Sweetchi: Ok, so I've got some developments...

Sweetchi: Nagito just asked me to join a discord call, saying he wanted me in his discord...

Bagpuss: You got a call from Nagito Komaeda asking you to join a discord?

Pian0Fr3ak: You 2 huh?

Sweetchi: You too?!

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeh he wants me on whatever the fuck he's doing

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh hey

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: U fukers are talking again

ABugsLife: Gonta hear you two have argument recently...

ABugsLife: Please don't argue

Pian0Fr3ak: We weren't arguing sweetie, we just had a bit of a situation...

Pian0Fr3ak: And Shuichi solved it...very forcefully...

Sweetchi: Sorry...

Bagpuss: What happened?

Sweetchi: It's not important!

Sweetchi: Anyway, did anyone else get asked to join a discord by Nagito?

Sweetchi: Because tbh, I'm freaking out

Bagpuss: He is kinda weird and scary

HaruMaki: I did

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh really?

HaruMaki: I'm scared and annoyed at being asked, but even moreso when I imagine ignoring it

HaruMaki: So I accepted, but I have no idea why he asked me in the first place

Sweetchi: I have a pretty good idea...

Pian0Fr3ak: ?

Sweetchi: [J0K3R]

J0K3R: You call and I shall answer!

Sweetchi: Read the convo and then can I ask if you had any involvement?

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh yeh, u and Nagito r pretty buddi-buddi after all...

J0K3R: I have no idea what's going on

HaruMaki: Really?

J0K3R: It's a lie

HaruMaki: Fucking...knew it...

J0K3R: K, so I don't know if anyone knew this, but Nagito's got a gaming YouTube channel

J0K3R: He asked me if there was anyone I'd suggest he could play Scribble.io with, and I recommended Shuichi and Maki

HaruMaki: Why us specifically 

J0K3R: Because I figured you two would be the least qualified people to play Scribblio

Sweetchi: I'm not even surprised that's the reason...

Pian0Fr3ak: But wait, why am I part of it?

J0K3R: I really, honestly, 100% don't know, but if I had to guess

J0K3R: I think when he invited Shuichi he's like "Sure, I'll invite his girlfriend or whatever?"

J0K3R: And also Kaito Himbo-ta is an idiot and would ruin the fun

LOTS: TF DID U SAY!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Legend has it if you mention idiot in a mirror three times, Kaito Momota will appear and kick your ass to next monday

Bagpuss: I don't think Kaito being stupid has anything to do with it

Bagpuss: With Maki and Kaito, they can be quite independent and trustworthy, but with Kaede and Shuichi it's like "Buy them in one package, do not separate..."

Pian0Fr3ak: Sorry, I choked on my food

Bagpuss: You're welcome

Sweetchi: I mean, I guess I'm alright if we're just playing Scribblio

Sweetchi: I'll give Nagito a call...

Sweetchi: Ok, we're in

HaruMaki: Do you know who else is coming?

Sweetchi: As far as I'm aware, It's us 3, Nagito himself, Peko Pekoyama and Gundham Tanaka

ABugsLife: Oh boy! Gundham is coming!

HaruMaki: This just got a lot more intense

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey, at least Peko's going. I feel like you two'd connect

HaruMaki: Maybe

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hell Fucking YEEEEAAAAAAAH

Kiyo: You seem excited?

YuNarukamami: Wat happened?

K1-B0: It may be a little presumptuous of us to declare this now but...

K1-B0: Well...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: OPERATION TOKOMARU IS A FUCKING SUCCESS!

LOTS: wait RLY!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: YAH!

K1-B0: While I'm still controversial about how we did it, I suppose there wasn't really much of an option.

Kiyo: What did you do?

K1-B0: Komaru was invited to eat lunch with Makoto, Toko and Kyoko today, and Miu, as she often does, got a crazy idea and I decided to go through with it.

K1-B0: Essentially, she waited until the two started to move

K1-B0: and then she on purposefully started an argument with Toko, where she...well, I don't even know what happened

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No ok so

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I took a page out of Kokichi's book and told her a little white lie

J0K3R: I have trained you well young padawan

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Thank you for your gracious training Master Ouma

LOTS: you make it sound like Kokichi invented the concept of lying

Kiyo: In all honesty, I'd be willing to take that as fact.

YuNarukamami: Same tbh

YuNarukamami: Go on Miu

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I told her that I heard about a bunch of people in the reserve course who were huge fans of her books and that one of them had actually asked if she was single, and they said something about wanting to take her first kiss

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: She got disgusted and said that her lips are only Byakuyasswipes's and said she wouldn't be caught dead with a guy she didn't know

K1-B0: Miu then asked "Well, what if it was with a GIRL you DID know?" and she pointed at Komaru

K1-B0: Which made them turn to each other and blush

K1-B0: and then...well...I...

