sweet-gaara
kage_kankuro
dirty-naruto
Midnight-Shikamaru
_Neji-Hyuga_
Allmight_jr

"Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. I hate you. I hate my life. I hate everyone. I hate everything."

Naruto gave Sasuke an odd look. "You should learn to be more happy."

"Shut up!" Sasuke screamed to him. He went to hit him but Naruto lifted Sasuke up and kissed his ass before dropping him back to the ground.

Sasuke laid there for a second. "Naruto.... I..... I'm so sorry for everything I've done to you."
He smiled wide and giggled. "I've never felt this happy before!!!"

Naruto chuckled and gave Sasuke a bucket of flowers and candies. "Go spread the happiness."

Sasuke grabbed the bucket and skipped through the village, throwing the flowers and candies.

"What the hell was that?" Neji asked from behind a tree. He didn't mean to say it out loud but he was in shock.

"I kissed his ass." Naruto said with a shrug.

"But his emotion changed. What did you do?!"

"Come here and I'll show you, Neji."

"Hell no." Neji backed up. "Stay away."

Naruto stepped closer. Neji punched Naruto on top the head and turned to run away, but before he could go Naruto kissed his ass.

Neji froze in his spot and started floating in the air with little hearts and sparkles all around him. "Whoa. I suddenly feel so happy inside. I can't control this!"

Naruto smiled in victory. "Told you!"

Neji began to float to the sky. "This is amazing!" He giggled like a girl and clapped his hands. He even grew fairy wings and began to fly through the village, throwing sparkles on everyone.

Later, Gaara was walking through the village with a pissed off expression. Kankuro followed behind him making sure to keep a distance. Suddenly Gaara turned to him and started beating his ass.

"What the fuck, Gaara?!" Kankuro screamed and cried like a baby. "I didn't even do anything to you!"

"The way you're walking is pissing me off!" Gaara screamed.

Naruto walked up to them. "What's going on?"

"Don't talk to me!" Gaara screamed. He was getting ready to kill Naruto until Naruto dropped on his hands and knees and kissed Gaara's ass.

"What the?! I... What is this? I... I suddenly feel... this rush of something I've never felt before. I feel so..... happy!" Gaara started giggling like a school girl. He pulled Kankuro into a hug before skipping down the village, throwing little hearts and roses made of sand.

"What the hell did you do?" Kankuro asked Naruto.

Naruto grinned. "My lips have special powers when brought to an ass."

"Oh." Was all he knew what to say before he turned to find Gaara.