Sweetchi: Guys!

Sweetchi: omg GUYZ!?

Sweetchi: Whos here to hear this marvel!?

LOTS: what is it my dude?

HaruMaki: You seem excited for some reason?

Pian0Fr3ak: Wat is it bb?

Sweetchi: I just witnessed the cutest godamn thing!

PlainAsDay: omg wat?

Sweetchi: awright, so basically...

Sweetchi: Me and Kyoko were talking about detective stuff and crap and we were walking down the hallway

HaruMaki: Kyoko as in...Kyoko Kirigiri?

Sweetchi: yeah, who else?

HaruMaki: Just checking...

Sweetchi: so we were walking and we passed Leon Kuwata and Kazuichi Soda sitting together and moping

LOTS: wat is it this time?

Sweetchi: They were saying things like "I'm tired of being single!" "I want a girlfriend!" "Or a boyfriend!" "Or both!"

Sweetchi: You know, typical Leon/Kazuichi stuff?

Pian0Fr3ak: yup

PlainAsDay: keep going...?

Sweetchi: now we were still talking, but they were distracting us like crazy, and Kyoko was getting real annoyed...

Sweetchi: so I went up to them and said "You two really should stop being so overdramatic"

Sweetchi: but they got antsy and Leon was like "You have no right to say anything on the matter Saihara!"

Sweetchi: and Kazuichi added "Yeah! You're dating one of the prettiest girls in the school! Its easy for you!"

Pian0Fr3ak: Im honoured Soda thinks of me that way

Sweetchi: same

Sweetchi: but HERES the kicker...

LOTS: omg wat is it?

Sweetchi: Kazuichi suddenly said "between you and Taka dating the handsome dude, I don't know who lucked out more!" 

Sweetchi: The very SECOND he said that, Kyoko wheeled round and said "Hold it! Since when were Ishimaru and Naegi dating!?"

Sweetchi: and after a long heavy silence I just said "he meant Mondo Oowada..."

Sweetchi: and Kyoko just went "oh..." and ran away blushing!

PlainAsDay: OH FUUUUCK!?!?!

HaruMaki: Aw ;)

LOTS: holy shit thats adorable!

Pian0Fr3ak: wait, what does this mean tho?!

PlainAsDay: isn't it obvious!?

PlainAsDay: Stoic, badass waifu Kyoko Kirigiri has a crush!

PlainAsDay: on her classes resident ball of bad luck no less ;D

Pian0Fr3ak: you think Leon's gonna tell Makoto about this?

Sweetchi: I asked both him and Kazuichi not to and they agreed

Sweetchi: but they made a good point that Kyoko probably isn't gonna confess by herself...

LOTS: then y dont we help her?

Sweetchi: ?

LOTS: if kyoko cant muster up the courage to tell Makoto face to face why dont we set em up or something? 

LOTS: or is that wishful thinking or some shit?

Pian0Fr3ak: No that's a great idea Kaito!

Pian0Fr3ak: Shuichi! What do u think?

Sweetchi: I'm down with this...

Sweetchi: but how do we go about it?

Pian0Fr3ak: We need to meet up and discuss!

Pian0Fr3ak: where should we meet?

PlainAsDay: Come to my house! I want in on this too!

LOTS: sounds good!

LOTS: u in on this Maki Roll?

HaruMaki: Sorry, count me out...

HaruMaki: I would help, but I have plans today

HaruMaki: but give me a call if you need advice, I'll be ready whenever

LOTS: ok sure thing ;)

Pian0Fr3ak: Mission Naegiri is underway!

Sweetchi: Mission Naegiri? Is that what we're calling it?

PlainAsDay: may as well ;)

MsMage: u know something I've noticed?

K1-B0: What's that?

MsMage: I walked in on Kiyo, Kirumi and Gonta all sitting on the common area sofa together...

MsMage: Kiyo was reading, Kirumi was sewing and I think Gonta was playing Yo-Kai Watch...

MsMage: don't u think they're all kind of intimidating when they're sitting together like that, all quiet like?

K1-B0: What?

MsMage: sorry im doing a crap job at explaining it

MsMage: Its like...

MsMage: youre the schools resident loser and you're walking down the hall and you have to pass the group of cool kids...

MsMage: and you don't say anything and they won't say anything to you, but you KNOW they'll be judging everything you do?

AtuasWitness: Have you been watching old American cartoons again?

MsMage: ...maybe...?

Death2Degenerates: Sparring with Maki Harukawa is... 

