Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok so...we all love and respecc Yukizome

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but y the fuck did she think it was a good idea to put me, Keebo, Kaito and Kokichi in a group for the project?

LOTS: remind me wat it was 4 again?

K1-B0: It is for a Countries of the World celebration.

K1-B0: The whole school, minus the reserve course, will be creating projects to show off in their classes, and whoever wins gets some kind of prize.

K1-B0: The country we were given was Japan, which should be simple enough but...well...

LOTS: ah ok

LOTS: but ive got no ideas

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I can't believe im fucking asking this but...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: [J0K3R] Kokichi, we need you...

J0K3R: who hath summoneded thout?

LOTS: read the convo

J0K3R: ...

J0K3R: I got no fuking clue

J0K3R: I may be the leader of an evil org, but don't expect me to have all the anwers...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fuuuuuucking hell....!

LOTS: Its gonna be a long night...

MsMage: Just saw the convo from earlier

MsMage: #bigoof

J0K3R: Who are u in a group with again?

J0K3R: and wat r u doing?

MsMage: Me, Kirumi, Shuichi and Ryoma are doing Britain

MsMage: And we're making sock puppets in a presentation

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: That's fucking allowed?

Sweetchi: Apparently...

Sweetchi: I mean, if Kirumi's ok with it, it must pass muster, right?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess...

MsMage: oh btw

MsMage: [YuNarukamami] Rantaro, I need ur help telling me how to make sock puppets of british people

YuNarukamami: omw

J0K3R: any ideas yet Miu?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: nayh

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im a fucking inventor this shud be childs play 2 me, but It fucking sux ass...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: [K1-B0] [LOTS]

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: got anything boyos?

K1-B0: Unfortunately not 

Pian0Fr3ak: Here's an idea

Pian0Fr3ak: y not do a presentation in front of the class?

Pian0Fr3ak: like, a dance or something?

J0K3R: is Japan rly known for its dancing tho?

J0K3R: id be cool w/ it, its just...

LOTS: yo i just got back

LOTS: sry i got nothing...

J0K3R: fcking perfect...

J0K3R: guess I have to go back to listening to that one song on repeat...

Sweetchi: wat song? Rio?

J0K3R: no that was u

Sweetchi: oh yeh...

J0K3R: I've been listening to this rap song by some british dudes...

J0K3R:

https://youtu.be/XJQy_R9CYR4

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: y the fuck r u listening to Ed Sheeran?

J0K3R: hes my thinking song guy

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fair

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: this fucking song rules tho...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: let me think with it...

LOTS: oh

LOTS: holy shit guys!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: wat?

J0K3R: wat?

K1-B0: What?

LOTS: i just thought of something!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: how rare

J0K3R: dont hurt yourself

LOTS: DO U WANNA HEAR THIS OR NO!?

K1-B0: We're listening Kaito?

LOTS: so like...

LOTS: Miu u can rap rite?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh I guess?

J0K3R: and Keebo u can sing?

K1-B0: Yes?

LOTS: and Kokichi is a pretty dope dancer?

J0K3R: Of course

LOTS: wat if we like downloaded the instrumental of this song and redid the lyrics for the presentation?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

J0K3R: That is...

J0K3R: the fucking BEST thing uve ever said!

K1-B0: Let's do that!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Kaito Momota: He's an idiot but sometimes hes smart

Sweetchi: I can't believe it was Kaito who suggested this

LOTS: i have my moments

LOTS: but try dating someone as dope as Maki Harukawa and this is what happens 2 u

HaruMaki: How do I respond to that?

HaruMaki: But do you think this might be the reason why Yukizome put you three in a group together?

J0K3R: if so, then I really underestimated her

MsMage: So, I know this is like, primary school stuff, but...

MsMage: is it at all possible for girls to copulate?

Pian0Fr3ak: I mean...I really don't know...

Sweetchi: I'm pretty sure a lady can have a child via a sperm doner

Sweetchi: Wait, y are u even asking?

MsMage: ...

MsMage: ...no reason...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: If I didn't know better, id say shes about to have som nasty sex w/ Tenko

MsMage: I am NOT

MsMage: but we were talking about it...

MsMage: we're not gonna do it, we're just talking about wat it would be like

Pian0Fr3ak: that's...weird...

