Chapter 28: All you need is love and a well maintained killer robot.
Pian0Fr3ak: I've been thinking about something
Pian0Fr3ak: [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐] U were saying how u dont like wearing hearing aids rite?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh theyre uncomfortable and the usual stuff hurts my ears
Pian0Fr3ak: Y dont u just...I dont know
Pian0Fr3ak: Make your own?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shit ur right
K1-B0: How is it that you've never thought of doing this prior to her mentioning it to you?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Honestly, I've just got erotic invents on the brain 24/7
K1-B0: Ah, of course...
Pian0Fr3ak: I still dont get u sometimes
Pian0Fr3ak: Some of my friends use that thing u made that's like glasses with automatic eyedrops
Pian0Fr3ak: You could have made some real money by selling those
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: if im being honest im starting to regret selling that off to that bigwig company
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: because since then ive learnt about the Fidget Spinner tragedy where the person who made them got nothing out of it
Pian0Fr3ak: yeh i remember that
Pian0Fr3ak: Also, can i just ask, and I know this is a common question by now, but am I the only person who can hear music from the other side of the school building?
K1-B0: No I hear that too.
K1-B0: But where is it coming from?
LOTS: the music room
LOTS: kokichi tsumugi rantaro and me r w ibuki and mikan and were dancing to random meme songs
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: y u gotta be so xtra?
LOTS: u were literally apart of th last super extra thing we did
LOTS: remember take me back to japan?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh RITE!
LOTS: anyway i need some hepl
LOTS: give me a dance to do that isnt ibukis amazing but really fucking hard moves
LOTS: ibuki ily but youre 2 gud
LOTS: gimme a dance to learn
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:
https://youtu.be/0i44NAn0bm0
LOTS: ...
LOTS: lets not do that
Pian0Fr3ak: lol
K1-B0:
https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM
LOTS: wow dude thats
LOTS: a really good idea wtf keebs?
K1-B0: Thank you.
LOTS: [J0K3R] [PlainAsDay] [YuNarukamami] CRAB RAVE!
J0K3R: ...
YuNarukamami: ...
PlainAsDay: ...
J0K3R: YAAAASSSS
YuNarukamami: dude im gonna ask Ibuki
YuNarukamami: SHe said yes
PlainAsDay: Y wouldnt she!?
Pian0Fr3ak: If u guys are gonna dance to crab rave, mind if I tag along?
PlainAsDay: SUre!
Pian0Fr3ak: Don't start without me!
Pian0Fr3ak: Miu, u coming?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ill pass
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: im tired rn
Pian0Fr3ak: Oh k well
Pian0Fr3ak: c u latr i guess?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: sure sure
K1-B0: Its ok, you can spend time with me.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh shit yeah
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: wait, now that i think about it, we're the only ones online righjt now,,,
K1-B0: Oh, you're right!
K1-B0: Well then...since you and I are alone...are you thinking what I am?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Depends...?
K1-B0: Want to see the dumb shirt I bought online?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Do u even gotta ask me?!?!
K1-B0:
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: adfcqae AWE SOMEE
K1-B0: I was out shopping with Kirumi and I found this shirt.
K1-B0: I thought you'd like it so I bought it.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I love it
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I mean personally for me, my favourite shirt is this...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:
K1-B0: Simple. I like it.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I have trained you well in the art of dumb shirts
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh actually, speaking of family, I uh...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok don't freak out, but u know how everyone was talking about what talents our kids would have?
K1-B0: ...Yes...?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well I may or may not have actually ADOPTED a kid today...?
K1-B0: Wh-WHAT!?
K1-B0: MIu, I can't be a father yet!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No no no hold up a fucking second!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: It's not what u think
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I blew up one of my inventions this morning and the tech lab was pretty trash
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yukizome, Munakata, Sakakura and a bunch of the other staff are repairing it
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I went for a bit of walk to clear my head but when i did i came across hiyoko saionji picking on one of those little bears that always follow Monokuma around
K1-B0: You mean the Monokubs?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeh them
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but yeah, she was taking advantage of the fact that Mono was busy somewhere else and started pulling on his ears and scarfs
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that is until i came over
K1-B0: You protected him from her?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: "Protected" works I guess, but that's not really what happened
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I just walked up to them and as soon as that banana haired bitch saw me she fucking booked it
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess shes scared of me?
K1-B0: To be honest, you can be scary, quite a lot of the time.
