Chapter 18: A whole lotta gay
LOTS: can i just be the first person to ask...
LOTS: what the fuk happened in the hallway today?
LOTS: i could swear i heard mius voice
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I object!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: there were no witnesses
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I was framed the fuck out of!
K1-B0: Miu, sweetheart...
K1-B0: We literally all recognised your voice from the floor above.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: (◣_◢)
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I blame society...
LOTS: of course u do...
Sweetchi: but like...
Sweetchi: what even happened?
KirumiTOUHOU: Miu got into a fight with Toko Fukawa from the other class in the hallway.
KirumiTOUHOU: I don't believe either of them were hurt, and it didn't break out into violence, but some of the things the two of them yelled were...concerning...to put lightly...
YuNarukamami: Oh...yeah, I can picture that...
LOTS: stuff like what?
Sweetchi: don't ask...
LOTS: i...just did...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Just so we're clear, I wanted nothing to do with it either...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that doormat bitch knows nothing about vulgar kinks
KirumiTOUHOU: I believe Miu started it by commenting on Toko's scent, and it escalated from there.
KirumiTOUHOU: I had to break them up.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and I've been in the worst possible mood ever since...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: GET LAID YOU WHORE!
KirumiTOUHOU: Miu!
Sweetchi: Don't say that to US! What can we do about it?!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care either...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: actually...now that you say that...
LOTS: oh god what have we done?
KirumiTOUHOU: Do I need to interfere again Miu?
KirumiTOUHOU: I don't care how much you have against Fukawa-san. I will not allow you to do her any harm!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What do u think I'm gonan do? Beat her to death!?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No...I'll tell you what Ima do...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: whether I have to use an invention to do it or not, ima get that bitch hooked up with Komaru Naegi!
YuNarukamami: Why would-!?
YuNarukamami: ...wait...
YuNarukamami: youre helping her get a girl? how is that revenge?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Toko's always going on and off about Byakuyasshole, so all I gotta do is remove him from her mind entirely!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Mwahaha! Its the perfect revenge!
KirumiTOUHOU: I am fully supportive of this idea.
Sweetchi: Huh?
LOTS: wtf?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wait seriously?
KirumiTOUHOU: As much respect I have for Togami-kun, I can't deny that his actions towards her are bad for Fukawa-sans health, and her apparent obsession with him certainly doesn't do him any favours.
KirumiTOUHOU: In a way, you would be helping her, alongside getting the revenge you seek.
K1-B0: When you put it that way, I suppose it makes sense...
K1-B0: Although, what reason do you have for choosing Makoto's sister?
K1-B0: Are they friends?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: besties apparently
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but a little dicky bird told me once that Komaru seemed quite head over heels for her...
LOTS: was that dicky bird called Kokichi?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: no it was called Teruteru
LOTS: ok seriously r u 2 friends or not?
LOTS: cant really tell anymore...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: We're not friends, we're pals in perversion
YuNarukamami: What is that? Your crime fighting duo name?
YuNarukamami: like Henry Danger and Captain Man?
LOTS: Rantaro y the fuck did u compare it to a disney chanel show?
YuNarukamami: don't judge me
LOTS: im judging u so hard r/n
Sweetchi: well anyway, good luck with that Miu, its all on you
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hold the fuck up! What do you mean!?
Sweetchi: what it sounds like?
KirumiTOUHOU: This is your fight, not ours...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: UUUURRGH!
K1-B0: Do not fear Miu. While I doubt I'll be much help, I'll aid you in this endeavour.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: u sure?
K1-B0: Of course! I shall do whatever I can to ensure, Toko's, Komaru's and, of course, your own happiness ;)
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: u know...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I don't think a single day goes by where I'm regretful that I started dating you
K1-B0: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: A compliment! Duh-Doy!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm saying I fucking love the shit out of you!
K1-B0: Oh...
K1-B0: ...thank you...
Pian0Fr3ak: Do any of ya'll ever take a moment to appreciate just how much of a gift from god Himiko is?
Kiyo: Every time I see her to be entirely honest.
LOTS: same
AtuasWitness: But of course!
Sweetchi: [Kiyo] Same
K1-B0: Yes
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fuck yeh
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But I'm way hotter than she is, and yet you never tell me shit like that Kaediot.
