YuNarukamami: yo guys

YuNarukamami: the girls and I did a thing...

Aristocat: whats that?

YuNarukamami: Well, you know how I'm quite the beautician so to speak?

Sweetchi: I think Kaede mentioned that to me once...

YuNarukamami: the girls came to me with an idea and...I helped them with it...

K1-B0: What did you do?

YuNarukamami:

Sweetchi: did you...

Sweetchi: Change about their hairstyles?

YuNarukamami: Yep

YuNarukamami: some of them look really good actually...

Aristocat: Same...

Sweetchi: Same...

K1-B0: Same...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've been thinking...

J0K3R: don't hurt yourself ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: FucKing...!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wahtever!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: U know how earlier Rantaro was swapping our hairstyles and shit?

LOTS: yeh?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I remember him struggling about that one shitty part of Kaede's hair that wouldn't fucking stay down

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and then I remembered Shuichi has one too...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But like...whats the fucking point of it?

Pian0Fr3ak: There isn't a point, its just there...

Pian0Fr3ak: the curse of the ahoge

LOTS: ahoge??

Pian0Fr3ak: That's what its called

YuNarukamami: yeh its annoying, it wont stay down no matter how hard I try to pat it...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: But like...its gotta be there for a reason rite?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: what can u use it as a whip or something?

J0K3R: afdcdfdzsrcesd!!??

Pian0Fr3ak: No! It's not a whip!

Pian0Fr3ak: Its a fucking strand of hair!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I only ask cause I asked Keebo about his and he said he didn't really know why it was there...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: so I was thinking it was like a hidden sword or satellite or something...

YuNarukamami: I'm sure its not that complicated...

PlainAsDay: omg...I just thought of something amazing...

Pian0Fr3ak: do tell?

PlainAsDay: What if like...

PlainAsDay: Shuichi and Keebo's ahoge's could transform into swords...

PlainAsDay: and they had a duel with them!?!

Pian0Fr3ak: Omf!?

Pian0Fr3ak: what the hell is wrong with u?

J0K3R: "Keeboi! I challenge thy humanity to with a duelst to the deathst!"

PlainAsDay: "I can compute this request! Beep Boop!"

Sweetchi: What the hell is going on...?

K1-B0: I am not sure.

K1-B0: but the topic seems to be our hairstyles...

K1-B0: and...fighting with them...

Sweetchi: ...

LOTS: what if like...

LOTS: k u know the game getting over it?

LOTS: wat if like...kaede was the dude in the pot

LOTS: and she used her ahoge to pull herself about?

PlainAsDay: That's fucking hilarious!

Pian0Fr3ak: one small strand of hair caused THIS much chaos...

Sweetchi: true

K1-B0: True.

J0K3R: Hey!

J0K3R: U know that ahoge fight thing we were talking about earlier?

Sweetchi: oh god...

J0K3R: We talked about how they could fight...

J0K3R: But I realised we never suggested whod win...

PlainAsDay: oh yeah I guess...

J0K3R: So...

J0K3R: I talked to Chiaki Nanami about it...

J0K3R: and she made a stat chart...

LOTS: she did what?

J0K3R: She took the ahoge's of everyone who had one...

J0K3R: and gave them battle stats.

Pian0Fr3ak: r u fucking serious Kokichi?

J0K3R: yeh

PlainAsDay: So? Whatdyou get?

J0K3R: So I asked her who out of Shuichi, Keeboi and Kaede would have the best stats

J0K3R: but then she was like "Why don't I do one for Makoto and Hajime too?"

LOTS: omfg!

J0K3R: And I was like... "YAAS!"

J0K3R: So...here's what we ended up with...

J0K3R: Makoto's got Attack: 3, Defence: 5, Speed: 1.

LOTS: so...hes slower but with good defence...

PlainAsDay: A tank!

K1-B0: Why is this happening?

Sweetchi: I don't know >I(

J0K3R: Hajime has Attack: 3, Defence: 4, Speed: 3.