LOTS: im listening?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I got K1-B0 to shove them into each other

J0K3R: and they...connected?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yep!

LOTS: kinda wat i was expecting but thank god they finally fucking kissed

Kiyo: How charming and beautiful.

K1-B0: Yeah well, you weren't there when Toko fainted, turned into Genocide Jack and chased the both of us

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I don't know why you were so panicked, you do remember that Genocide Jack only kills handsome men, right?

K1-B0: You do realise you just backhandedly insulted right?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ?

K1-B0: Not only did you say I wasn't handsome, but you also didn't classify me as a man

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Keebo, Keebo, Keebo

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You're not a handsome man

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You're a hot hunk of metal that any machine loving woman would spoon

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Me particularly

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I fucking love you

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You are good

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: you matter

K1-B0: OK THAT'S ENOUGH!

K1-B0: Anymore and I'll explode!

LOTS: shes just saying she loves you and we love u too

K1-B0: Thank you

K1-B0: But whether our approach was forceful enough or not, I told Komaru that she and Toko should talk things out between them...after she regained consciousness of course...

LOTS: she passed out too?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yep

J0K3R: Oh that reminds me

J0K3R: Speaking of lesbians...

YuNarukamami: Yeh?

J0K3R: I know 2 lesbians...

MsMage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Death2Degenerates: KOKICHI I WILL RAP YOUR TINY RAT COCK OFF! I SWEAR TO ATUA!

AtuasWitness: pray

Death2Degenerates: NOT NOOOOW!!!

LOTS: a wild tenmiko appeared...literally

YuNarukamami: You know more than two lesbians

J0K3R: Yeh, I guess

J0K3R: But still, this thing happened with two gays I know

MsMage: Kokichi I will LITERALLY MURDER YOU!

Death2Degenerates: LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON YOU AREN'T DEAD IS BECAUSE YOU SNUCK AWAY LIKE THE FOUL LITTLE COCKROACH YOU ARE!

LOTS: wtf happened w/ u guys

YuNarukamami: My interests are piqued regardless

J0K3R: Ok, so I did a thing...

MsMage: Dude please, I'll pay you to stop!

J0K3R: I was gonna play a prank on Himiko and barge into her house while she wasn't expecting it and wake her up to see how she reacts

Death2Degenerates: DEGENERATE!

J0K3R: and lets just say that her bed seemed to be more than a little occupied...

LOTS: how tf did you even get into Himikos house?

YuNarukamami: THAT'S the part that confuses you!?

LOTS: yeh?

Death2Degenerates: HOE IMA COMING FOR YOUR FUCKING HEAD

MsMage: Kill me now

LOTS: yeh no i get what happened he walked in on the two of them sleeping together

LOTS: but...is that really weird?

MsMage: ?

LOTS: I mean theyre girlfriends and are dating rite?

LOTS: so is it really that strange to find them sleeping together

J0K3R: I don't really care, I just wanted a reaction, which I got in spades

Death2Degenerates: WHEERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"?">!?"?!

J0K3R: y the fuck would I tell you?

LOTS: tbh im a little jealous

Kiyo: Why? Have you never been able to coerce Maki into your quarters?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I hate how fucking professional Kiyo makes banging a girl sound

MsMage: WE WEREN'T BANGING!

J0K3R: That's true, they weren't

J0K3R: Pining tho? Yeh, totally.

LOTS: [Kiyo]  yeh but honestly ive never even tried

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: y not?

LOTS: because as her boyfriend i know this shit makes her uncomfortable and im also not a rapist so

K1-B0: Rapist isn't exactly the right word to use...

LOTS: i dont fucking care its still pressure

HaruMaki: Why for the love of god, do you always have to discuss this on the group chat?

LOTS: oh maki rolls back

LOTS: i dont really kno

HaruMaki: I trust everyone enough to mention this stuff its just...

HaruMaki: Still embarrasing

YuNarukamami: I feel you

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: btdubs, howd that gaming session w/ hopey mchopeface go?

HaruMaki:

https://youtu.be/iH-mcDwaTbY

J0K3R: Oh cool he uploaded it

AtuasWitness: Yeh id kick his ass in scribblio

MsMage: Fucking hell Angie

Death2Degenerates: WHERE ARE YOOUUU!

HaruMaki: What the hell?

Death2Degenerates: MAKI! JOIN MEEEEEE!

HaruMaki: in what?

Death2Degenerates: HUNTING DOWN AND KILLING THAT PISS-TAKING SHIT STICK CALLED KOKICHI OUMA!

HaruMaki: You don't gotta ask twice

Writers Note:

I literally have nothing to say about this, other than that I've got some stuff on Reddit you might want to try out

Link is below:
https://www.reddit.com/user/Creepercraftguy

See you next chapter and now you can chill with the gay