Sweetchi: Kaede, you've talked about weirder stuff to me before...

Pian0Fr3ak: so? We're dating?

Sweetchi: So r they

Pian0Fr3ak: ...oh yeah...

Sweetchi: Typical GF stuff Himiko, don't worry

MsMage: Thx man ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: How do u give a girl h*****b anyway?

Pian0Fr3ak: Why'd you censor that?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: cause Kirumi'll kill me if she sees it

Pian0Fr3ak: touche

Pian0Fra3k: to answer, Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Shake it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: AAESXFSSX

YuNarukamami: harder, better, faster, stronger

AtuasWitness: U put your left hand in, u pull your left hand out. you put your left hand in and u shake it all about

J0K3R: cha cha real smooth

MsMage: First of all, im pretty sure that's for a guy

MsMage: and second, none of u should ever touch a dick...

Pian0Fr3ak: So...I just saw a ring on Chiaki today...

PlainAsDay: A ring? What kind?

Pian0Fr3ak: A candy ring, wtf do you think?

PlainAsDay: I don't know that's why I asked!

Pian0Fr3ak: It really looked like a wedding ring

PlainAsDay: Thoght so!

Sweetchi: No way

YuNarukamami: No fuking way

Pian0Fr3ak: but...is that even legal?

YuNarukamami: Wat? To be married while in Highschool?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeh

Pian0Fr3ak: oh wait...

Pian0Fr3ak: [Kiyo] Hey Ultimate Anthropologist? What's the legal age to be married in Japan?

Kiyo: At present, people must be 20 years old to marry without parental permission; with parental permission, men can marry from 18, and girls can marry as young as 16.

PlainAsDay: So...if there's permission from parents, she's allowed?

Kiyo: Yes.

Kiyo: And even so, you could always consider the ring as a promise to be wed when they are old enough.

Sweetchi: Yeh, that's true...

YuNarukamami: Anyhow, back to the topic at hand

YuNarukamami: who has the honour of being married to a real gamer gurl?

Sweetchi: Didn't someone say she was in love with Hajime Hinata?

PlainAsDay: I mean I ship it and am p sure they're dating, but a promise to be married? Didn't expect that 0_0!

Kiyo: I mean, we aren't even certain it is a wedding ring. It could just be a normal ring.

YuNarukamami: Sure, but Chiaki Nanami isn't the type to wear fancy jewelry

PlainAsDay: Maybe we could ask them?

Sweetchi: Tsumugi, think about what you say before you say it please?

Sweetchi: There is no way either of them are going to admit to that

Pian0Fr3ak: Chiaki might?

Sweetchi: Yeh you know what, you're right...

Sweetchi: Still...I don't know...

PlainAsDay: Well, we need to get to the bottom of this!

Pian0Fr3ak: Thing is, I haven't seen a matching ring on Hajime yet...

Sweetchi: But he's smart, he'd know where to hide one

Kiyo: Here's a suggestion...

Kiyo: Would it at all be possible to hide one away in his shirt chest pocket?

Kiyo: He does not wear his blazer casually after all.

PlainAsDay: [MsMage] Do u think u can use a spell to set Hajime Hinata's shirt on fire!?

Pian0Fr3ak: WTF TSUMUGI!? XD

MsMage: ...

MsMage: wtf is your problem?

MsMage: Im not doing that

PlainAsDay: oh...

PlainAsDay: [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐] Do u think u can use an invention to set Hajime Hinata's shirt on fire!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: FUCK YES!

K1-B0: Miu! Don't do that! Please?

K1-B0: Besides, we still need to work on the project, remember?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh rite

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ttyl then

MsMage: We're not lighting a reserve course student on fire...

Pian0Fr3ak: Good to know someone elses future partner isn't completely insane...

MsMage: Future partner?

MsMage: Sry, whats this conversation about?

Sweetchi: You could just read it...

MsMage: Oh yeh, ur right...

MsMage: ...

MsMage: Chiaki's married?

MsMage: Who has the honour of being married to a meme?

YuNarukamami: We thought it was Hajime Hinata from the reserve course, so we wanted to check

YuNarukamami: which led to where we are now, w/ Tsumugi wanting to set Hajime on fire...

MsMage: So...we had Operation Naegiri, then Operation Tokomaru...

