Pian0Fr3ak: I'd like to just announce that I have just found both my new favourite anime and my new favourite dance...

PlainAsDay: Yeh?

Pian0Fr3ak: 

https://youtu.be/8-91y7BJ8QA

PlainAsDay: EIZOUKENNNNNN!!!

Pian0Fr3ak: U know it!?

PlainAsDay: I'm the ultimate weabu of course I do!

LOTS: did someone say eizouken!?

PlainAsDay: EYUP!

LOTS: ive always wanted to learn the moves but I cant without severely disappointing maki roll

HaruMaki: You do that by existing...

PlainAsDay! OW THE EDGE!

LOTS: you love me

HaruMaki: Your point?

J0K3R: Hey guys...

Pian0Fr3ak: Uh oh...

Pian0Fr3ak: that's the rare solemn hey guys from Kokichi, is something wrong?

J0K3R: Miu and me r running out of ways to prank togami

PlainAsDay: nooooooo

Pian0Fr3ak: u guys prank Byakuya?

Pian0Fr3ak: and if so, how the hell did you run out of ways? There's always ways to piss that guy off...

HaruMaki: He's like, pissed off 24/7

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I know but we've run dry on good ones

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: the best thing I can think of r/n is getting a nerf gun and shooting him when he walks through the door.

PlainAsDay: That's hilarious

Pian0Fr3ak: That's harassment

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I only wanna try it at least once.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: whos gonna stop me? Monokuma?

PlainAsDay: Monokuma would probably join you if that was the case

J0K3R: If he did, then the teachers would be powerless to stop us

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: then whats the fucking problem?

J0K3R: 1) I'd rather kill myself than willingly work with Monokuma

J0K3R: 2) Knowing Byakuya, he probably owns part of the police, and if so, they could come down on our ass so fast

J0K3R: and 3) Even if the above doesn't happen, Kirumi will definitely throw us both in a washing machine in she saw us do that.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fuck

PlainAsDay: Damn, the police is one thing

PlainAsDay: but getting your ass rekt by Maid Mom is another.

KirumiTOUHOU: I will let that comment slide simply because you've chosen to behave.

HaruMaki: Honestly, I'm pretty sure Kirumi could even take me in a fight.

HaruMaki: I don't know what kind of maid work she's done, but being an Ultimate, I don't think combat is out of the question, right?

KirumiTOUHOU: Right you are.

KirumiTOUHOU: Although thankfully, I haven't been forced to use those skills in a long time.

PlainAsDay: I bet both Kokichi and Miu have come close to breaking that rule

PlainAsDay: And maybe Kaito?

J0K3R: 2 true

J0K3R: I can tell when she looks at me all annoyed, that she's ready to throw hands.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: also, kaito wuld go down fighting

HaruMaki: Actually, last training session, Kaito got really heated and actually challenged Shuichi to a fist fight.

HaruMaki: No animosity of course

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: oh shit!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: did they actually do it?

HaruMaki: No, but Kaito kept talking about it even after Shuichi refused

MsMage: I'd place all my bets and money on Shuichi if that actually happened.

J0K3R: Hey Himiko! 

J0K3R: Also, you traitor??

MsMage: Wat!? Shuichi probably has some kind of fancy ass, whoopass detective martial arts or some shit.

KirumiTOUHOU: You're encouraged to learn martial arts if you join the police, and if you become a private investigator, then it's practically a necessity.

KirumiTOUHOU: Though he's in training, I don't doubt Shuichi would probably have underwent something like that.

PlainAsDay: dman...

PlainAsDay: Now I'm reconsidering titling Shuichi as "softboy"

MsMage: Surprise Kaede, your bf is buff as hell actually

Pian0Fr3ak: I wouldn't say buff, but fuck now I'm just imagining him beating down a bunch of thugs who've kidnapped me or something

Pian0Fr3ak: my romantic ass is messing with me right now

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: rip

HaruMaki: I really don't want to admit that Shuichi Saihara could probably kick my boyfriends as to next Thursday, but maybe you're right...

LOTS: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME!

LOTS: he wouldn't stand a fucking chance

J0K3R: Legend has it if you chant the spacemans name 3 times in a mirror, he'll appear on the other side and flip you off...

MsMage: lol

LOTS: himiko i cant fucking believe youd bet money on shuichi against me in a fistfight!

LOTS: were not friends anymore!

MsMage: That's fine, no more cute pufferfish memes for you

LOTS: fuck i take it back!

HaruMaki: If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't bet money against you in a fight

LOTS: aw thx

J0K3R: Naw, she probably doesn't want money so easily

LOTS: i-fucking...

LOTS: DO NONE OF YOU GUYS THINK I COULD ACTUALLY BEAT SHUICHI UP!?

Pian0Fr3ak: I wouldn't let you for a start

Pian0Fr3ak: and even if I wasn't a factor...I'm hoping not

J0K3R: Nu uh

MsMage: Nope

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fucking weak shit

HaruMaki: You don't have the emotional strength to punch Shuichi

LOTS: i punched Shuichi at the beginning of the first fucking year!