Pian0Fr3ak: Miu, sweety, let me just make one thing clear...
Pian0Fr3ak: you're my best friend, but you are also, considerately, not nearly as adorable as Himiko
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: dude I'm...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm your best friend?
Pian0Fr3ak: Of course!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I...I...
K1-B0: Why is Miu blushing like a ripe tomato with the most wholesome smile on her face that I've ever seen?
Pian0Fr3ak: I'm sending her my love ;)
K1-B0: Good, she needs more of it.
LOTS: #DedicatedBF
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Anyway, back to the matter at hand...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: r u trying to say that because you couldn't get a bestie like Himiko, you lowered your standards, and is now stuck with me?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh, no, wait, it's the other way around, huh? ;D
Pian0Fr3ak: Hm...suddenly feeling kinda attacked...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ;)
Kiyo: If it is any consolation, I think the both of you hold a considerable beauty...deep down...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I like and don't like that deep down part
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But u know what? I'll take it...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: thx Kiyo
Pian0Fr3ak: yeh thx
Kiyo: You are very welcome.
Pian0Fr3ak: You know I love and appreciate u tho Miu, rite?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fucking...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: same...
Sweetchi: Aw X)
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shut your hole Pooichi!
Death2Degenerates: Hold up a fucking second!?
Death2Degenerates: Are ya'll really appreciating Himiko without moi!?
LOTS: we figured youd show
Kiyo: Yes indeed. Were your "Himiko senses" tingling?
Death2Degenerates: Fuck off you degenerates!
J0K3R: You know something Tenko?
J0K3R: I think you should do something about your very obvious crush on Himiko...
J0K3R: because it'll make Miu feel even worse when she realises all her friends are dating hot or cute people and she's stuck with a toaster oven
K1-B0: Who are you calling a toaster oven!
J0K3R: You
J0K3R: I'm calling you a toaster oven
Death2Degenerates: It's not obvious I'm subtle!
Pian0Fr3ak: Tenko, you don't know the meaning of subtle...
Death2Degenerates: Just fucking...DON't talk about this shit on the chat! WTF she's in it!
MsMage: Who's on the chat?
AtuasWitness: NoBODy!
Sweetchi: Oops
Pian0Fr3ak: Oops
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oops
LOTS: oops
Kiyo: Oops
K1-B0: Oops
J0K3R: Oops
AtuasWitness:
https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ANgIe Holy Fuck!
MsMage: ...
Death2Degenerates: Himiko, 4 the love of god, don't read the convo
MsMage: I was gonna see it at some point
MsMage: and...it's ok dude, I kinda already knew
MsMage: I know you think you're coming off as just friendly, but you really aren't subuttle at all, in or out of conversation
Death2Degenerates: well now I just wanna crawl into a bin and die...
MsMage: It's ok dude, I won't hold it on you...
LOTS: i dont think ive ever seen someone get friendzoned so hard before
Sweetchi: Same
Kiyo: Agreed.
K1-B0: Same.
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: same
Pian0Fr3ak: Same
AtuasWitness: Same
(Angie and Himiko's private chat)
MsMage: Hey, Angie?
AtuasWitness: Yes Himiko?
MsMage: I...need to talk to you about something...
MsMage: youre the only person I can talk to about this...
AtuasWitness: Oho? It sounds rather serious?
AtuasWitness: Are you sure you're alright leaving this in my hands?
MsMage: you're the only other person whos legitimately close to me and Tenko...
AtuasWitness: Ah, I see...
AtuasWitness: It is about earlier, no?
MsMage: Yeh...
MsMage: I know I can seem kinda distant from Tenko
MsMage: like, her presence itself gets on my nerves...
MsMage: but the thing is, the reason I act that way is because I feel like I'm too close already...
MsMage: I can't help but get the feeling that one day im gonna lose her and...I won't be able to fight back against the despair...
MsMage: I just...
AtuasWitness: Just what?
MsMage: Under no circumstances are you to tell her this but...
MsMage; I really, really like her...
MsMage: not just as a friend...
MsMage: but I can't just fucking say that to her!
MsMage: if anyone ever dared think about hurting her tho, I'd use my magic to make them choke on their own tongue!
AtuasWitness: That is a surprisingly dark use of magic...
MsMage: for her safety, it's worth it...
MsMage: but...I feel now, after all this time...
