Pian0Fr3ak: Can I just say...

Pian0Fr3ak: this fucking sucks...

YuNarukamami: I know right?

YuNarukamami: I was planning a trip for next week and now I'm stuck here because of a sudden fucking pandemic.

YuNarukamami: I just hope it blows over fast enough.

Kiyo: I highly doubt it'll end that quickly

Kiyo: but more importantly...how is everyone holding up?

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm fine...nothing bad so far

YuNarukamami: Same

KirumiTOUHOU: I am fine.

Bagpuss: I'm good

J0K3R: Same

PlainAsDay: Same

ABugsLife: Gonta is fine

ABugsLife: Gonta spend childhood living in wilderness, so chances of Gonta catching virus very low

ABugsLife: Gonta happy to help out with anything

Bagpuss: Good to know

MsMage: Im good

Death2Degenerates: Same

AtuasWitness: Same

K1-B0: Same.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Same

J0K3R: [Sweetchi] [HaruMaki] [LOTS] Is everything ok on your end?

Sweetchi: Not really

YuNarukamami: Whats up?

HaruMaki: Kaito's sick in bed, he might've caught it

MsMage: Oh shit!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Shit, I don't want Kaito dying on me

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: If he does, I wont have anyone to yell about rocket science with anymore

HaruMaki: He's fine right now, but Shuichi and I are quarantining him.

Sweetchi: It's best if you leave him to us for the moment, we've got him covered.

Kiyo: Good.

Kiyo: I wish him the best.

Kiyo: Anyway, I have something not so depressing to share.

Pian0Fr3ak: Ohh!?

AtuasWitness: Mind-boggling!

Kiyo: I know.

Kiyo: But recently I've been routing my TV to British lines and have been watching a multitude of TV shows.

Kiyo: One in particular is a show called Mock the Week.

KirumiTOUHOU: Ah, I know that show.

J0K3R: Mock the week?

Kiyo: Indeed. It is a game show featuring comedians.

Kiyo: At the end of the show, they do a game called "Scenes we'd like to see" and they are given a prompt, and...

Kiyo: Well, I suppose I'll have to show you.

Kiyo:

https://youtu.be/otZcFfvHvuU

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Aw fuck, that's actually really funny!?

K1-B0: Indeed.

J0K3R: I need to watch more of this

YuNarukamami: That guy with the messy hair and the holiday shirt

YuNarukamami: The one who kept joking about lighthouses?

YuNarukamami: I relate to him

PlainAsDay: Same

Kiyo:

https://youtu.be/JCtiA1SFIAI

K1-B0: I'm having a hard time believing Kiyo actually watches this.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: "And I'd like to congratulate the brides mother on how well she looks tonight, but not as well as she'd look ON MAH DICK!"

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: That one's the best

Sweetchi: I feel like we're bad influences on Kiyo

Kiyo: I have a suggestion.

Kiyo: If I act as the games master and pick out the prompts, would anyone like to play the game?

Kiyo: If so, say I.

J0K3R: I

Sweetchi: I

Pian0Fr3ak: I

YuNarukamami: I

K1-B0: I

HaruMaki: I and also Kaito said I, I'm gonna type for him, since he doesn't want to miss out.

Kiyo: Very well

PlainAsDay: I

KirumiTOUHOU: I

Bagpuss: I

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I

ABugsLife: Gonta!

AtuasWitness: I

Death2Degenerates: I

MsMage: I

Kiyo: Very well then.

Kiyo: Let us begin.

Kiyo: Everyone gets one go, ok?

J0K3R: K

Kiyo: First topic is a pretty common one...

Kiyo: Rejected Exam Questions.

HaruMaki: People are saying that exams are getting easy, is the answer A. Yes or B. Miu Iruma

J0K3R: AWSDNAEFVBOAF

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: W O W I didn't expect to be called out by fucking Maki

Bagpuss: Does your food not have the same unique taste it used to? Then stop gorging on Ikea food...

KirumiTOUHOU: god...

K1-B0: Recite "Round and round the mulberry bush" 100 times in your head, sing it aloud for the speaking exam, and try your best to get it out of your head. The success percentage of this exam is below 10%.

J0K3R: Savage...

Death2Degenerates: Welcome to your French exam, it's exactly the same as your English exam, but with tongues!

