When he came back to his house his pineapples were gone. But there was a note from the thief, it said if you want your precious pineapples back then find me in the high mountains of Japan. His precious pineapples were at stake, there was only one choice he had to become a ninja. As he types onto his keyboard STREAM SNIPING!!! And learned how to buy stuff online. So he bought a book and flew it to Japan. He didn't know how to read Japanese so when a sign said this he went the opposite way. He went that way instead of this way. He asked his phone which way to go. The only reply was I am Siri and I am superior to Alexis and google. Now go and stuff your face with cheese and eat your urtunis dime pikle with a spoon, you're as ugly as you are now P.S. you're uglier than a bad scrubbed toilet. The appleish creature instead looks up the story "JuNeS FaRtInG gRaNdMa '' and that story becomes real the next day he saw his grandma pooping in the sink of his hotel. So he turns into a ninja and assassinates grandma with a toothbrush. "Some sharp toothbrush," he says. His grandma is the one who stole the pineapples, but when he tried to stuff his face he ate until he got so fat he broke earth. Till this day New Zealand has been detached from earth, and now this is the planet New-New Zeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaand. QTHE END