Pian0Fr3ak: Shuichi?

Pian0Fr3ak: Hey, Shuichi, are you awake?

Sweetchi: I am now...

Sweetchi: Kaede, what are you doing up?

Sweetchi: It's...1:00 in the morning...

Pian0Fr3ak: Actually...

Pian0Fr3ak: more accurately it's 1:47

Sweetchi: Yes, but it's still too early.

Sweetchi: Why are you up?

Pian0Fr3ak: Is it such a bad thing that I want to text my boyfriend first chance I get in the morning?

Sweetchi: I...

Pian0Fre3ak: ;)

Sweetchi: I guess it doesn't matter, I was up anyway...

Pian0Fr3ak: Then you have no right to complain!

Sweetchi: I do

Sweetchi: Because a lack of sleep isn't healthy and I would very much rather me get sick than my loved ones...

Pian0Fr3ak: I feel the same way, so there!

Pian0Fre3ak: But what are you doing up in the first place?

Sweetchi: I had something on my mind, so I couldn't get to sleep

Sweetchi: Eventually, I gave up, and now I'm just playing Pokemon on my old 3DS

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh? What version?

Sweetchi: Crystal

Sweetchi: They re-released it for 3DS remember?

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh, right! That's like...old school Pokemon...

Sweetchi: Nothing beats the old gameboy games

Sweetchi: But more importantly, you need something?

Pian0Fr3ak: If you're willing to listen that is

Sweetchi: Well, I kinda have to now...

Pian0Fr3ak: Soz...

Pian0Fr3ak: But also not, since I needed to tell you now in case I forget later

Pian0Fr3ak: But I was thinking of making a group chat for our class. Like, one where we can talk about stuff together?

Sweetchi: Don't we already have one?

Pian0Fr3ak: You mean Kirumi's chat?

Pian0Fr3ak: That doesn't count, since that's specifically for schoolwork. I'm moreso talking about a chat where we aren't limited to just that.

Pian0Fr3ak: I know she hasn't said anything, but I think Kirumi is beginning to get real sick of us spamming that chat full on nonsense

Sweetchi: Oh, yeah I get it now

Sweetchi: That's a pretty great idea Kaede

Pian0Fr3ak: Did you expect any less?

Sweetchi: Kinda?

Pian0Fr3ak: How dare! (╯°□°）

Sweetchi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pian0Fr3ak: Anyway, I wanted to let you know about it beforehand

Pian0Fr3ak: You're like, the guy I go to when I need a second opinion

Sweetchi: You want to hear my opinion?

Sweetchi: Then I think you should get some rest!

Pian0Fr3ak: How can I sleep?

Pian0Fr3ak: You're already the boy of my dreams!

Sweetchi: K-Kaede...

Sweetchi: Please, be serious!

Pian0Fr3ak: I am serious!

Pian0Fr3ak: But ok, if you insist...

Pian0Fr3ak: Goodnight my detective prince ;)

Sweetchi: Goodnight...

Pian0Fr3ak added Sweetchi, PlainAsDay, K1-B0, HaruMaki, Aristocat, MsMage, Death2Degenerates, Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐, Kiyo, LOTS, KirumiTojo, ABugsLife and AtuasWitness to the group.

Pian0Fr3ak: Welcome to the salty spitoon, how gay are ya?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: the fuck is this?

PlainByDay: A party...it seems...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: really? fucken sweet!

AtuasWitness: Has the day finally come where we have all gathered to pay our gratitude to Atua?

Pian0Fr3ak: Um...sorry Angie, but no. This is a group chat. 

AtuasWitness: ?

Kiyo: In short, we have all been called to discuss certain topics.

Kiyo: It is not limited to Atua, and may count in other things.

Kiyo: Though you may talk about him here if you so wish.

Pian0Fr3ak: Uh, yeah...

Pian0Fr3ak: Thanks Kiyo!

Kiyo: You are very welcome.

Kiyo: Although, I do not know the true reason as to why this group chat has been created. Would you care to explain?

Sweetchi: Kaede wanted us to bond as pals or something in a group chat where we weren't limited to talking about schoolwork and stuff

Sweetchi: We spam Kirumi's chat so much already, so we figured we'd give her a break

KirumiTojo: Thank you very much for the idea, Akamatsu-san.

Pian0Fr3ak: No problem girl!

Pian0Fr3ak: But yeah, that's basically it

Pian0Fr3ak: You hear that Kaito? You can yell about space as much as you want now!

LOTS: awesome!

K1-B0: Apologies, but I am not really sure who is who on this current chat. The nicknames are unfamiliar to me.

MsMage: Yeh! I'm reading through the names and I'm honestly laughing so hard r/n

MsMage: Who's ABugsLife?

