These are just random.

There once was a big fat celery and his name was celery Bob and ate celery like a cannibal. And he liked this girl celery and ate her too. He felt bad but he was proud of himself so he doesn't have to see that ugly beautiful girl. So he went to his best friend's house and his friend's name was BIG FAT POTATO. But BIG FAT POTATO'S mama was named BIG FAT PATATA and his pet yumpersilmishilpikpoo (yumper-sil-mi-shil-pik-poo).