AtuasWitness: Religious Education: Is there a god? You'd better hope so. Look at this next question ;)

HaruMaki: Kaito: Biology practice question 1) Dick or Ball?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: OH MY FKING GOD!!!

Sweetchi: Kaito! This is NSFG!

Pian0Fr3ak: NSFG?

Sweetchi: Not Safe For Gonta

Pian0Fr3ak: oh yeh

ABugsLife: Gonta have 36 chocolate bars, Gonta eat 28, what do Gonta have now? Diabetes. Gonta have Diabetes.

HaruMaki: OOOHOO

Sweetchi: I TAKE IT BAAAAAKKK

J0K3R: HJoly shit G

ABugsLife: ;) No worry, Gonta not actually have diabetes

KirumiTOUHOU: Good to know.

MsMage: Rick Astley is what? A) Never gonna give you up B) Never gonna let you down C) Never gonna turn around D) Desert you or E) All of the above?

Bagpuss: why?

YuNarukamami: Himiko...

YuNarukamami: Its fucking 2020

YuNarukamami: I cant believe I just got rickrolled in 2020

MsMage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

J0K3R: Some atoms share electrons and therefore become more stable after a reaction. Describe a situation in which everyone involved shares something and benefits because of it. The following answers are not permitted: Communism.

Pian0Fr3ak: J E S U S CHRIST....

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Theoretical Physics: Discuss the possibility of Time Travel. You have 1 Hour starting...5 Hours ago

MsMage: XD

Pian0Fr3ak: Using all the knowledge you've learnt in class about the Titanic, describe in full detail what the fuck "Hocking a Lugie" means!

J0K3R: HAHAHA XD

YuNarukamami: Driving Theory Test Question 3: If your car begins to Hydroplane, what should you do? A) Reduce your speed and let the car decelerate B) Pump the brakes repeatedly C) Slam the brakes immediately or D) Do nothing and let the car become the plane it has always dreamed of being.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: God i'd kill to have a car that just randomly turned into a plane without my say

K1-B0: Um...why would you want that?

KirumiTOUHOU: The first living cells were probably what? No Miu, the answer is not "Lonely"

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE BEING CALLED OUT!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: FIRST MAKI NOW YOU!!!

KirumiTOUHOU: You are the most fun to pick on.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: saxeszxsdasfzx

J0K3R: WOW we're seeing new sides to everyone today.

PlainAsDay: Please give a brief explanation of the term "hard water", the following answers are accepted: Ice.

Sweetchi: As the titanic headed out to sea, what are the first things the captain said to the first officer? Was it A) Take her to sea Mr Murdock, let's stretch her legs B) Get away from the wheel you jerk I'm driving! C) Aw damn we all gon' die today! or D) Hee My bot Hee hoo my bot hee hoo haa ring bell tee hee.

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey! You stole my titanic one!

Sweetchi: How'd I steal it? I'm literally the last person to go, you said yours already

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeh but I wanted some originality dude!

Sweetchi: Blame the fact we're dating for our similar way of thinking.

Pian0Fr3ak: fair

Kiyo: Ok, so now I have to distribute points. I'm going to do it in terms of who I think gave the 10 best answers.

Kiyo: These are the results:

Kiyo: Gonta wins and gets 10 points

J0K3R: OH COME ON!

J0K3R: But also fair

K1-B0: GOod job Gonta ;)

ABugsLife: ;)

Kiyo: Kokichi gets 9 points, Miu gets 8, Shuichi gets 7, Rantaro gets 6 Tsumugi gets 5, Kirumi gets 4, Kaito gets 3, Angie gets 2 and Ryoma gets 1.

MsMage: I'm not upset or anything, but how did Ryoma's beat mine?

Kiyo: Because you rickrolled everyone.

MsMage: Oh ok thats fair.

Kiyo: That's the end of that round. The next topic is:

Kiyo: Unlikely lines from a blockbuster movie...

KirumiTOUHOU: Thesaurus: The movie: The film: The flick: The extended episode: The motion picture.

PlainAsDay: F U C K

Pian0Fr3ak: Kokichi: I have an army. Shuichi: We have a dumbass spaceman.

Sweetchi: Oh my god

J0K3R: WHICH 1 OF US IT TH AT CALLING OUT!?

Pian0Fr3ak: both of you

Sweetchi: We've created an amusement park full of DNA replicas of Gabe the Dog. Welcome, to Jurassic Bork.