J0K3R: He's about the same, but faster and with a little less defence

J0K3R: As for Shuichi, he has an Attack and Defence of 2 and a Speed of 5.

PlainAsDay: So hes the fastest, but with little physical power...

Pian0Fr3ak: I hate how professional they're being about this...

J0K3R: Kaede has Attack: 3, Defence: 2 and Speed: 4

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Good Speed, Little Defence

J0K3R: and according to her, Keebo has max stats all around, cause hes a robot...

PlainAsDay: fair

LOTS: fair

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: fair

Pian0Fr3ak: ...

Sweetchi: ...

K1-B0: ...

Sweetchi: You know?

Sweetchi: we may as well make a gang at this point...

LOTS: like...an ahoge squad?

Sweetchi: Yeh

Sweetchi: Kaede, Keebo?

Pian0Fr3ak: I mean...

Pian0Fr3ak: its gotten THIS far...

K1-B0: Agreed...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: like, Shuichi, Kaede and Keebo start a street gang and get Makoto and Hajime to join...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but instead of knifes they stab people with their sharp ahoges?

LOTS: aedxaszsfxcs!?!

PlainAsDay: I'm fucking weezihin!

J0K3R: this is the best thing to ever grace this chat group!

Pian0Fr3ak: fucks sake...

Aristocat: Do you ever get that feeling when you buy some video game in your life...

Aristocat: and you play it and finish it and its like...

Aristocat: that was fucking terrible...

Aristocat: that's me r/n

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What happened?

Aristocat: So I was just planning on playing video games or whatever...

Aristocat: and I picked up these two games at a yard sale called Trixie in Toyland and Ninja Bread Man...

PlainAsDay: Can't say I've heard of those games before...

PlainAsDay: who are they by?

Aristocat: both're by Data Design Interactive...

Aristocat: and I picked em both up for like 100 yen

LOTS: thats real cheap wtf?

Aristocat: so I picked em up and played them both

Aristocat: they both suck...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shame...

Aristocat: but thats not the problem.

Aristocat: not only are they by the same people...

Aristocat: but I noticed the box art looked kinda similar...

Aristocat: and when I played it, I noticed something...

PlainAsDay: What...?

Aristocat: they are fucking reskins of eachother...

LOTS: r u for real?!

Aristocat: trust me, I wish I wasn't...

Aristocat: but from the style of the mechanics, to the design, they are the exact same fucking game...

PlainAsDay: That's a fucking joke!

Aristocat: truth

Aristocrat: It's kinda like...

Aristocat: if they remade the original Sonic the Hedgehog, but made it so Sonic runs while on liquid meds...

Aristocat: then it would be Tonic the Hedgehog

LOTS: T ONIC HE HEDGEHOG

LOTS: IM FUCKN YELLING!

J0K3R: u know like, hes apparently the fastest thing alive

J0K3R: but Eggman outruns him?

PlainAsDay: Ironic the Hedgehog ;)

Aristocat: what have I done?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: great things

Aristocat: No...I birthed the devil...

J0K3R: Demonic the Hedgehog ;)

Aristocat: :,(

Aristocat: Fine...

Aristocat: what if he was a builder?

PlainAsDay: ? 

YuNarukamami: Architectonic the Hedgehog?

Aristocat: yep

Aristocat: Im embracing my mistakes...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: what if he was in fnaf?

LOTS: huh?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Animatronic the Hedgehog ;)

LOTS: oh god! XD

KirumiTOUHOU: He runs and causes Earthquakes...

KirumiTOUHOU: He is Tectonic the Hedgehog...

PlainAsDay: Kirumi 2 WTF!?

LOTS: 

https://youtu.be/tlL4Kw6jOMc

J0K3R: Our lord and saviour is here!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What the fuck is this?

LOTS: harmonic the hedgehog

Aristocat: Same

PlainAsDay: Same

KirumiTOUHOU: Same.

J0K3R: same

YuNarukamami: Same

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Same