MsMage: that I may have been taking the wrong approach to this...
AtuasWitness: How so?
MsMage: the more distance I put between me and tenko, the more I feel like she's beginning to avoid me...actually im kinda sure of that...
MsMage: I thought for a while that she didn't like me and...I feel the way I acted back there just made it worse...
MsMage: I don't wanna keep things going this way if its this awkward...
MsMage: I'm sure u know this but...I can be a little difficult sometimes...
MsMage: what should I do?
AtuasWitness: I have just allowed Atua to listen in on this conversation, and he has returned with his wisdom
MsMage: Ok, I'll trust Atua for a moment...
AtuasWitness: Hes telling me that Tenko hasn't really changed
AtuasWitness: since shes quite distant from most males and even some females, she's always preferred her me time...
AtuasWitness: the one who's changed is you in actuality.
AtuasWitness: Its not that Tenko has become less aware of your presence, as it is you've become more aware of hers
AtuasWitness: the fact you were able to notice her feelings for you is proof that you're thinking differently, no?
AtuasWitness: Only you can answer your own questions in this case...So think carefully...
MsMage: ...
MsMage: thanks Angie...
MsMage: its getting late, so I should probably log off now...
AtuasWitness: Atua will watch over you in your sleep, to ensure you remain safe
MsMage: sounds kinda stalkerish, but I'll take it
MsMage: gdnight...
(Angie and Tenko's private chat)
AtuasWitness: Oh Tenko?
Death2Degenerates: Angie, wtf are u doing up?
Death2Degenerates: its 5 past midnight...
AtuasWitness:
Death2Degenerates: ...what...?
AtuasWitness: Courtesy of a conversation Himiko and I had just a few moments ago...
Death2Degenerates: I...
Death2Degenerates: is this true!?
AtuasWitness: Yes!
AtuasWitness: You're in love with her and she very obviously feels the same way, so go get some my girl!
Death2Degenerates: R-Right!
Death2Degenerates: wait...what if she gets annoyed at me waking her up!?
AtuasWitness: Who cares!? Just tell her it was my fault!
AtuasWitness: its not really a lie either
Death2Degenerates: Angie, I can't thank you enough for this!
AtuasWitness: #AcceptHerFeelings
MsMage: #FUCKINGHELPME!
Pian0Fr3ak: What is it? And did you really just use a hashtag to say it?
MsMage: Yes!
MsMage: I was laying in bed, not sleeping, I had something on my mind, when suddenly theres a fucking pounding on the door!
MsMage: I think somoenes trying to break in!
Pian0Fr3ak: What?!
Sweetchi: Are you ok Himiko!?
MsMage: I am at the moment...
MsMage: but I'm scared...
ABugsLife: Gonta nearby! Gonta come and help Himiko!
MsMage: Aw Gonta, you're the best! ( ^o^)
AtuasWitness: Hold on a moment Gonta
AtuasWitness: I believe this is a false alarm
Pian0Fr3ak: False alarm?
AtuasWitness: Yes
AtuasWitness: It is probably Tenko coming to accept Himiko's feelings ;)
Pian0Fr3ak: eh?
Sweetchi: what?
ABugsLife: Huh?
MsMage: wait...
MsMage: You didn't...?
AtuasWitness: 。^‿^。
MsMage: omg I HAAATE you!
MsMage: Fuking...Im gonna let her in...
PlainAsDay: What was that all about?
LOTS: yeh i just got back and saw this
HaruMaki: What's going on?
AtuasWitness: just...
AtuasWitness: be prepared to have another couple in our classroom by tomorrow...
MsMage: holy shit
MsMage: u guyz...
ABugsLife: AH! Himiko OK!
MsMage: yeh im fine, thx for worrying about me
LOTS: we will literally always worry dude
LOTS: so wat happened
MsMage: It was tenko at the door
MsMage: and u kno all those implications shes made in the past?
MsMage: she threw it all out the fucking window and confessed to me, face to face...
PlainAsDay: OMFG!
J0K3R: Holy shit! R u 2 girlfriends yet!?
MsMage: Well, I wanted to deny it but...
MsMage: Tenko showed a pic of a conversation I'd had with Angie where I'd talked about my feelings...
MsMage: which btw FUCK YOU ANGIE!