K1-B0: OH!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Come on, why you gotaa play with our emotions like that?

Sweetchi: Sorry I had to make the joke

Sweetchi: We should hold a uelogy for Gabe the Dog

Pian0Fr3ak: Gabe the Dog died 3 years ago

PlainAsDay: Memes never die

J0K3R: Next year I'm setting a reminder for January 20th so we can commemorate Gabe the Dog's passing.

ABugsLife: Who is Gabe the Dog?

PlainAsDay: Oh man you don't know?

PlainAsDay: Hold on...

PlainAsDay: 

https://youtu.be/OLmKxHt6ewE

ABugsLife: How cute!

ABugsLife: Dog pass away?

J0K3R: Yeh

ABugsLife: No dog like this deserve death

PlainAsDay: AGREEEEED!!!

K1-B0: Well you know what they say?

K1-B0: All dogs go to heaven

PlainAsDay: But people take sounds of his barks and use it in remixes like this one...

PlainAsDay:

https://youtu.be/N6EvSd0ctCQ

KirumiTOUHOU: I would die for that dog.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He's kinda already dead, sadly

KirumiTOUHOU: I hope he's happy wherever he is.

Kiyo: Agreed.

Kiyo: Gundham Tanaka has his bark set as his text ringtone, and I swear he looks like he's going to cry whenever he hears it.

Sweetchi: Man that's sad

Sweetchi: But I guess he'd be used to animal deaths by now

HaruMaki: Gabe is a special case.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He REALLY is

Kiyo: Anyway, let's get back to the point.

Kiyo: Who's next?

J0K3R: "My name is Inigo MontOuma. You fucked my mother, and my father, and my sister, and my cousin, and my brother and my dog. Prepare to die." He said to the six-dicked man.

YuNarukamami: FUCKING HELL!

Pian0Fr3ak has kicked J0K3R from the group

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wow, no one's ever been kicked from the group before, I've kind of forgotten that's something you can actually do

Pian0Fr3ak: He needs to go sit in time out

Pian0Fr3ak: I'll add him back at the end of the round.

Bagpuss: My turn

Bagpuss: You may well be a Blade Runner Kokichi, but in this house we do not run with scissors

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Noice

ABugsLife: You see Mr Bond, you go undercover in opticians. For Four-eyes only.

PlainAsDay: Good one Gonta! High five!

ABugsLife: 

✋

PlainAsDay:

✋

ABugsLife: Tsumugi can't see, but Gonta just high five Gonta.

PlainAsDay: Kool beans

HaruMaki: Good god! The dead have rise-oh no wait it's just Nagito Komaeda...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: XD XD XD

YuNarukamami: "It was a creature with long hair that looked like tentacles or snakes. By just staring it in the eyes, he was frozen stiff and turned into a statue, never to move again..." "Medusa?" he asked "No," the man replied "Yasuhiro Hagakure"

Pian0Fr3ak: OMFG

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: HEll yeah!

Death2Degenerates: T R U T H

MsMage: Jack heard the letterbox flap and rushed excitedly to the door to see what had arrived. He looked down and saw that his new box of condoms had arrived. "Heeeeere's Johnny!" he said excitedly.

Sweetchi has kicked MsMage from the group

Death2Degenerates: HEY! BRING HER BACK YOU ASS!

Sweetchi: I'll add her back at the end of the round

Pian0Fr3ak: no more dick jokes or we'll delete yo asses, ok?

Death2Degenerates: Autocorrect the Movie: Art now in a cinema near yoo

Pian0Fr3ak: See? More like that please

AtuasWitness: There is an alien that has embedded itself in your stomach, but we can't get it out because that is gods will and we're all children of Jesus.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: HA AH XD

PlainAsDay: If you can dodge Tenko Chabashira running at 50 mph ready to punt your ass to the other side of Tokyo, then you can dodge a ball.

Death2Degenerates: ;)

K1-B0: Years, Lovers, Glasses of Wine and all the times I've seen a movie with Gary Busey in it. These are things that should never be counted.

Sweetchi: That might be the most savage thing you've ever said.

K1-B0: I try

HaruMaki: Kaito: When Ultimate Assassin Maki Harukawa steps in for her sick roommate to interview Ultimate Astronaut Kaito Momota for their campus paper, little does she realize the path her life will take. Kaito, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Maki, and she to him. Though sexually inexperienced, Maki plunges headlong into an affair -- and learns that Kaito's true sexual proclivities push the boundaries of pain and pleasure. It's 50 shades of fucked up.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: DiD HE DeADASS MAKE YOU TYpE THAT FOR HIM!?

