Chapter 18: A whole lotta gay

LOTS: can i just be the first person to ask...

LOTS: what the fuk happened in the hallway today? 

LOTS: i could swear i heard mius voice

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I object!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: there were no witnesses

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I was framed the fuck out of!

K1-B0: Miu, sweetheart...

K1-B0: We literally all recognised your voice from the floor above.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: (◣_◢)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I blame society...

LOTS: of course u do...

Sweetchi: but like...

Sweetchi: what even happened?

KirumiTOUHOU: Miu got into a fight with Toko Fukawa from the other class in the hallway.

KirumiTOUHOU: I don't believe either of them were hurt, and it didn't break out into violence, but some of the things the two of them yelled were...concerning...to put lightly...

YuNarukamami: Oh...yeah, I can picture that...

LOTS: stuff like what?

Sweetchi: don't ask...

LOTS: i...just did...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Just so we're clear, I wanted nothing to do with it either...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that doormat bitch knows nothing about vulgar kinks

KirumiTOUHOU: I believe Miu started it by commenting on Toko's scent, and it escalated from there.

KirumiTOUHOU: I had to break them up.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and I've been in the worst possible mood ever since...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: GET LAID YOU WHORE!

KirumiTOUHOU: Miu!

Sweetchi: Don't say that to US! What can we do about it?!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care either...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: actually...now that you say that...

LOTS: oh god what have we done?

KirumiTOUHOU: Do I need to interfere again Miu?

KirumiTOUHOU: I don't care how much you have against Fukawa-san. I will not allow you to do her any harm!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What do u think I'm gonan do? Beat her to death!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No...I'll tell you what Ima do...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: whether I have to use an invention to do it or not, ima get that bitch hooked up with Komaru Naegi!

YuNarukamami: Why would-!?

YuNarukamami: ...wait...

YuNarukamami: youre helping her get a girl? how is that revenge?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Toko's always going on and off about Byakuyasshole, so all I gotta do is remove him from her mind entirely!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Mwahaha! Its the perfect revenge!

KirumiTOUHOU: I am fully supportive of this idea.

Sweetchi: Huh?

LOTS: wtf?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wait seriously?

KirumiTOUHOU: As much respect I have for Togami-kun, I can't deny that his actions towards her are bad for Fukawa-sans health, and her apparent obsession with him certainly doesn't do him any favours.

KirumiTOUHOU: In a way, you would be helping her, alongside getting the revenge you seek.

K1-B0: When you put it that way, I suppose it makes sense...

K1-B0: Although, what reason do you have for choosing Makoto's sister?

K1-B0: Are they friends?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: besties apparently

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but a little dicky bird told me once that Komaru seemed quite head over heels for her...

LOTS: was that dicky bird called Kokichi?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: no it was called Teruteru

LOTS: ok seriously r u 2 friends or not?

LOTS: cant really tell anymore...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: We're not friends, we're pals in perversion

YuNarukamami: What is that? Your crime fighting duo name?

YuNarukamami: like Henry Danger and Captain Man?

LOTS: Rantaro y the fuck did u compare it to a disney chanel show?

YuNarukamami: don't judge me

LOTS: im judging u so hard r/n

Sweetchi: well anyway, good luck with that Miu, its all on you

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hold the fuck up! What do you mean!?

Sweetchi: what it sounds like?

KirumiTOUHOU: This is your fight, not ours...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: UUUURRGH!

K1-B0: Do not fear Miu. While I doubt I'll be much help, I'll aid you in this endeavour.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: u sure?

K1-B0: Of course! I shall do whatever I can to ensure, Toko's, Komaru's and, of course, your own happiness ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: u know...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I don't think a single day goes by where I'm regretful that I started dating you

K1-B0: Is that a compliment or an insult?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: A compliment! Duh-Doy!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm saying I fucking love the shit out of you!

K1-B0: Oh...

K1-B0: ...thank you...



Pian0Fr3ak: Do any of ya'll ever take a moment to appreciate just how much of a gift from god Himiko is?

Kiyo: Every time I see her to be entirely honest.

LOTS: same

AtuasWitness: But of course!

Sweetchi: [Kiyo] Same

K1-B0: Yes

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fuck yeh

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But I'm way hotter than she is, and yet you never tell me shit like that Kaediot.

