Chapter 5

Error wondered how anyone came up with these vines or memes. Error was now in the living room with his child idly wiggling in their crib while holding an Outer Sans puppet while vines/memes played on the screen.

"Error brah, how didn't you know about memes?"

'💀'

"Even they agree with me B!"

He shrugged back as even Error wondered how back in time he was. Error also noted to himself to read up on anything else as h now had to redo his entire education as well. He can now remember his knowledge in quantum physics along with medical knowledge but he wanted to know if he missed anything else.

'Oops, I thought this was Taco Bell! 🤷‍♀️. Also, poor baby panicked earlier. And for your info, I'm not high! I'm just Different ✨'

Error snickered as Fresh also looked amused. Error can admit, this little voice was oddly adorable yet sassy. The voices were odd as in the beginning they overwhelmed him to the bring of insanity while the Anti-Void was corrupting him. It was certainly nice to see them only talking one at a time then all over the place. Error dubbed them Ace, as they certainly are the legal Ace on the case.

The baby bones blew a raspberry again at the voice as if trying to mess with them.

'How dare you baby bones! No chocolate milk magic for you!...... Nevermind, that's too harsh of a punishment. I can't survive without chocolate!'

The baby bones looked smug while laughing at Ace of which Error found amusement in this little dynamic with the voice, Error hopes that Ace sticks around as he brings amusement and joy in their weird but cute way. Fresh found this funny as well from what little Error was seeing.

'You should surround the outside of your living space with a thick fog so those that don't know it's there can't easily find it.'

[CO OL]

"Awesome idea homeslice!"

"Quite. A good idea."

Error quickly coded that in so a fog can hide his new home and while Ink proofing it so the home will just basically look like a white void under the fog so nobody is none the wiser. He finished just as the child whined slightly to which he knew the other was hungry so Error summoned Outer's leftover magic that was three years worth and fed the child their other parents' magic. To which they sucked up happily and greedily. It was honestly impressive as the other finished in less than thirty seconds with a full 'stomach'.

'UNDER SWAP SANS, WHERE ARE YOU! BLUE! THE BABYBONES NEEDS TO TASTE YOUR MAGNIFICENT TACOS!'

Error looked up at Ace with confusion. UnderSwap Sans? Blue? Just who was this Sans? He remembered a voice saying how interesting it was that Error called Fresh then this Blueberry. Blue must be a shortened version of Blueberry and UnderSwap was the AU name easily. Ah, now it made sense, Error never visited an UnderSwap in his life so he had no clue to its existence until now as he never really checked for the names of the AU's nor the possible timelines. Though why did the voice seem certain that he knew this Blueberry was odd as he never met anyone from an UnderSwap before. Fresh looked confused for the moment as he seemed thoughtful after hearing the Blueberry thing.

'Error, there are various versions of Blueberry. He's an Underswap sans. Even though copies are like the original, each copy has something different about them. One Blueberry is innocent and then there's a Blueberry who acts innocent on the outside. All the Underswap Sanses are friendly and care for those who are in need. The Blueberry that acts innocent doesn't judge anyone by the past nor what you do. Whether you are a villain or hero or even on the neutral side, all Blueberries will help. It's one of the best things about them.'

Error blinked at the info dump as he tilted his head with Fresh snapping his fingers. As if remembering or solving a puzzle just right.

"I've heard of him! I remember seeing the Original a year back as I was looking for a body! Even when I was camouflaged or hidden well he always managed to find me! Luckily, broski was helpful to find me a good body and he was certainly kind. Thought he was at first kindness but was actually patience. Though I'm still wondering how he even found me."

Error was now curious to meet this Underswap Sans as he heard literally from Fresh of how odd the other was. Was Underswap a Chaotic Neutral, the same as Fresh? If that is true then Error may have found a potential babysitter for his little one for when Fresh is busy.

"Hmm, I'll have to meet this Blueberry sometime. If the voice is saying is correct along with your words then I may have a potential babysitter when you are busy Fresh."

