)
Breakbot: Baby I'm yours (Nagito)
Chrisina Aguilera and Missy Elliot: Car Wash (Kaede and Miu)
Drake: Hotline Bling (Hajime and Rantaro)
a-ha: Take on Me (Junko, Nagito and Kokichi)
Isekai Quartet (Kokichi, Hajime, Chiaki and Hifumi)
The Police: Every breath you take (Shuichi and Kyoko)
Rockwell: Somebody's watching me (Aoi and Sakura)
Chubby Checker: Let's twist again (Kiyo, Kirumi and Ryoma)
Tiny Tim: Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin in the Moonlight (Gonta, Keebo and Yukizome)
Tim Curry: Toxic Love (Kokichi)
Bag Raiders: Shooting Stars (Kaito)
Baha Men: Who let the dogs out? (Mondo, Fuyuhiko and Ryoma)
Chris Brown: Yeah X3 (Kaito, Leon and Teruteru)
Die Woodys: Fichtls Lied (Taka, Mondo and Hiyoko)
Nichijou: Hyadain No Kakata (Kaito, Maki and Shuichi)
Porter Robinson and Madeon: Shelter (Chiaki and Himiko)
Metro Station: Shake it (Keebo and Miu)
The Living Tombstone: Spooky Scary Skeletons (Kaito and Kiyo)
Katy Perry: Last Friday Night (Angie and Kiyo)
Flo Rida: Club can't handle me (Kaito, Kazuichi, Leon, Mondo and Nekomaru)
itechvader: Objection Funk (Makoto, Hajime, Shuichi, Kaede, Komaru and Toko)
Jason Derulo: Want to want me (Tenko, Komaru and Ibuki)
Nyan Cat (Makoto and Komaru)
Metal Gear Rising: Rules of Nature (Gundham and Leon)
Ibuki Mioda: Let my feelings reach you too (Kaede)
Eurobeat: Running in the 90's (Kirumi and Keebo)
Hollywood Undead: Lion (Ryoma)
JubyPhonic and rachie: Drop pop Candy (Ibuki and Mikan)
Kendrick Lamar, SZA: All the stars (Miu, Maki and Keebo)
Touhou: Bad Apple (Kirumi)
Scatman John: Scatman (Kizakura and Teruteru)
The Proclaimers: I'm gonna be (500 miles) (Kaede and Sonia)
Hatsune Miku: PoPiPo (Hajime and Chiaki)
Smash Mouth: All Star (Sakura) [Because Ogre]
Lady Gaga: Bad Romance (Kirumi, Celeste and Peko)
KIRA: Machine Gun (Kokichi and Nagito)
Michael Jackson: Beat it (Kizakura and Yukizome)
KYKO: Horizon (Kaito and Maki)
Billie Eillish: Bury a Friend (Genocide Jill and Kokichi)
Hannah Montana: The Best of both worlds (Komaru and Toko)
Persona 3: Mass Destruction (Kokichi and Miu)
Kanye West and Lil Pump: I love it (Kaito and Miu)
Eiffel 65: I'm Blue (Shuichi, Tsumugi and Sayaka)
Mandopony: Die Anywhere Else (Kiyo, Sonia, Gundham and Mondo)
Neil Cicierega: Bustin' (Miu, Teruteru and Hifumi)
Sonic X: Gotta go fast (Aoi and Imposter)
Toto: Africa (Angie and Kiyo)
Haddaway: What is love (Shuichi, Kaito and Kokichi)
The Greatest Showman: This is me (Makoto, Kyoko, Aoi, Sakura, Taka, Mondo, Chihiro, Sayaka, Leon, Junko, Mukuro, Hifumi, Celeste, Toko and Komaru)
Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen: Good Time (Chiaki, Sonia, Gundham, Kazuichi, Mahiru, Mikan, Ibuki, Hiyoko, Imposter, Ryota, Fuyuhiko, Peko, Nekomaru, Akane, Teruteru, Nagito, Hajime, Sato, Yukizome and Kizakura)
Pokemon Sun and Moon: Pose! (Shuichi, Kaede, Kaito, Maki, Kokichi, Rantaro, Tsumugi, Ryoma, Kirumi, Himiko, Tenko, Angie, Kiyo, Gonta, Miu, Keebo, Konata and Monotaro)
Lenny Code Fiction: Make My Story (Everyone)

I'm planning to stick true to my word, in spite of the fact that I had to split this chapter into two parts because I wanted to fit everything in. The next chapter will be the last chapter, but as of right now, I have a few ideas for it and I haven't finished putting them all together yet, so I warn you that there's a chance it could take a while.

We need stories like these, entertaining stories, in times like these. I'm hoping this fic will keep you entertained while in isolation if you're one of the nice people who's wasting their time reading it. If you are, can I just say, thank you for holding out on my constant bullshit. It really means a lot to me, and I'll see you in the final chapter...

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