The climber was lost atop an applesauce covered mountain. All the paths were buried under a foot of applesauce, making it impossible to figure out which way to go. Just then, a white-winged apple horse swooped down and took a bite of the pineapple. And exploded and regenerated into an AAAAPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEish creature that tasted like applesauce. The climber smashed his chad-like face into the applesauce and started screaming the song "apples and bananas!!". And rolled off

MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An icicle caught him but immediately smashed because he was so FATTTT!! The climber kinda died, but that didn't stop the fat-faced white-winged appleish creature from being a fat-faced apple slice and stealing his money back, and flew to a rocket and flew to Uranus. He had to get anus surgery after Uranus exploded but not only Uranus his anus exploded too. And officially his butt turned blue. Now he's a blue-butted appleish creature. So he flew to find a goat and devoured it. He chugged its nice little pinkle-dorflo into the buttnugget apple. Thankfully, apples are healthy so his anus healed very well and became a normal colored butt again! The goat was so insane he started screaming"qoj hilltop gondle durf buttsulap'' for hours. It means "you must die immediately in surfing applesauce"

The white-winged appleish creature couldn't understand what it meant. So he went to the nursery. Since the white-winged appleish creature didn't have the education he could not understand gibberish so when his teachers screamed "OMAROSHINDE!!!" he could not reply with "NYOEINEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Instead, he screamed back "I LIKE YA CUT G!!!" He wanted to eat pineapples again so he slaughtered the window and flew into the distance. (dramatic music)