K1-B0: It's part of your charm. ;)
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: aw thx babe
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but yeah when she was gone i asked the little dude if he was ok and he seemed ok
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: His names Monotaro, he's the red one with the ninja stars and the scarf
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He was a little hungry so I took him to the cafeteria and made Teru get him some food
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and he talked to me about how the current school arrangement's making it hard for him to hang with his brothers sister and dad
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So I decided to become his temporary parent
K1-B0: So I guess that makes me the dad?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess
K1-B0: ok fine
K1-B0: I suppose I need to meet this kid then. Is he with you right now?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No, but he's around
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: meet with me and we'll go chill together
K1-B0: Very well.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm glad ur so accepting, thats y i love u
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but this is really turning into a problem
K1-B0: A problem?
K1-B0: What's the problem?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: When I first came here, I didn't really give a shit about Hopes Peen Academy, so long as they gave me the shit i needed to make horny inventions
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but since coming here ive made friends, gained a badass killer robot boyfriend and now, i have a bear kub for a child
K1-B0: Hey!
K1-B0: I'm not a killer robot!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh yeh sorry i just...whatevs
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: do u see the problem?
K1-B0: Not really. You've had a happy life since coming here, why so upset?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Graduation is coming up soon
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: When that happens, we leave the school and ill leave it all behind
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: well not rly but itll be hard to see everyone again after graduation
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: im not usually the most emotional person but i love everyone, u especially, and I dont want to say my goodbyes...
K1-B0: ...Miu...
K1-B0: I...don't know what to say...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Meh, don't worry about it
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im done now sry for being depressing
K1-B0: Don't worry in the least.
K1-B0: If it helps in any way, I feel similarly
K1-B0: I'm going to miss this, even if it isn't the last we see of everyone
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh dude, but i guess we'll cross that river when we come to it
K1-B0: Don't you mean "cross that bridge?"
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Why the fuck does it matter?
K1-B0: Oh it doesn't
K1-B0: Anyway, I shall see you in a few moments.
J0K3R: bruh my p
J0K3R: m phine
J0K3R: phone
J0K3R: what tbe fucj
MsMage: #ihadastroke?
J0K3R: it's having like sq
J0K3R: phantom touc. khees
J0K3R: bruh
J0K3R: S0p
KirumiTOUHOU: Do you want me to call an ambulence?
J0K3R: i'm gondnna restaurt will brbak eie
J0K3R has left the group
Sweetchi has added J0K3R to the group
Sweetchi: U good?
J0K3R: yeh im fine now
J0K3R: my phone had a stroke
J0K3R: anyway I just found out a thing
AtuasWitness: What's that?
J0K3R: So today apparently is the day that Hopes Peak was founded
Pian0Fr3ak: Oh really?
J0K3R: yeh so I was thinking
J0K3R: what if we like, came into class today wearing weird dumb cosplays that look like our normal outfits, but like, they're coloured like Monokuma?
Kiyo: Um...why?
J0K3R: For the memes obviously!
Kiyo: I see.
K1-B0: Ok, so I'm fine with this idea
K1-B0: But where will we even get outfits like that?
J0K3R: Well my gf is a cosplayer whos designed most of her own outfits
PlainAsDay: Give me 2 hours and I'll have them done
KirumiTOUHOU: Are you absolutely sure we won't get in trouble for this?
AtuasWitness: We DO have Yukizome pretty much all day and I don't think the school will stop us
MsMage: YEh were not breaking the law or anything
KirumiTOUHOU: I see
KirumiTOUHOU: If that is the case, then I shall help with the designing of the outfits Shirogane-san
PlainAsDay: Aw thanks!
J0K3R: [Everyone] are ya'll ready to confuse the hell out of the school?
Pian0Fr3ak: Wait a sec, befo we do this
Pian0Fr3ak: Can we get pics of everyone in their outfits?
PlainAsDay: Oh sure!
Death2Degenerates: Btw, I love what u've done with your hair Tsumugi
PlainAsDay: Aw thx Tenko
Bagpuss: I havent seen it yet, can u send a pic?
PlainAsDay:
Pian0Fr3ak: OMG she looks like Junko!
Sweetchi: She really does
PlainAsDay: Like?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: LOVE
PlainAsDay: :)
Death2Degenerates: me and the gals already got ours
MsMage: Hot even when evil
AtuasWitness: Most evil shit is hot in my eyes
AtuasWitness: Like u 2 rite now
MsMage: Speaking of which
MsMage: Tsumugi I think u fucked up w/ mine
PlainAsDay: Rly? How?
MsMage:
MsMage: U put the colours on the WRONG WAY!
MsMage: MONOS RED IS ON THE LEFT!