HaruMaki: Yep. I don't really care though, I thought it was funny.

Sweetchi: She also didn't realise what she'd typed until she hit send

HaruMaki: DUDE!

Sweetchi: Kaito would be dead by now if he wasn't sick

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Jaws has spawned...It's BABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO DOO DOO!

YuNarukamami: MIU CMON

AtuasWitness: That was worse than Himiko's rickrool

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: U PEOPLE NEVER APPRECIATE ME

K1-B0: I appreciate you

ABugsLife: Gonta does too!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Aw thanks

Kiyo: Well that's the end of that round.

Kiyo: Add Kokichi and Himiko back so I do points

Sweetchi added J0K3R and MsMage to the group

J0K3R: Do not ever do that again

Sweetchi: Then don't be an idiot

MsMage: That's not a promise we can make

Kiyo: Anyhow

Kiyo: The winner with 10 points this round is...

Kiyo: Rantaro Amami.

YuNarukamami: Wait seriously

Sweetchi: Yeah I agree with that

J0K3R: What's a Yasuhiro? Never heard of one before

PlainAsDay: seriously, fuck that guy

Kiyo: Kaito gets 9 points, Kirumi gets 8 points, Shuichi gets 7, Keebo gets 6, Maki gets 5, Tsumugi gets 4, Miu gets 3, Angie gets 2 and Tenko gets 1.

MsMage: HOW DID MIU GET POINTS FOR BABY SHARK!?!?

Kiyo: Let's do one more round.

KirumiTOUHOU: Which is?

Kiyo: Unlikely chat-up lines

MsMage: Hm...Should have gone to spec-savers

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: HOL FCUK XDXDXD

Sweetchi: COngrats Himiko, you've redeemed yourself

Pian0Fr3ak: You did shit the last two times, but now you're ok

MsMage: I'm still not gonna win

Death2Degenerates: Have confidence!

MsMage: I can't im like the most unfunny person on this chat group

Death2Degenerates: Tenko loving will fix that!

Sweetchi: You've got a boyfriend? Well, I've got a maths test. Sorry? No I just thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.

MsMage: SEE! FUCKING SHUICHI Pulls that out of nowheere!

J0K3R: I'M GOnnA FUK ing DIE!" XD X,O

Pian0Fr3ak: And its that type of cheesiness that made me accept him.

Sweetchi: YOU confessed to ME

Pian0Fr3ak: Shhh

Sweetchi: DON'T SHUSH ME!

Bagpuss: Are you a Minecraft fence? Because I can't get over you

J0K3R: WHY ARE THESE SO GOOD HOLY FUCK!?

Bagpuss: ;)

HaruMaki: I'd say my approach to sex is like Shuichi Saihara's approach to anything. I go in hard and act all badass and then I break down when I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: OH MY FuCKING GOD!

Sweetchi: I am sitting...RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

HaruMaki: You sure are

ABugsLife: If Gonta were to ask you out on date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Pian0Fr3ak: I like my guys like I like...my girls...

PlainAsDay: Pretty fly for a bi girl

Death2Degenerates: YAY I AM GAY

Pian0Fr3ak: NICE TRY I AM BI

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh I see! So when you sit their seductively licking your lips its "sexy" but when I do it I'm "weird" and "creepy"

HaruMaki: Kaito: Hey feel my shirt. You know what it's made of? Boyfriend Material.

J0K3R: B A N N E D

MsMage: That was just bad

YuNarukamami: If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!

Sweetchi: Hell yeah!

KirumiTOUHOU: Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the "d" cause you'll get that later.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: WHAT THE FUUUUUUAAAACKKK!??!?!?!

J0K3R: K I R U M IIIIIIIII!!!!

KirumiTOUHOU: :)

Sweetchi: I did NOT expect that!

KirumiTOUHOU: I was a little worried, since that does not really work from a womans perspective.

KirumiTOUHOU: There is no "d" to give.

YuNarukamami: No one cares

J0K3R: OK, I have to top that...

J0K3R: I give up, take this

J0K3R: 

https://youtu.be/3uLTNm39M7I

Kiyo: That is acceptable

AtuasWitness: Roses are red, dates make you thinner, my friend gave my teacher the finger after she took his fidget spinner.