Pian0Fr3ak: Miu, sweety, let me just make one thing clear...

Pian0Fr3ak: you're my best friend, but you are also, considerately, not nearly as adorable as Himiko

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: dude I'm...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm your best friend?

Pian0Fr3ak: Of course!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I...I...

K1-B0: Why is Miu blushing like a ripe tomato with the most wholesome smile on her face that I've ever seen?

Pian0Fr3ak: I'm sending her my love ;)

K1-B0: Good, she needs more of it.

LOTS: #DedicatedBF

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Anyway, back to the matter at hand...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: r u trying to say that because you couldn't get a bestie like Himiko, you lowered your standards, and is now stuck with me?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh, no, wait, it's the other way around, huh? ;D

Pian0Fr3ak: Hm...suddenly feeling kinda attacked...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ;)

Kiyo: If it is any consolation, I think the both of you hold a considerable beauty...deep down...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I like and don't like that deep down part

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But u know what? I'll take it...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: thx Kiyo 

Pian0Fr3ak: yeh thx

Kiyo: You are very welcome.

Pian0Fr3ak: You know I love and appreciate u tho Miu, rite?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fucking...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: same...

Sweetchi: Aw X)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shut your hole Pooichi!

Death2Degenerates: Hold up a fucking second!?

Death2Degenerates: Are ya'll really appreciating Himiko without moi!?

LOTS: we figured youd show

Kiyo: Yes indeed. Were your "Himiko senses" tingling?

Death2Degenerates: Fuck off you degenerates!

J0K3R: You know something Tenko?

J0K3R: I think you should do something about your very obvious crush on Himiko...

J0K3R: because it'll make Miu feel even worse when she realises all her friends are dating hot or cute people and she's stuck with a toaster oven

K1-B0: Who are you calling a toaster oven!

J0K3R: You

J0K3R: I'm calling you a toaster oven

Death2Degenerates: It's not obvious I'm subtle!

Pian0Fr3ak: Tenko, you don't know the meaning of subtle...

Death2Degenerates: Just fucking...DON't talk about this shit on the chat! WTF she's in it!

MsMage: Who's on the chat?

AtuasWitness: NoBODy!

Sweetchi: Oops

Pian0Fr3ak: Oops

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oops

LOTS: oops

Kiyo: Oops

K1-B0: Oops

J0K3R: Oops

AtuasWitness:

https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ANgIe Holy Fuck!

MsMage: ...

Death2Degenerates: Himiko, 4 the love of god, don't read the convo

MsMage: I was gonna see it at some point

MsMage: and...it's ok dude, I kinda already knew

MsMage: I know you think you're coming off as just friendly, but you really aren't subuttle at all, in or out of conversation

Death2Degenerates: well now I just wanna crawl into a bin and die...

MsMage: It's ok dude, I won't hold it on you...

LOTS: i dont think ive ever seen someone get friendzoned so hard before

Sweetchi: Same

Kiyo: Agreed.

K1-B0: Same.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: same

Pian0Fr3ak: Same

AtuasWitness: Same



(Angie and Himiko's private chat)

MsMage: Hey, Angie?

AtuasWitness: Yes Himiko?

MsMage: I...need to talk to you about something...

MsMage: youre the only person I can talk to about this...

AtuasWitness: Oho? It sounds rather serious?

AtuasWitness: Are you sure you're alright leaving this in my hands?

MsMage: you're the only other person whos legitimately close to me and Tenko...

AtuasWitness: Ah, I see...

AtuasWitness: It is about earlier, no?

MsMage: Yeh...

MsMage: I know I can seem kinda distant from Tenko

MsMage: like, her presence itself gets on my nerves...

MsMage: but the thing is, the reason I act that way is because I feel like I'm too close already...

MsMage: I can't help but get the feeling that one day im gonna lose her and...I won't be able to fight back against the despair...

MsMage: I just...

AtuasWitness: Just what?

MsMage: Under no circumstances are you to tell her this but...

MsMage; I really, really like her...

MsMage: not just as a friend...

MsMage: but I can't just fucking say that to her!

MsMage: if anyone ever dared think about hurting her tho, I'd use my magic to make them choke on their own tongue!

AtuasWitness: That is a surprisingly dark use of magic...

MsMage: for her safety, it's worth it...