AtuasWitness: ⌐■-■
Sweetchi: I mean...don't take this the wrong way Himiko...
Sweetchi: but its not only Tenko who's obvious...
MsMage: nyeeeh!?
HaruMaki: Yeah, we've all noticed how much you like her back...
Pian0Fr3ak: I knew that, even if you don't show it
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Anyone with a pair of fucking eyes can see u 2 shacking up...
MsMage: well now I just wanna crawl into a bin and die...
Death2Degenerates: ☉_☉
MsMage: wat now?
Death2Degenerates: That's exactly what I said earlier (。◕‿◕。)!
MsMage: ...
MsMage: shit ur right...
AtuasWitness: HIMIKO ACCEPT HER FEELINGS YOU GAY IDIOT!
MsMage: awright! u don't have to shout at me!
Death2Degenerates: she already did that
Death2Degenerates: and now I have a gf ;)
J0K3R: Sweet!
LOTS: awesome guys!
Sweetchi: Congratulations!
Pian0Fr3ak: At last!
PlainAsDay: Congrats! Congrats!
HaruMaki; You two bring out both the best AND the worst in eachother...so I imagine you having a strong relationship...Sorry, I'm not good at this kind of thing...
Death2Degenerates: I appreciate it regardless!
Bagpuss: You've still got a ways to go...but I wish u luck
ABugsLife: Gonta...so happy for you!
YuNarukamami: how nice...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So...I got a question...
MsMage: I know what it is and I refuse to answer
MsMage: mainly because I have no fucking clue either...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damnit...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: well, keebo and I r happy for u
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: he's sitting next to me r/n trying to process it...
Kiyo: He cannot handle the adorableness.
Kiyo: Also, congratulations you two.
KirumiTOUHOU: I approve of this healthy relationship.
AtuasWitness: I know you're mad, but don't deny I did you a favour ;)
MsMage: I mean...I AM pissed that you shared private messages
MsMage: but it worked out in the end, so...thx
Pian0Fr3ak: Oh by the way!
Pian0Fr3ak: all this talk of gay couples has just reminded me...
Pian0Fr3ak: [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐] Miu! How's operation TokoMaru coming along?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Operation what the fuck?
Pian0Fr3ak: u know? U said you were gonna try and get Komaru and Toko together, right?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh THAT!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeh, Keebo and me r working on it, but we kinda hit a roadblock...
PlainAsDay: What's that?
K1-B0: It turns out there is already a domesticity element to their relationship.
Pian0Fr3ak: Dome-what?
K1-B0: Put simply...
K1-B0: The two of them already live together...in the same building...
PlainAsDay:...Holy shit...?
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: it's like...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Toko lives in an apartment that she rented out like a year ago...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and its kinda close to both hopes peak and the school Komaru goes to
K1-B0: Apparently, one day, Toko proposed Komaru move in with her, since she has space for a roommate.
K1-B0: And supposedly after a lot of deliberating, Komaru said yes...
Pian0Fr3ak: Jesus...the fucking balls on Komaru Naegi...
PlainAsDay: yeah...
PlainAsDay: I mean...isn't Toko part writer part serial killer too?
PlainAsDay: you gotta have some guts to share a home with a literal serial killer!
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that just proves how fucking dense that chick is...
Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: if she hasn't realised how gay she is for that spectacled slut, then she seriously needs a pep talk...
Writers Note:
Finally! Tenmiko! (and a bit of Tokomaru)
Before I end this chapter I need to make one thing clear, and that is that I know that Tenmiko is not a canonical ship. Many people think it's legit, and I DO think it's possible Tenko might be a lesbian, but I'm aware that the chances are high that the game designers never intended to make Himiko and Tenko a couple. However, remember that the large majority of ships in any franchise are non canon, and just because 2 of the 4 main ones in this story (Saimatsu and Kaimaki) are, that doesn't apply for the other two (Kiiruma and Tenmiko) or any other ship here for that matter, including Naegiri, which I made a chapter about earlier in the story, and Tokomaru, which I discussed in this very chapter.
I just like this ship and want to show my appreciation for it, and this is how I choose to go about it. Anyway, with that aside, I hope to see you in the next chapter when I decide to write it. This one took a long time, because my brain went dead with ideas and had to postpone it a little bit until I popped a good one, so...see you later?
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