PlainAsDay: F I D G E T  S P I N N E R!!!

YuNarukamami: IN the course of 1 day, nay 1 HOUR, I've been rickrolled, Baby Shark'd and reminded that fidget spinners were a thing that existed!

Death2Degenerates: If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? While I cry on your shoulder, i'm lonley god dammit im so lonely

PlainAsDay: On the first date I like going dutch. I don't mean I like to split the bill, but I can do some really hot shit when I'm wearing nothing but clogs.

J0K3R: FUCKING HELL!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: TSUMUGI JsUS

K1-B0: Roses are Red, Violets are Red, the sky is Red, you're red, my eyes are bleeding. Help me.

Sweetchi: XD

J0K3R: XD

Kiyo: and that's the end of the game.

Bagpuss: Who gets the points and who wins

Kiyo: The winner of round 3, the final round is...

Kiyo: Well, it has to be Kirumi

J0K3R: RIGHTFULLY SO!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: YEH DID YOU EVEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT!?

Kiyo: 9 points for Maki, 8 points for Kokichi, 7 points for Himiko, 6 points for Shuichi, 5 for Rantaro, 4 for Kaede, 3 for Tsumugi, 2 for Angie and 1 for Miu.

Kiyo: Now let me tally up the points.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I wonder who won?

Bagpuss: Beats me, I wasn't counting.

Kiyo: Here we go...

Kiyo: IN joint last place with 1 point each, is Ryoma Hoshi and Tenko Chabashira

Bagpuss: Whatever

Death2Degenerates: At least I got one point. Better than nothing

AtuasWitness: I like that optimism

Kiyo: Second to last is Kaede AKamatsu with 4 points

Pian0Fr3ak: Aw man

Kiyo: Then, another tie. Angie and Keebo both have 6 points.

K1-B0: Good game

Kiyo: After that, Himiko Yumeno with 7 points

Death2Degenerates: SEE HIMIKO! You beat me by miles

MsMage: Hey guys, can I say something?

Sweetchi: yeh?

MsMage: I just want everyone to know that I really really really really-

MsMage: really really love Tenko Chabashira for being a really great, lovely and supportive gf, my life is so much better thanks to her she-

Death2Degenerates; AHH STOP!

J0K3R: That's the first time I've ever seen a real-time conversation in group chat

Kiyo: Gonta got 10 points

ABugsLife: ;)

Kiyo: Next we have a 3-way tie.

Kiyo: Miu, Kaito and Tsumugi all got 12 points.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I have no right to stand on the same podium as the Ultimate Memer

HaruMaki: Kaito said the same thing

PlainAsDay: ;)

Kiyo: Maki, you got 14 points and are in 5th place

HaruMaki: K

Kiyo: Kokichi is in 4th place with 17 points.

J0K3R: 4TH!? WHY AM I NOT FIRST! I'M THE MEME MACHINE!

Kiyo: Be that as it may, you're still 4th.

J0K3R: UUGHH!

Kiyo: 3rd place is Shuichi with 20 points

Sweetchi: I came 3rd!

J0K3R: How did SHuichi beat me!?

Kiyo: Second place is Rantaro with 21

YuNarukamami: Wait, I'm second? Then the winner is...

Kiyo: Kirumi Tojo with 22 points.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: JUST ONE!

KirumiTOUHOU: I WON!?

Pian0Fr3ak: GIVE THIS GAL A STANDING OVATION!

Sweetchi: and by that, you mean spam hearts?

Pian0Fr3ak: yes

Pian0Fr3ak: <3

Sweetchi: <3

HaruMaki: <3

K1-B0: <3

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: <3

PlainAsDay: <3

YuNarukamami: <3

J0K3R: <3

Kiyo: <3

ABugsLife: <3

Bagpuss: <3

MsMage: <3

AtuasWitness: <3

Death2Degenerates: <3

KirumiTOUHOU: (〃￣_￣〃ゞ

Writers Notes:

Mock the week is a show you wont understand in the US. Because as a reminder: I am from the UK.

Also, I wish everyone the best in the face of the Coronavirus panic. Kaito will be fine by the way in case anyone is worried. He may have died from the sickness in Danganronpa V3 but SPACE BOI ISNT DYING ON MY WATCH.

You'll just have to wait for the next chapter to see how things go from here.