Chapter 2

Error lightly hummed as he watched the child start to cuddle of puppet of their other father Outer unknowingly while making sure they don't hurt themselves self. They were cooing and giggling happily while 'playing' with the puppet. It was a secret delight to his soul, he's not going to lie. Though now he's in a dilemma. He knows how long to take care of them until they can eat magic food safely but he doesn't know much else to be honest.

'Ok. Error can you hear me? I got your attention?'

He looked back to the ceiling in confusion as he remembered the voices. That's right!!!! They've just been so quiet that Error forget he could hear them for the moment. Though the little babybones seemed to not hear anything for the moment. Though Error could see them tilting their little head so Error presumed they could hear the voices of the Anti-Void due to Error's genes. Error nodded as he knew that the voices wouldn't continue without a social cue in sense.

'...Good. Let's start with what you need first to keep your kid/kids happy and healthy. Here's a list I think you'll need.'

Wait, why did the voice plural kid? Error has only the little bones in front of him as he doesn't have any other children. Error has checked the Multiverse many times and hasn't found one being that held his coding/genes. So in sense, they were his first child. Wait, a list? How difficult were children to handle!?!?!?!?!?!

'First, you need a place to live and I mean not in the Anti-Void. An abandoned AU or something close would help! Keeping them in the Anti-Void might be a bad idea as, after all, you went insane in here, so how will that affect the little one? It's better safe than sorry I say.'

Error felt his soul tighten as he thought back to his more insane days. He admits that the Anti-Void was a place nobody can survive in and those that do come out way more broken than they were before. Error was truly the only one to survive in this special hell while Core Frisk, or Core, found some safe spots to use as a safe haven for others that lost their AU's. Error came to love destruction as it released all the pent-up emotions and stress he accumulates from the Anti-Void and certain others. The voice has a point but the AU's are a no-go as abandoned AU's are more dangerous than really to be seen. They are between disappearing into the Void and just dissolving so Error finds that he should find a safe area of the Anti-Void to use instead of the abandoned AU's.

He was experienced enough in coding to change some of the Anti-Void's white to grass, a sky that can change the coloring and even grow real fruit/plants in here. He could also code in a house that would do nicely, a cottage as Error found those houses lovely on some surface AU's. He could also code in doorways to other AU's for outings or to go somewhere fun. Huh, Error now has to look up a lot of things as the voice had a good point. He doesn't want his child to become insane as him as even Error was between insanity and somewhat sanity on some days.

'You need a place for the little one to sleep as well, so a crib will do the trick!.'

Error nodded as he idly summoned a mirror portal to find a crib for babies. He looked in some of the surface AU's of which he found a nice soft blue crib that was shaped almost like a little carriage from those medieval-based AU's but more open. He carefully grabbed the crib while leaving some G, as even though he steals, he now has to set an example as he now has a kid. He sets his child in the crib to which the giggled and cooed from the soft bedding. Dang, he now has to watch his cursing and not be a total douche around his kid. He wants to set an example!!!

'Growing kids will need lots of clothing. They get dirty sometimes so having lots of things to wear is a must!'

Error looked at some of the clothing options of which he frowned at how generic some are. You could easily tell which ones were the girls and boys of which Error decided to just make his own clothing for his child as baby bones don't really decide on their gender until about 6 to 7 months of which Error can feel their gender at that time. Error may be a lot of things but misgendering wasn't one of them as he can be any due to his monster biology.

'Make sure to learn how to cook once your kid grows up more! They would need healthy meals so cooking and baking it a must too.'

The list keeps growing as its starts to set in of how much work a child is but if there was one thing Error has kept from his once Sans coding it was that he kept his promises to a T unless someone else broke that.

'And lastly, every parent must give their kid or kids an education! So, find a place that has the best education for your kid! Also, if you're busy with your destroying job, find someone you trust in babysitting your kid! That way if something happens you're only a call away!'

Made sense but Error trusted literally no one in the whole Multiverse. When you become an infamous destroyer of AU's it's a little hard to find someone to talk to without being stabbed in the back. Though, Error has heard of some gang of bad sanses teaming up. But he isn't sure about them so he will have to find out if they are a typically okay environment around before really trying to understand them.

Though, there may be one being that Error can trust that he won't say until his own dust bed. And even then he may never say it out loud!

'Thanks, Error for listening. You will make a good parent, don't let the madness win, and congrats on being a ~mom~.'

Error felt his eye socket twitch at being called a mom but he ignored it as he looked down at his child with a softened gaze. He whispered a soft 'thanks' as it made his soul warm as the voice was nice to say he would make a good parent. It just made him feel fuzzy from feeling that.

';). Bye Bye!'

He blinked as he could literally feel what he presumed to be an emoticon. How in the world could he know they winked!?!?!?!?! Voices were strange, no doubt about that. He sighed as he searched his inventory until he found his phone that held only one phone number and contact. He never used it unless absolutely necessary but considering what he was getting himself into, Error had to push back his own emotions for this. He pulled it out then dialed the number to which a ringing let out for one moment before a familiar lingo rung out from the phone.

"YO BROSKI~! How can the radical parasite help ya today~?"

"Fresh, come to the Anti-Void."

"YO, ERRA-BRUH!!!!! Never thought you would contact this radical me! Sure, I was en route to your little bodacious hobble~! Just let me get a cool dawg host and I will arrive~!"

"Just bring some chocolate while you're at it as I have news and a favor to turn in."

"....Wow, must be pretty important bruh."

"You're the only one I tolerate in this damn multiverse and that doesn't say a lot, does it?"

"....On my way."

Error blinked as he looked down to see that Fresh hung up which made Error think he said too much for the damn 90's abomination to handle all at once.

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