PlainAsDay: Aw its fine just fly upside down on your broom
MsMage: Im a mage not a witch!
Sweetchi: Hey at least u HAVE colours
PlainAsDay: W/ Shuichi's I ran out of material so I just gave him a suit and made him look like a supervillain
Sweetchi:
Pian0Fr3ak: Bad boyo is killing me rn
Sweetchi: Kaedeee...X(
ABugsLife: Gonta not sure he really like scary outfit
J0K3R: It's good big guy, I just need u to pose for the camera
J0K3R: Gimme your phone and pull a scary face ok?
ABugsLife: Um...ok?
ABugsLife:
PlainAsDay: Yeesh
Kiyo: Terrifying and Terrific Gonta <3
ABugsLife: <3
Bagpuss:
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damn ryoma looking gud
Bagpuss: Thx
KirumiTOUHOU:
KirumiTOUHOU: I hate how this headband makes my hair look!
Pian0Fr3ak: U look amazing! Dont sweat it!
KirumiTOUHOU: Thank you Kaede...
Kiyo:
Bagpuss: Liking the style Kiyo
Kiyo: Why thank you.
Kiyo: Has anyone actually seen how Keebo looks though?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh my god can I just say...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've found out all u need in live is love and a well maintained killer robot!
Sweetchi: Wat?
K1-B0:
J0K3R: HOLY SHIR!
PlainAsDay: I aint touching that cray-cray
K1-B0: I assure you it is just for show
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Here's myne
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:
LOTS: loving wat u did with your goggles!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: THX!!! <3
Pian0Fr3ak:
Pian0Fr3ak: I got a plushy to go w/ it!
K1-B0: Awesome!
HaruMaki:
LOTS:
Sweetchi: I really like wat you did with the scalera lenses
LOTS: thx bro
AtuasWitness:
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: JE SUSS!
YuNarukamami: Dam u really nail the whole "evil" thing Angie
AtuasWitness: ;)
J0K3R: Oh! I havent shown mine off yet!
YuNarukamami: Yeh me neither
Pian0Fr3ak: Wow its so...!
Pian0Fr3ak: Well its kinda plain tbh
Pian0Fr3ak: but this one is probs my favourite so far other than Keebo's
YuNarukamami: Thanks
J0K3R: Last but not least
J0K3R:
Sweetchi: OK thats really cool
PlainAsDay: Perfect!
PlainAsDay: I knew it would fit u!
J0K3R: I knew I could trust u!
PlainAsDay: <3
J0K3R: <3
Pian0Fr3ak: Honestly, I feel like screaming "PUHUHU!" really loudly
LOTS: do it no fear
HaruMaki: She can't just...scream for no reason
LOTS: y not?
LOTS: miu does it all the time
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: LMAO Fair
Bagpuss: Ok just saying here, but shit Tsumugi and Kokichi are the two best
YuNarukamami: Yeah man
PlainAsDay: Oh shit the gates are almost open!
J0K3R: Lets do this shit!
Sweetchi: Im sobbing!
Pian0Fr3ak: He really is
HaruMaki: I just love how Yukizome is trying to stop herself laughing and pretend that nothing is wrong when something is clearly wrong?
Kiyo: I wonder if we'll be able to show Monokuma our cosplays?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I just got word that Monokuma was sighted heading for the cafeteria
J0K3R: How did u get this word?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: My son is our spy for this mission
Sweetchi: Your son?
K1-B0: She means Monotaro.
Pian0Fr3ak: Oh rite u adopted him didn't u!
Pian0Fr3ak: Congrats on becoming a parent Miu!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Thx hun!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You look sexy
Pian0Fr3ak: Aw THANK!
Pian0Fr3ak: <3
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: <3
Bagpuss: I have to say that for something we're doing for shits and giggles, we've taken this whole costume thing very seriously
Kiyo: How could we not? This is important for our classes reputation.
BagpussL You know what, that's fair
PlainAsDay: Kizakura-sensei is heading out!
PlainAsDay: Everyone meet now!
YuNarukamami: Yeah, we gotta fuck this guy up!
Sweetchi: You make it sound like we're going to beat him to death!
J0K3R: Hey Kizakura!
J0K3R:
KirumiTOUHOU: We're not actually going to beat him up, are we?
J0K3R: We're beating him up with dank memes
J0K3R: Kaito do u have the thing?
LOTS: hell yeh
Sweetchi: Wait, what are you guys doing?
