Chapter 23
"Wait, so the only reason you and Ink stayed married over the years was due to not being bothered to get it dissolved?"
Error looked at Murder who looked at him with a raised brow while gesturing to Ink. And Murder made a fair point but Ink became less chaotic while married to him so Error decided to give the whole Multiverse a break due to this. This was the only reason this marriage still existed to be fair. Ink never started a Multiversal War again due to being married to Error until this Event but then again he looked away for too long, making him realize that he's stuck with the other.
"That and Ink never did another attempt on a Multiversal War while being married to me. I just became a lightning rod to steady him."
Error shrugged lightly while Murder looked at the other in pure sympathy. Everyone had been here for weeks and now knew how utterly chaotic yet diabolical Ink was.
"Hey E!"
Error looked up as he saw Ace fly in while Rose dragged Bino who somehow slept through it all.
"Ace, Rose, Bino, where's Verde?"
"Ah, Verde had to deal with the voices. New ones showed up or reconnected so they decided to talk with them. By the way, some of them have questions, about the, uh, beach orgy thing..."
Ace said that last part with a grimace while Rose also winced. Bino just slept on while mumbling about different kinds of honey.
"Ah, when will they appear?"
'A SEA LION, CRAB, AND DOLPHIN???'
Ace gave an awkward smile with Rose joining in. Ink then popped out from the doorway with Nightmare joining in with Aten giggling in the other negative tendrils. Dream sighed as he also walked in along with everyone else.
"Why did I hear one of the voices shouting?"
"Ah, some of them joined or were reconnected after the Anti-Blocking you asked King Multi to put in. They were catching up and they must have seen me talk about what you did before our marriage."
"Ah, makes sense. Also, I have no clue how the crab joined in. I barely remember going to that beach."
"You barely remember to tie your shoes half the time."
"....Wait a minute-"
Error sighed as Ink looked down thoughtfully until realizing he wasn't wearing shoes. This was a common thing.
'INK WHAT THE FUNK?!?!'
'Oh my god Ink!!?!?'
'Ink!!?! Also, did he throw the candy or the baby in the crocodile lake?'
'...'
'...'
'What? That's a legitimate question!!!'
Everyone then looked to Error with a curious look while Error sighed as he rubbed his head lightly.
"Both, he threw both in the crocodile lake. Luckily, the baby was grabbed before becoming breakfast."
'What the fuck INK !!!!!'
'BRO that is unrad bro unflashy and unholy man wonder if there were kids on that beach to see him doing that unflashy thing to the sea lions and dolphin😬😬😬😬😬'
"Luckily, there were no kids at that beach. Though highly traumatized adults. I had to erase memories of that day for them with the help of 404 and Omni."
Everyone seemed to sigh in relief at that while Ink looked embarrassed.
"Okay, I'll admit I had no clue what happened that day."
"I don't think anyone wants to know..."
Nightmare was the one to smack Ink on the back of the head as Aten clapped at the scene. Ink pouted then smiled at Aten laughing. Ink cooed over Aten as Nightmare looked ready to slap the other away in retaliation. Error chuckled in his mind as he plucked Aten from Nightmare and the other settled in his arms with a yawn and smile. Aten was quite a sleepy baby but smiled brightly. His smile looked like Ink's but more innocent and less chaotic.
'Wait, does that mean Broomie can talk?'
Everyone looked confused as Ink gave me the puppy dog eyes. I rolled my eye lights as I summoned Broomie back who then spoke in this eldritch voice.
"Ẃ̶̖͓̿h̷͚͈̣͖̓̐̽̔̐̚͜ŏ̵̞̼̑̑͑͗ ̵̢̖͑͐̃̕͝s̸̛̪̲͍̀̎̾̅̚͝ͅȕ̴̖̤̬̮̒͘m̴͙̝̰̳̓̓̊͋̄̇͝m̸̫̰̋̋̽̈͗͂͝͝ỗ̷͓̼͖̞̼͚̦̎̀̚͝n̵̠̉̿̎͂̽͠͝s̶̡͓̞̥̏̈́ ̵̡̱̹̭͈̜͎̥̾̎͘m̵̨̥̙̖̤̤̮̾͋͗́̎ḛ̶̑̄͝?̸̦͇̙͚̰̅̾͜͜ͅ"
"Calm down, Broomie. I did."
"Oh, Error what a fine day! How is Ink doing? Do I need to wack the other again?"
Broomie then spoke in a British tone as it addressed me with fondness. Everyone was just looking at the scene with 'WTF' while Fresh, Gemini, Horror, and Aten looked at Broomie with shining eyelights. Ink pouted towards Broomie as he took the other then they both started to argue with each other. I just looked at it in boredom while wondering how long that would last.
'A...s i n g l e...f o u r t h.'
Error felt bad for the voice as the others looked confused for a moment before remembering. I barely described 1/4th of all the things Ink has done. I still have loads more in my memory to this day.
'[Dave, get away from that button!!!]'
Everyone then stopped as all of them looked alarmed. Error felt ready to kneel over as Dave was doing something again.
'[But, but, babies!!!]'
'[NO!!! You almost tipped the multiverse by accident you F(unk) wad!!!]'
'[.....]'
'[NO!!! Get away from that! Don't make me call Amon on you!!!]'
'[;-;, fine.]'
'[Oh thank the stars and hells below-]'
'[I'll just call Fatal back!!! :D]'
'[&^%%^((^^%^#%$%*!!!!! NO!!!]'
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