MsMage: What now?

Pian0Fr3ak: Operation Hinanami!

Sweetchi: It never ceases to amaze me how you come up with these names so quickly

Pian0Fr3ak: No, ive had them written down for a while

Pian0Fr3ak: I have a lot of ships

Sweetchi: Not even surprised...

HaruMaki: Can I just say...

HaruMaki: that that turned out FAR better than I thought

HaruMaki: I honestly thought you were all going to make total fools of yourselves

J0K3R: It's like you have...NO faith in us!

HaruMaki: I had faith you were all going to make total fools of yourselves

J0K3R: Makiiiiiii...

Sweetchi: I'm impressed you were able to make such a good presentation guys! The way you changed the lyrics to the song was done really well!

LOTS: aw thx bro!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im a fucking rap god, you can say it, its alright

K1-B0: Oh, by the way...

K1-B0: I've just been reading back through the chat, and I don't think we need to worry about finding out who Nanami is paired with...

Sweetchi: Wow, Operation Hinanami didn't last as long as I expected it to...

PlainAsDay: AAXRXS What did u C!

K1-B0: A few days ago, I went to the store to buy 3 boxes of Magnum Ice Cream.

HaruMaki: Y the fuck did you buy three boxes of Magnum Ice Creams?

K1-B0: I refuse to share my reasons...

K1-B0: But regardless, while there, I saw Hinata wearing quite casual clothes...

J0K3R: Did u take a pic?

K1-B0: Why the hell would I take a pic?

K1-B0: That's literally stalking?

J0K3R: Fair point...

K1-B0: But I saw Nanami appear from the side and she had the same aforementioned ring on her hand.

K1-B0: She said something to Hinata, and he showed her a matching ring that was on his hand.

PlainAsDay: HOly FCuK I WAs RIGHT!?!?!

Sweetchi: Oh my god, that's adorable

J0K3R: That's a better love story than Twilight

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ANY-FUCKING-THING is a better love story that motherfucking twilight!

Writers Note:

Komahina can die in a fire

I'm just gonna say that. I will allow the ship to exist, but I fucking hate it, it makes no sense, and shouldn't exist despite it's popularity. Hinanami all the god damn way. (I tolerate Saiouma, but you can clearly tell I appreciate Saimatsu more)

By the by, do you remember how several chapters ago I was hinting at how I was in the process of creating a Danganronpa Original Character? Well...I actually finished it! And here it is...

It needs work, but I'm proud of it. I think this has to be one of the best artworks I've ever made. I also made this to go alongside it.

Just in case you want some juicy lore, Kuripa Kurafto (A pun on my profile name for pretty much everything) is the Ultimate Animator and one of the two protagonists of a fan project I'm working on, "Danganronpa: Belief in Lies" The reason he's the Ultimate Animator, is because I am a collage student who is currently studying a 3D Animation and Game Design course. Perhaps one day if I ever feel the spur to do so, I will write down the belief in lies story down and upload it here on Wattpad? Who knows? Don't get your hopes up for it, it was just a suggestion. I'm not going to stop making characters though, in fact, below I have a list of all the characters that I intend to make. Whether you'll see them or not really depends

Kuripa Kurafto (Ultimate Animator)

Uchui Porosen (Ultimate Theoretical Physicist)

Kotoko Kurafto (Ultimate Ballerina)

Satoshi Fankyoku (Ultimate DJ)

Kusugiri Hamadges (Ultimate Comedian)

Hanta Craduel (Ultimate Gunsmith)

Wado Bunpo (Ultimate Lexicographer)

Hamidori (Hami) Seiketsu (Ultimate Lumberjack

Naoya Koroshima (Ultimate EMT)

Kibin Hatsudoki (Ulitmate Survivor)

Komato Inega (Ultimate ???)

Cupa Bushinu (Ultimate Demolition Expert)

Eje Karma (Ultimate Stuntman)

Ella Tsuiseki (Ultimate Ghost Hunter)

Ani Kororu (Ultimate Ice Skater)

Matta Gyalusetsu (Ultimate Time Traveller)

Heiwa Masuyoshi (Ultimate Superhero)

Anyway, let's not focus on my cheesy OC's and focus on the real Ultimates. This chapter is over, but it marks the beginning of a new one, in which I hope to see you there ;)