PlainAsDay: It's plainly Gonta?

MsMage: !

LOTS: oh wow gonta has a chat?

ABugsLife: Gonta recently learned how to text on phone thing. Kokichi taught him how to press the different buttons!

KirumiTojo: Speaking of whom...

KirumiTojo: Kokichi appears to be absent from this group...

Pian0Fr3ak: I didn't add him on here

Pian0Fr3ak: How can you trust him?

LOTS: i agree but at the same time...

LOTS: is it really a good idea to just leave him out?

LOTS: he might try to pull something...

Sweetchi: Agreed, give me a second...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:  You have that fuckin gremlins contact?

Sweetchi: Only because he nabbed my phone and put it on there without me knowing...

Sweetchi added J0K3R to the group

J0K3R: Yo!

HaruMaki: Pull anything funny, and you die...

J0K3R:...

J0K3R left the group

Sweetchi: Maki...

HaruMaki: I'm not sorry...

Sweetchi added J0K3R to the group

J0K3R: Promise me Maki isn't going to kill me if I stay?

Sweetchi: That depends...

J0K3R: Good enough!

HaruMaki: I seriously won't hesitate...

Sweetchi: Maki, seriously...

Sweetchi: Please stop making death threats...

HaruMaki: Fine

HaruMaki: But I have another question

HaruMaki: Why isn't Rantaro Amami on here?

Pian0Fr3ak: Two reasons

Pian0Fr3ak: Firstly, I don't have his contact

Pian0Fr3ak: I think Shuichi does, but that brings me to the other reason

Pian0Fr3ak: Rantaro's on a trip around the world r/n, so I don't want to add him without him asking first

Pian0Fr3ak: I know he does this often, but I don't wanna be a dick and ruin his trip with the crap we'll very obviously be spewing here

HaruMaki: That sentance alone makes me worried

LOTS: cmon Maki Roll! You'll enjoy it!

HaruMaki: Quit called me Maki Roll...

HaruMaki: I've told you this several times...

LOTS: but...uh...

LOTS: aint HaruMaki some kinda Japanese roll?

Kiyo: Kaito is correct in that regard

PlainAsDay: Aw! That's really cute!

PlainAsDay: I'm happy that you're my friend, Maki Roll!

HaruMaki: Do you wanna die?

PlainAsDay: ...sorry...

MsMage: Yikes

Death2Degenerates: Why is that degenerate male the only one allowed to call you that!?

Death2Degenerates: More specifically, why is he the only one who isn't threatened!?

LOTS: cause im the one who came up with it

LOTS: and she tolerates me

KirumiTojo: I thought it was because you were the only one in possession of her contact?

LOTS: im actually not the only one

LOTS: shuichi has her too

Sweetchi: Yep

Sweetchi: #TeamMomota... or is it #KaitosSidekicks?

LOTS: bothll work!

K1-B0: By the way, what is your nickname Kaito?

K1-B0: I'm assuming you are LOTS?

LOTS: yep

LOTS: its an acronym for Luminary Of The Stars

LOTS: because that doesnt fit somehow

J0K3R: What a nerd!

LOTS: says the "Ultimate Supreme Leader!"

J0K3R: You know what? That's a good point...

Pian0Fr3eak: So...I think everyone else is self-explanatory...

Pian0Fr3ak: Except for Aristocat...

Aristocat: That's me...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: How fucking helpful V-V

Aristocat:...It's Ryoma...

Pian0Fr3ak: Ah, of course!

Pian0Fr3ak: Welcome Ryoma! I assumed you wouldn't be on board with the whole idea of a dumb group chat...

Aristocat: I know I don't seem like the type, but...

Aristocat: You guys are my friends and all...

J0K3R: <3

Sweetchi: <3

LOTS: <3

Pian0Fr3ak: <3

Aristocat:...

Aristocat: <3

Writers Brief:

That's all I have for this first chapter, just so everyone is aware of who is who, below is a list of all the characters and their chat names.

Sweetchi=Shuichi

Pian0Fr3ak=Kaede 

LOTS=Kaito

HaruMaki=Maki

J0K3R=Kokichi

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐=Miu

PlainAsDay=Tsumugi

K1-B0=Keebo

MsMage=Himiko

Death2Degenerates=Tenko

AtuasWitness=Angie

ABugsLife=Gonta

Kiyo=Korekiyo

KirumiTojo=Kirumi

Aristocat=Ryoma

Things are only going to get more dumb as we go along. This first chapter is pretty subtle, but I'm hoping this will be the tone that the rest of the series follows. Just a bunch of normal school students being pals.

Make sure to star this story if you liked it and recommend it to a friend. ;)