'OMG NEW CHILD!!'

'A Baby!'

Error could only look down at the child sleeping in his arms with Gemini looking down at the other with curiosity and rising sibling love. Error felt his soul shudder as he saw the child. Three markings on each side, a different color from red, orange, and yellow on the right eye socket. Then green, blue, and purple for the left eye socket. In between the eye sockets laid a splat of black with little dots looking like stars in the middle. The markings also lead to another splatter of black with little white dots. Their boney fingers dipped in different colors along with their palm were black in coloring.

Oh, Error found himself falling in love over again with this child, despite having Ink for a father.

Ink was looking in awe at the bundle in his arm with Outer also looking down at them. Dream seemed to be having a fan child moment with Blue also cooing over the bundle. Nightmare was looking at them as well but seemed thoughtful of something. Horror and Killer were looking at the child with sparkling eye lights with Dust looking ready to combust from what just happened. Razz seemed to be whispering something to Scoundrel with Cross staring into space for the moment. Classic and Red looked ready to go into a rant about what just happened.

'*Dave, what did you exactly mess with for this to happen?*'

'*The very fabrics of the Multiverse! :D!!!!*'

Everyone stiffened as Ink looked shocked to hear that while looking to be debating how powerful the voices really are. Error was in the same boat as he was ready to throttle Dave for daring to mess with something so vital and fragile.

'Why Dave. WHHHY?!??'

'Dave, you had one job. 🤦‍♂️'

'..........really Dave? You love to screw up something.....'

'How did you mess that up even more than it already is? That is not even going to what that absolute mess of an AU. Some of us have control damnit!!!'

'Dave... always Dave... good job bro! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Bravo! New sibling for Gemini, a day new child for Errawr!'

'NEW KID :DDD GOOD JOB DAVE'

'New child! New child !! New child! Let's teach the children ways of chaos!!!!'

'Hello beautiful child! You're adorbs!'

'They are such a beautiful baby!'

'*wheezing ghost noises.*'

Error silently chuckled as it was usual with Dave. Dave comes and goes but he messes up several things along the way despite not having any physical means to do so. Ink also looked to be remembering him as he also looked ready to die of laughter. Gemini was too busy looking at their little sibling to pay attention to the voices.

'I'm kinda upset he's part Ink. Stupid squid doesn't deserve a child. I don't think he even knows how to take care of one either.'

Ink looked pretty offended as Blue just nodded along to the voice. Dream sighed as he also slightly nodded. To Error that was proof that Ink wasn't a good parent material unless issues are fixed in some way. Luckily, he had a soul now that can make him emotions for a month on end until he had to drink his vials.

'can I throw rose thorns at ink. pretty please....'

'About we throw whole tree instead on him or chain him to the tree and cut him with chainsaw'

'AND THEN SHOVE ROSE THORNS DOWN HIS THROAT!! I LOVE YOUR IDEAS!!!'

'No, YOUR BETTER! LET MAKE HIM CHOKE ON SOMETHING!!! AHAHHAHA'

'Wonderful plans you two 👍'

'Here, you can have some rose thorns. (I have a few to use later to be dramatic)'

'Kitsune, nice roses and thorns.'

'Thanks Ace!'

'Yknow, Rose is actually something a friend called me once! I'd tell ya the reason, but that's personal'

'Nice'

'Mhm!'

'Why thank you~ maybe we create a plans to pranks some skeleton too~~~'

'That sounds amazing~'

'I feel like we'll be amazing friends in the future!'

'Me too, me too buddy~ kukukukuky~'

'Chahahahahah!'

'Well make everyone step on rose thorns! And people will wake up to roses plague every single surface they can! The pain of walking or trying to grab their phone, or their glasses, or even their coats! It'll be amazing!'

'but not nightmare. He's cool.'

'Agreed! Love nootmare! Gemini would try to eat again!'

'We will kill- no. WE WILL SHOVE ROSE THORNS DOWN EVERYONES THROATS AND EYESOCKETS IF THEY HURT ERROR. [ oh. Error AND the children ]'

'i know special types of torture methods depending on the skeleton and will not hesitate to use them.'

'Turning people into chickens was just the first level! But maybe they don't even deserve the luxury of being the dinosaur's closest descendent! If they hurt Error and/or his kids.... I'll turn them into cheap leather lamps!'

'ILL HELP YOU!! 🪄'

'Heck yeah! We're all up and be Wizarding this stuff! Turn cats into lawn chairs! Except cats don't deserve it and the people who hurt da babies do! Well turn them into couches, then set cats upon them to scratch em!'

'brb gonna go switch inks vials out with dyed laxatives 💃'

'Lmao-'

Error felt resigned as he heard their plans as Ink looked ready to run somewhere and hide. Hell, his very skull was turning paler than regular bone completion. Blue looked very interested in the plans, likely to prank others with Dream looking quite queasy from the torture methods explained.

A chuckle then rang out the room of which Error felt his soul flutter at the deep, almost velvety voice that came from the occupant next to him. Damn, he had a very hot voice now that he heard it.

"I quite enjoy their torture methods. Makes me want to debate other ideas with them."

Error looked at the other to see his smile turn sinful that it took everything in his very bones to not give away that he was very bothered by it. Damn him for making him interested!!!! Bastard!!!!

Error quickly looked at everyone else to see Cross was taking down notes, likely for Ink or X-Gaster. Couldn't really see Murder's expression but the other looked to be debating something in his mind with Scoundrel looking interested. Razz was reading something while also taking notes. Error felt that he should never leave the voices with Razz or Blue for the Multiverse's safety. Outer seemed out of it at the torture methods with Fell looking slightly impressed at the methods themselves. Classic seemed to be sweating with no eye lights. Killer looked happy to hear the methods. Gemini went back to eating Nightmare's tendril which Nightmare seemed glad to oblige.

"Ink, what in the world did you do to make them want to torture you?"

Ink looked sheepish as Error released a snort.

"What didn't he do is the question..."

That made everyone look back at him as Nightmare gave him a searching look which pushed down his interest to the very pits of his mind. Stars, the bastard shouldn't look that hot. Makes him want to punch the bastard.

"Hmm~? And what did he do over the years, Error~?"

Error was thankful enough that he could hide his emotions and body language well as that voice was doing things to his mind. Odd that now after having children his body wants more. Damnit, he was really a parent, wasn't he?

"Let's see..."

Error then remembered the various things Ink did over the years.

"Started several wars for fun in many AU's,  countless multiversal wars due to a misunderstanding, literally married an eldritch paintbrush then cheated on them, had several sessions of intercourse with several AU's, made deals then backstabbed them for fun, stole food over the years despite not having the need to eat food, stealing candy from a baby then accidentally threw it into a crocodile lake, kidnapped several children and teenagers then switched them with their alternate selves for fun, made someone insane just by repeating the same question several times, drove a car into a volcano while violating several laws, banned from many places due to his chaotic messes I usually have the fix, almost destroyed the MULTIVERSE 8 times due to sheer boredom, and became banned from a nudist beach due to him having intercourse with a sea lion, crab, and dolphin all at the same time."

Silence was all that was heard as Error looked at Ink who looked incredibly sheepish and embarrassed.

"...Ink, what in the actual fuck?"