J0K3R: ;)
LOTS: ;)
PlainAsDay: :)
Pian0Fr3ak: Damn Tsumugi's in on this...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: THat's a good thingg rite!
MsMage: Im so excited rn
Sweetchi: omg You guys killed him
LOTS: we killed koichi guys
HaruMaki: Kizakura found dead in miami
J0K3R: Y do u think I sent that tf2 picture
Sweetchi: I didnt think it was a sign you were going to play the Kazotsky Kick really loud on a jukebox and actually do the dances
Sweetchi: Were you, Kaito, Miu, Tsumugi, Rantaro, Ryoma, Keebo and Gonta all in on this?
LOTS: yeh dude
Sweetchi: end me
Sweetchi: but jeez you guys are good
KirumiTOUHOU: What is the Kazotsky Kick?
Sweetchi: This thing
Sweetchi:
https://youtu.be/QDCPKBF7a1Q
KirumiTOUHOU: Oh.
Kiyo: I can honestly say
Kiyo: After all the stress, drama and being drowned in memes
Kiyo: I think Im going to miss this academy when we graduate.
J0K3R: Same jeez
Pian0Fr3ak: I know we can totally see everyone again when this is over
Pian0Fr3ak: but Im seriously gonna miss u guys
Sweetchi: Well, it's not all bad news
Sweetchi: I have an idea as to how we can end this year in perfect meme style
PlainAsDay: !!!
PlainAsDay: [Everyone]
Pian0Fr3ak: What is it sweetie?
Sweetchi: So...
Sweetchi: Remember when we did Karaoke?
LOTS: how could i forget?
Sweetchi: wat if to end the school year
Sweetchi: if we did that again, BUT we invited EVERYONE
J0K3R: What do you mean everyone?
Sweetchi: Us and the people from Makoto and Chiaki's class
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Holy shit...
MsMage: I am so down!
YuNarukamami: Sounds great but theres a problem
YuNarukamami: I cant fit that many people in my house
YuNarukamami: Like, how many people is that?
Kiyo: Combining all three classes together, around 48? Maybe more, Maybe less?
LOTS: wat about if we use the school gym in the evening?
Pian0Fr3ak: That works!
YuNarukamami: Yeh that'd be way more than enough space!
KirumiTOUHOU: There is no way Principle Kirigiri or Tengan-sensei will allow us to use the gym for loud karaoke.
LOTS: shit
HaruMaki: Actually, there is a way that we can stop him from stopping us
Death2Degenerates: What?
HaruMaki: It's a risky move but...
HaruMaki: I'm willing to bet Monokuma likes Karaoke, amongst other dumb shit
HaruMaki: Lets invite him
J0K3R: Why the fuck would you-
J0K3R: Wait, shes onto something
HaruMaki: Wow, we finally agree on something for serious
J0K3R: About damn time
LOTS: how would inviting Monokuma help hell just ruin everything?!
Sweetchi: If we keep him in good spirits, the chances of that happening will diminish
AtuasWitness: Kirigiri is really afraid of Monokuma, so if we let him monitor us...
Sweetchi: He wont be able to stop us!
Pian0Fr3ak: My man is a genius!
Sweetchi: I try
LOTS: awesome
LOTS: but what about tengan?
PlainAsDay: Honestly, i think Tengan'll leave us alone
PlainAsDay: He likes to disassociate unless its something important
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well uh
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: [J0K3R] [K1-B0] Do u guys wanna go around and invite people to the karaoke?
J0K3R: Hell yeh!
K1-B0: Sure!
LOTS: hey let me and [Sweetchi] help out!
Sweetchi: Yeah ok ;)
Writers Note:
This one ended up being unnecessarily long but who gives a shit?
The KARAOKE NIGHT IS MAKING A RESURGENCE! (Warning, it's going to be a very long chapter, even longer than the previous karaoke night)
Anyway, I didn't make any of the sprite edits, all the people who made them are below.
Shuichi: dothackeryggdrasil
Kaede: kinning-garden
Kaito: pommefrite-official
Maki: madcap-kin-aid
Kokichi: Teratsuki12
Keebo: I actually lost the original image and the person who made it, sorry
Miu, Kirumi and Tenko: Miss Mitsume
Gonta: grapeseadanganedit
Ryoma: dang-kin-kelp
Kiyo: ranrankin
Himiko: miuuichi
Angie: minnie-edits-dr
Rantaro: danganrequests
Tsumugi: Mediocre-Artist
We're almost done with this journey/nightmare. Hope to see you next time when things get really crazy ;)
And here's a cute thing so I can reach the 20 pic max of this part ;)
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