MsMage: but...I feel now, after all this time...

MsMage: that I may have been taking the wrong approach to this...

AtuasWitness: How so?

MsMage: the more distance I put between me and tenko, the more I feel like she's beginning to avoid me...actually im kinda sure of that...

MsMage: I thought for a while that she didn't like me and...I feel the way I acted back there just made it worse...

MsMage: I don't wanna keep things going this way if its this awkward...

MsMage: I'm sure u know this but...I can be a little difficult sometimes...

MsMage: what should I do?

AtuasWitness: I have just allowed Atua to listen in on this conversation, and he has returned with his wisdom

MsMage: Ok, I'll trust Atua for a moment...

AtuasWitness: Hes telling me that Tenko hasn't really changed

AtuasWitness: since shes quite distant from most males and even some females, she's always preferred her me time...

AtuasWitness: the one who's changed is you in actuality.

AtuasWitness: Its not that Tenko has become less aware of your presence, as it is you've become more aware of hers

AtuasWitness: the fact you were able to notice her feelings for you is proof that you're thinking differently, no?

AtuasWitness: Only you can answer your own questions in this case...So think carefully...

MsMage: ...

MsMage: thanks Angie...

MsMage: its getting late, so I should probably log off now...

AtuasWitness: Atua will watch over you in your sleep, to ensure you remain safe

MsMage: sounds kinda stalkerish, but I'll take it

MsMage: gdnight...



(Angie and Tenko's private chat)

AtuasWitness: Oh Tenko?

Death2Degenerates: Angie, wtf are u doing up?

Death2Degenerates: its 5 past midnight...

AtuasWitness:

Death2Degenerates: ...what...?

AtuasWitness: Courtesy of a conversation Himiko and I had just a few moments ago...

Death2Degenerates: I...

Death2Degenerates: is this true!?

AtuasWitness: Yes!

AtuasWitness: You're in love with her and she very obviously feels the same way, so go get some my girl!

Death2Degenerates: R-Right!

Death2Degenerates: wait...what if she gets annoyed at me waking her up!?

AtuasWitness: Who cares!? Just tell her it was my fault!

AtuasWitness: its not really a lie either

Death2Degenerates: Angie, I can't thank you enough for this!

AtuasWitness: #AcceptHerFeelings



MsMage: #FUCKINGHELPME!

Pian0Fr3ak: What is it? And did you really just use a hashtag to say it?

MsMage: Yes!

MsMage: I was laying in bed, not sleeping, I had something on my mind, when suddenly theres a fucking pounding on the door!

MsMage: I think somoenes trying to break in!

Pian0Fr3ak: What?!

Sweetchi: Are you ok Himiko!?

MsMage: I am at the moment...

MsMage: but I'm scared...

ABugsLife: Gonta nearby! Gonta come and help Himiko!

MsMage: Aw Gonta, you're the best! ( ^o^)

AtuasWitness: Hold on a moment Gonta

AtuasWitness: I believe this is a false alarm

Pian0Fr3ak: False alarm?

AtuasWitness: Yes

AtuasWitness: It is probably Tenko coming to accept Himiko's feelings ;)

Pian0Fr3ak: eh?

Sweetchi: what?

ABugsLife: Huh?

MsMage: wait...

MsMage: You didn't...?

AtuasWitness: 。^‿^。

MsMage: omg I HAAATE you!

MsMage: Fuking...Im gonna let her in...

PlainAsDay: What was that all about?

LOTS: yeh i just got back and saw this

HaruMaki: What's going on?

AtuasWitness: just...

AtuasWitness: be prepared to have another couple in our classroom by tomorrow...



MsMage: holy shit

MsMage: u guyz...

ABugsLife: AH! Himiko OK!

MsMage: yeh im fine, thx for worrying about me

LOTS: we will literally always worry dude

LOTS: so wat happened

MsMage: It was tenko at the door

MsMage: and u kno all those implications shes made in the past?

MsMage: she threw it all out the fucking window and confessed to me, face to face...

PlainAsDay: OMFG!

J0K3R: Holy shit! R u 2 girlfriends yet!?

MsMage: Well, I wanted to deny it but...

MsMage: Tenko showed a pic of a conversation I'd had with Angie where I'd talked about my feelings...

MsMage: which btw FUCK YOU ANGIE!