Death2Degenerates: ...

MsMage: is what?

Death2Degenerates: an experience...

AtuasWitness: Did she beat the motherloving shit out of you?

MsMage: Angie, don't say it like that...

MsMage: shes rite tho, did she?

HaruMaki: ;)

Death2Degenerates: I'm...

HaruMaki: No, we were actually pretty evenly matched

AtuasWitness: Sounds to me like you beat the shit out of her

HaruMaki: Not like Sakura did in the very least...

Death2Degenerates: PLEASE don't bring that up I'm officially scarred!

MsMage: Sakura's with you r/n?

HaruMaki: Yeh

HaruMaki: we're at the official girls fight club meet

MsMage: That's a thing?

HaruMaki: it is now

HaruMaki: me and Tenko are here with Sakura Ogami, Akane Owari, Peko Pekoyama, Nekomaru Nidai and Mukuro Ikusaba

AtuasWitness: there are a lot of strong girls in this school now that I think about it...

MsMage: wait Nekomaru's with u two? How come he's part of the club

HaruMaki: Technically he isn't...

HaruMaki: but Akane invited him and when they're not sparring, he's punching a sandbag in the corner and/or giving us advice

Death2Degenerates: usually I wouldn't allow a degenerate male to join the club

Death2Degenerates: but I'm alright with Nekomaru being around, since I respect the dude...

HaruMaki: Same

AtuasWitness: Same

MsMage: Same

AtuasWitness: By the way, how is Mission Naegiri coming along?

HaruMaki: I haven't heard from Kaito yet, so I assume they're doing ok?

MsMage: tbh I'm still surprised that Kyoko did something like that...

AtuasWitness: like what?

MsMage: fuck up like that and reveal her secret

Death2Degenerates: Same honestly

Death2Degenerates: but even though I hate men, I ALSO think Kyoko needs a boyfriend...

Death2Degenerates: or girlfriend, but she seems to have her sights set already

HaruMaki: She deserves several boyfriends for all the shit people make her put up with at this fucking school...

MsMage; agreed

Death2Degenerates: same

AtuasWitness: amen

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fuck you Keebo...

K1-B0: What for?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: for making me feel warm and happy...

K1-B0: Aw...

J0K3R: Aww!

Kiyo: Aw?

J0K3R: Yeah! Aww that's cute!

Kiyo: But...Miu just said fuck you to Keebo. What exactly are we happy about?

J0K3R: Allow me to educate you, my dear Kiyo

J0K3R: "Fuck you for making me feel warm and happy" is Miu for "I love you <3"

Kiyo: I see.

Kiyo: In that case...Aw...

J0K3R: ;)

Sweetchi: Mission Naegiri is complete

Pian0Fr3ak: it was a victory for us!

MsMage: rly? good fukn job!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What happened?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I mean like...what did you do?

Pian0Fr3ak: Alright so...

Pian0Fr3ak: Shuichi and I approached Kyoko about it and told her our plan and originally she wanted our heads...

Pian0Fr3ak: but eventually we got her to buck up and confess to Makoto

PlainAsDay: They met up in a hallway and things got kinda emotional, w/ Makoto complimenting her and her getting antsy about it...

PlainAsDay: but then she asked him out and he got all flustered...

Pian0Fr3ak: but he said yeah and she came to where we were hiding and pumped her fist

Pian0Fr3ak: like she'd just one a game of soccer or something....

LOTS: so they agreed to meet in the evening...

LOTS: and Shuichi and i helped Makoto get ready

Sweetchi: and Kaede and Tsumugi did the same for Kyoko

Sweetchi: then we got them to meet and let them go off on their date...

Sweetchi: then I asked Kyoko over chat if things were going ok after the date was over and she came back and showered me with happy stuff

Sweetchi: Which means it went well

Sweetchi: and now, she and Makoto are officially dating ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Good fucking job guys!

MsMage: Same!

Pian0Fr3ak: Aw thanks

PlainAsDay: As long as Makoto and Kyoko are happy, I think we can call this a victory!

Writers Note: 

Naegiri is my Danganronpa 1 OTP and I will gladly defend it against the haters. I like a lot of Danganronpa pairings, and this is one of my favourites, which is why writing this fic is so refreshing for me because I get to experiment with the different ideas in the fandom.

I don't really have much else to say about this chapter other than the fact I was really looking forward to writing it for a while. As I am the next chapter, but (spoilers) its because its all about my boy Gonta, whom I love, so I'm excited

And I hope you are to for the next chapter ;)