Fresh just nodded while smiling.

'Y'know Ru you haven't really talked about other allies. Like, are you associated with any other Sans? Or maybe a Papyrus? What about outcodes? What's your status with other 'tainted' beings?'

"Well, Fresh is my ally/younger brother in a sense while taking me to Geno in the save screen at some point. I and Geno get along well surprisingly, even in my insanity so to say."

"Yeah, B was actually okay with Geno but with me, he screamed and stretched until I grew on him!"

Error didn't refute that as he gently put his child into his arms as the child drifted into slumber. He idly rocked them while Fresh secretly took a pic to show Geno later. Geno would freak at the knowledge that his brother became a parent earlier than him.

"Another ally would be the Original Papyrus, Vital. I never harmed him but I was his company on his worst days. Classic doesn't know this as Vital kept this away from his brother for the time being. Core is an odd one as I don't really know what they think but they are generally friendly to me. I've also met some Gasters as I found some doors to the Void of which I talked to them from time to time of which I gave them information on their sons/brothers. It's different in some AUs. Though I do get a bit weirded out of how they ship certain Sanses together or try to plan grandchildren."

Fresh looked at Error with [WH A?] on his shades while Error shakes his head at Fresh. It was best that Fresh doesn't know anything the Gasters do as they are weirder than him and that doesn't say a lot.

"There's also Error 404, my mentor/dad figure along with AlphaTale Chara as my Mother figure. Both kinda adopted me after 404 managed to get his AU and family back while locking up his mother for the seeable future. Bill just shows up unannounced along with Alastor. Both find joy in talking with me for some reason of which we somehow became friends. Bill and Alastor are both asexual/aromantic so they rather are friends. King Multiverse....umm, let's just say that Multi is trying to get me to agree on a date with him for some reason while Omni is trying to get Multi to do his paperwork. Oh! Then there's Red and Edge. While I do steal and dump trash in their AU a lot, they seem to enjoy trying to catch me in the act of doing it. It became sort of a game for them with me just doing it for fun now as they seem to unwind when I do it. There weirdo's."

Fresh snorted as he asked.

"What about Inky bruh?"

Error looked so disgusted and angered by the very notion of Ink.

"Ink is just an arrogant twink and he knows it. While he claims to be asexual and romantic, he slept with half the Multiverse by now! And I'm the attention of his dang vials due to my attitude and looks. He finds joy in my reactions while never caring since he's soulless! If I could get him a soul so he would stop following me I would do it in a soul beat! He even comes into the Anti-Void when I know he has a deep-rooted fear of the place!"

'Dang, that must be complicated to deal with.'

"It ducking is!!!! I just want to wring his little neck!!!"

The baby bones just slept easily through Error's rant thankfully with Fresh wondering why Ink liked to mess with Error so much while his reactions are funny, Fresh just liked that Error never cared for parasitic nature unless it truly bothered him, and even then he quickly got used to it! Error was quite accepting of anything which made Fresh wonder how to tell Error certain news about his past.

"And I've met several Chara's and Swap Frisk in a place they made. I kinda became their Duncle by complete accident as they just adored my puppets and clothing I made. I even found a way for Floweys and Temmies to become back to their soul-filled states when they're there. Though I'm still working on the kinks of them keeping souls. I'm just glad that some were willing enough for me to do that as it was quite the tearful reunion from what I saw. Though they all will kick their Frisk or Swap Chara's if given the chance."

'Sir, I drop kicked that child in self-defense!'

Error snorted at Ace with Fresh snickering along. The child grumbled as they wiggled around into a more comfy position. Error smiled down at them while Fresh hummed idly.

"Though, what do we do if Ink finds out B?"

'We will break his weapon and beat the heck out of him while throwing him across the multiverse tied up.'

It took Error everything he had to not laugh at the notion the voice did. Maybe the last resort but Ink had terrible memory so they could use that against them. Fresh looked up at the ceiling with a disappointed look while his shades read [REA LLY?].

Ace was quite the violent being if given the chance.

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