HaruMaki: That was to help him.

PlainAsDay: but now he'd go commando on your ass Kaito

KirumiTOUHOU: I have faith in your capabilities, Momota. If it makes you feel any better.

LOTS: oh my god THANK YOU KIRUMI!

KirumiTOUHOU: I am at your service.

LOTS: i can't believe the maid mom has more faith in my strength than my own fucking girlfrirnd!

Pian0Fr3ak: that's because she knows how soft hearted you really are

LOTS: fuck u

J0K3R: Look, Shuichi would suplex your ass

J0K3R: I've seen him do it

MsMage: Wait what?

HaruMaki: You've...seen Shuichi suplex someone?

LOTS: hes lying ignore him

J0K3R: Yeah im lying...kinda

J0K3R: Kaede can attest to it, right?

Pian0Fr3ak: ...

Pian0Fr3ak: HOLY FCUKC I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!

PlainAsDay: ABOUT WHAT!?

J0K3R: So what I said about me seeing Shuichi suplex someone was a lie...

J0K3R: *I* was the one who got suplexed

HaruMaki: Holy shit wat?

Pian0Fr3ak: Ok so back when Shuichi and I first started going out, the first time I kissed him on the cheek, he got all flustered and freaked out...

Pian0Fr3ak: then for some fucking random reason, he saw Kokichi, rushed up to him, and then FUCKING suplexed him and slammed his ass!

LOTS: holy shit!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: FAk I'm whEExinf!

J0K3R: yeah, I was pissed, but it was too awesome that I just forgot about it

PlainAsDay: Now I'm convinced that Shuichi could probably kick all our monkey asses!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Except Kirumi

PlainAsDay: Ok yeah, except Kirumi

HaruMaki: and me

PlainAsDay: Ok, except Kirumi and Maki...

PlainAsDay: Oh and probably Tenko

LOTS: tenko wouldnt fucking hesitate to slam shuichi

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah, shed do it and you wouldn't even have to pay her

MsMage; actually, Tenko told me that shes alright with Shuichi

Pian0Fr3ak: Rly?

MsMage: yeh

MsMage: I asked her if there was any guys that she would consider getting along with and she said "tbh prolyl Shuichi. hes the only non-degenerate male"

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but she'd still kick his ass if asked, rite?

MsMage: Oh hell yeah, that's my girl for you...

MsMage: also gonta

PlainAsDay: oh yeah

J0K3R: nah I actually think Shuichi stands a chance against Gonta

LOTS: HOW!? Gonta would break him like a fuking stick!

J0K3R: yeah, but if Shuichi doesn't insult bugs, Gonta wont even try to hit him back, and he could be worn down

PlainAsDay: That's a good point actually!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh, but at the same time, Gonta's a mass o' muscle, so Pooichi'd prolyl tire himself out before he made a dent in the big guy...

PlainAsDay: that's true too...

Sweetchi: Guys...

LOTS: FUCK HES HERE!

J0K3R: EVERYOEN RUN HES GONNA KICK OUR ASSSES!

Sweetchi: Gotta say...

Sweetchi: real fucking sweet of you all to treat my detective training like some kind of cockfight...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Holy shit he swore!

Pian0Fr3ak: that's how you know we fucked up!

Sweetchi: I SWEAR SOMETIMES!

KirumiTOUHOU: No you don't, you lost this argument before...

Sweetchi: Oh yeah...

Sweetchi: Anyway, let me make it absolutely clear that I have no intention of beating anyone up!

Sweetchi: Not Kaito, not Maki, not Kirumi, not Gonta, not Tenko, no one!

Pian0Fr3ak: k

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: k

HaruMaki: k

KirumiTOUHOU: Ok

LOTS: k

J0K3R: k

PlainAsDay: k

MsMage: That's a shame...I wanted to fight Shuichi...

PlainAsDay: Himiko, he's twice your size, he'd fucking kill you!

MsMage: not without a fight he wouldnt!

Pian0Fr3ak: Nobody's fighting Shuichi! You're scaring him, stahp!

Sweetchi: No, I'm ok, I promise...

Pian0Fr3ak: See!? He's terrified!

Sweetchi: ...I'm so done...

Writers Note:

Shuichi's just done

And so am I! I went on a collage trip today, absolutely exhausted myself, went to the gym this evening to boot and I stayed up till midnight writing this fucking chapter!

I'm going to bed, but before I do, I should announce that I now have both a Reddit and a Tumblr. On my Reddit I post random stuff, but mainly artwork and sprite edits. Here, this is something I made a short while ago...

and on my Tumblr, my main activity right now consists of me making fanmade Ultimate Talent Development Plan interactions that were never seen before, and they include the cast of the Danganronpa 3 anime, as well as characters from Danganronpa: Another Despair Academy and Super Danganronpa: Another 2 (SDRA2).

My Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Creepercraftguy

My Tumblr: https://creepercraftguy.tumblr.com/

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter regardless and I hope you're excited for the next one ;)