AtuasWitness: ⌐■-■

Sweetchi: I mean...don't take this the wrong way Himiko...

Sweetchi: but its not only Tenko who's obvious...

MsMage: nyeeeh!?

HaruMaki: Yeah, we've all noticed how much you like her back...

Pian0Fr3ak: I knew that, even if you don't show it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Anyone with a pair of fucking eyes can see u 2 shacking up...

MsMage: well now I just wanna crawl into a bin and die...

Death2Degenerates: ☉_☉

MsMage: wat now?

Death2Degenerates: That's exactly what I said earlier (。◕‿◕。)!

MsMage: ...

MsMage: shit ur right...

AtuasWitness: HIMIKO ACCEPT HER FEELINGS YOU GAY IDIOT!

MsMage: awright! u don't have to shout at me!

Death2Degenerates: she already did that 

Death2Degenerates: and now I have a gf ;)

J0K3R: Sweet!

LOTS: awesome guys! 

Sweetchi: Congratulations!

Pian0Fr3ak: At last!

PlainAsDay: Congrats! Congrats!

HaruMaki; You two bring out both the best AND the worst in eachother...so I imagine you having a strong relationship...Sorry, I'm not good at this kind of thing...

Death2Degenerates: I appreciate it regardless!

Bagpuss: You've still got a ways to go...but I wish u luck

ABugsLife: Gonta...so happy for you!

YuNarukamami: how nice...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So...I got a question...

MsMage: I know what it is and I refuse to answer

MsMage: mainly because I have no fucking clue either...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damnit...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: well, keebo and I r happy for u

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: he's sitting next to me r/n trying to process it...

Kiyo: He cannot handle the adorableness.

Kiyo: Also, congratulations you two. 

KirumiTOUHOU: I approve of this healthy relationship.

AtuasWitness: I know you're mad, but don't deny I did you a favour ;)

MsMage: I mean...I AM pissed that you shared private messages

MsMage: but it worked out in the end, so...thx



Pian0Fr3ak: Oh by the way!

Pian0Fr3ak: all this talk of gay couples has just reminded me...

Pian0Fr3ak: [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐] Miu! How's operation TokoMaru coming along?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Operation what the fuck?

Pian0Fr3ak: u know? U said you were gonna try and get Komaru and Toko together, right?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh THAT!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeh, Keebo and me r working on it, but we kinda hit a roadblock...

PlainAsDay: What's that?

K1-B0: It turns out there is already a domesticity element to their relationship.

Pian0Fr3ak: Dome-what?

K1-B0: Put simply...

K1-B0: The two of them already live together...in the same building...

PlainAsDay:...Holy shit...?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: it's like...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Toko lives in an apartment that she rented out like a year ago...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and its kinda close to both hopes peak and the school Komaru goes to

K1-B0: Apparently, one day, Toko proposed Komaru move in with her, since she has space for a roommate.

K1-B0: And supposedly after a lot of deliberating, Komaru said yes...

Pian0Fr3ak: Jesus...the fucking balls on Komaru Naegi...

PlainAsDay: yeah...

PlainAsDay: I mean...isn't Toko part writer part serial killer too?

PlainAsDay: you gotta have some guts to share a home with a literal serial killer!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that just proves how fucking dense that chick is...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: if she hasn't realised how gay she is for that spectacled slut, then she seriously needs a pep talk...




Writers Note:

Finally! Tenmiko! (and a bit of Tokomaru)

Before I end this chapter I need to make one thing clear, and that is that I know that Tenmiko is not a canonical ship. Many people think it's legit, and I DO think it's possible Tenko might be a lesbian, but I'm aware that the chances are high that the game designers never intended to make Himiko and Tenko a couple. However, remember that the large majority of ships in any franchise are non canon, and just because 2 of the 4 main ones in this story (Saimatsu and Kaimaki) are, that doesn't apply for the other two (Kiiruma and Tenmiko) or any other ship here for that matter, including Naegiri, which I made a chapter about earlier in the story, and Tokomaru, which I discussed in this very chapter.

I just like this ship and want to show my appreciation for it, and this is how I choose to go about it. Anyway, with that aside, I hope to see you in the next chapter when I decide to write it. This one took a long time, because my brain went dead with ideas and had to postpone it a little bit until I popped a good one, so...see you later?

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