Chapter 3

Error was idly watching the beautiful anomaly trying and failing to keep one of his phalanges in their own. He found it amusing as they tried and failed to keep a firm grip but it didn't stop them as they found it fun and amusing. It was...endearing how this little creature could find so much joy in this, it was so simple yet so fun to the little baby.

'Baby Facts!'

Error blinked as he looked at the ceiling in confusion and alarm at the randomness of the voice shouting. He could hear the other voices but they were quieter so Error couldn't make out what they were saying but Error found it confusing as it was the first time a voice was only one instead of a bunch mixed together. Though he's taking it as it was freedom in some form from the voices.

'Babies need toys. Babies need something to do. But don't give them anything small because they tend to put anything in their mouth if they can reach it.'

He mentally took notes on that as he had plenty of puppets for the baby to play with. So, certain toys were covered but he made sure to go to a local AU to check out what growing baby bones would need for entertainment. Though, they looked to be loving the Outer puppet in one of their clutched arms.

'And be careful when the baby begins to crawl. They are curious at times so if you leave a portal open, they might want to go through it.'

Ah, that made sense. They haven't really learned how to crawl or even turn over but Error jotted that down as he knew that babies learn that in later months. Error made sure to remember too that or write it down somewhere but as soon as Fresh gets here then Error has to go into another part of the Anti-Void that was completely safe while hiding the child from anyone with omnipotent abilities. Core might have some inkling of Error doing something but the Anti-Void meddled with their abilities when coming to him as they don't really know what to do with him thanks to the Anti-Void influence. He had a home to build after all.

'There's also two types of babies when they cry. A screamer screams at the top of their lungs for something they need or want. And a grabber which grabs things. Which one is your child? Also, hopefully this information will be of use to you Error.'

Error blinked as he looked thoughtful. He looked down at his child while having some sense of what little he's seen.

"I think they are calmer in crying as they only really cried when they needed food or nutrients. Though they are a more joyful-oriented child, to my utter confusion. Though they may be from Outer's calmer personality though they may get my sassiness or anger issues. Remains to be seen since they've only been created for like a day or two. But they're my whole world by this point in time, to which I can't find myself stopping it. And yes, this information will be helpful in everything."

He smiled down at his child who yawned as they fell into a light nap. Error then perked up as he heard a familiar portal that only one being could spawn.

*FRESH-POOF!*

"What's up my radical broski's!?!?! What's the scoop and what ya need my spectacular glitch?"

'I would like to order a happy meal and a milkshake thank you very much.'

Error snorted at the unexpected response with Fresh's glasses changing to 'EXCUSE ME?'. It caught Error completely off guard but the voice said it so casually that Error couldn't refute it all that well.

'Wonder how Fresh will react to Error's baby?'

That changed Fresh's glasses immediately to 'BABY?'. Error rolled his eye lights as he waved Fresh over who looked at him with confusion but came over regardless. He then stopped as Error knew he finally saw the little baby in the crib.

[CHI-LD?]

"Yo, broski, did you sin?"

"What!!!!! No!!!!! I messed around with some of the Original Outertale Sans magic and mixed it with my own. They came from the union but from what little I could gather, I may have created a child of both of us through this method. I didn't even know that this would happen as monsters typically need to have the INTENT to have a child. It was just a random happening. A random happening I plan to raise as my own."

[WH-A?]

"Broski, do you even know how to raise a coolio kid? Your all bunked in the head broski!!! No offense, broski."

"None taken, parasite. But.....I really want to raise them and I.....need your help."

[!!!!!]

"One of the various voices of this place told me of how they will need an education along with bringing up the destruction job. I don't trust anybody in the abominable multiverse and no way in the very void itself will I let Ink find out about them. You are really the only other being I could....trust...in this as you never attack a child or hurt them unless you need to for survival. Plus, I did pay attention to one of your rants about wanting to be an Uncle at some point."

[˙˚ʚ(˃̣̣̥᷄▾˂̣̣̥᷅)ɞ˚˙]

"Broski..."

"So, I'm just asking.....Do you want to be their Uncle Fresh?"

[🥺 , 🥰]

"Totes, broski!!! I'll be the dopest of uncles, broski!!!!"

Error sighed in relief as Fresh beamed at him with his glasses turning into smiles and heart-shaped souls aplenty.

"I'm going to find a safe place in the Anti-Void to raise them as I don't the stableness of abandoned AU's, I'll also code in some plants, grass, a sky, trees, and a home for us while I'm at it. Can you watch them for the time being as it won't take all that long for me. I already know some safe spots so I just need to code in the surroundings."

"Got it broski!!! Oh!!! Here's some dope chocolate!!!!"

'Chocolate 🍫🍫🍫'

Error chuckled at the voice and waved at Fresh in thanks as he portal to some parts of the safe Anti-Void. Fresh then looked down at the slumbering baby as his glasses changed to his thoughts.

[CU-TE]

"Don't worry homie, Uncle Fresh's got your back!"

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