"VOOIII! What the hell is your problem stupid boss?" the ever loud Varia Rain guardian asked after the seventh plate thrown at his face with dozens of wine glasses shattered on the floor.

Squalo place the eight plate of gourmet steak specially made for Xanxus but just like the earlier plates, it flew directly into his face.

"What the fuck do you really want?!" shouted the swordsman while pulling away meat that stuck on his face and hair.

"Shut up, Trash!" was all their scarred boss said before walking out of the room.

The poor captain just grunted and started cleaning himself while their other trashes of a subordinate clean the room. He was in a middle of the mission earlier when the headquarters called him back because fucking Xanxus is not eating and have already badly injured half of the Mafioso around.

Everyone else was out on their own mission so he was left alone to fend for the boss. The other people around them were scared shitless to even stay in a few meter radius much less 'take care' of the man.

"C-Captain!"

"What do you want?!" Squalo glared at the man who squeaks in response.

"M-Master Xanxus left and said 'Any trash that dares to follow me will be killed', his words," the trembling Mafioso explained.

"Then make sure to write your Will and say goodbye to whoever you trashes want before following him!"

~♥~

The Vongola Mansion was startled when a rampaging ogre barged in. The Varia's boss took hurried stride to the Decimo's office while shooting anybody inside his shooting range, which is basically everything.

"EXTREME attack! What's going on Xanxus?" greeted the Sun guardian when he meets the man in the hallway.

"Get lost, trash. I'm going to talk to the chibi boss," the other snarled but didn't make an attempt to shoot again.

"Meeting to the EXTREME? He's in his office," Ryohei shouted again and let the man pass like he didn't just make a killing spree out of their subordinates. At least he was sure the man isn't that much of threat to Tsuna anymore. Their fights simply turn into a friendly banter a long time ago though the Varia's boss would never admit it. He just then proceeds to help the few unlucky underling that got injured, dismissing the idea.

Xanxus, on the other hand, glares at the double door in front of him like it offended him. It actually did by having the guts to hinder his way. He was having an internal debate whether to go on or just went home and locks himself in his room until he felt normal again. But he really wants even just a taste.

"Come in please," a voice inside the room startled him out of his thoughts. He carefully looks around and finds the vicinity clear or he will really kill anyone that saw him flinch, even if it was an insect.

Having already invited, he kick the door open but did not forget to close and lock it once he has stepped in. No one must know about this after all other than the two of them.

"Xanxus?" said the brunet behind the table with a few tall stacks of papers.

"Can I help you?" Tsuna asked after the man kept on standing in front of him without saying a single word.

"I want candy"

Tsuna stared. And stared. And stared at the scarred man waiting for him to laugh, curse him or anything and tell him this is a big joke and he has been pranked. But none came.

"You," Tsuna started and point at Xanxus just to make sure before he continued, "want candy?"

"I want candy. Or chocolate I don't fucking care as long as it's sweet," Xanxus clarified.

"There's a lot of candy shop out there. You should have just gone there" And spare me from this traumatic experience, the young don added in his head.

He never even dreamt that a day will come and Xanxus will demand candy instead of his head in a silver platter. He didn't even know the man is eating sweets. He thought all he eats are meat, cooked or not he had no idea, like a true carnivore though Kyoya dubbed him as 'monkey king'.

"Do you expect me to go out buying candy? Just give me one. I know you have some around here for that lightning brat," Xanxus insisted.

Tsuna hesitantly opens the lowest drawer in his table while keeping an eye to the man in front of him with a gun in hand. Someone asking for candy with gun is definitely to be look out for since he could have shoot and make a candy out of him instead.

After the agonizing five seconds for both of them, Tsuna handed a grape flavored candy bar to Xanxus. The other on the other hand snatches the piece away in a blink of an eye and proceeds to the sofa at the end of the room.

Xanxus flopped down on the seat while the brunet continues to watch him, paperwork completely forgotten. He wouldn't dare say it but the Varia's boss is really cute with a pout while stuffing his face with sweets.

"What?" The older of the two snarled while glaring at the brunet who have a satisfied smile on his face like he just won a fucking lottery.

"Nothing. By the way there's still some candies here"

"Then bring it here Trash!"

Tsuna took the whole stash of candies and chocolates from his drawer, bringing it to the Mafioso and flopping himself on the couch. A comfortable silence envelope them while Xanxus continue satisfying his sudden sweet tooth with Tsuna eating a small piece of strawberry candy beside him.

"So, what cause this?" the brunet asked breaking the still atmosphere.

"How the fuck would I know? All fucking trash cooking of those fucking trashes are trash and I'll fucking kill all those fucking trashes before I'll fucking put any fucking trash near my mouth!"

"Uh. Can you repeat them without your French? I kinda lost you after the second 'fucking trash'" Tsuna said scratching the back of his head.

"Then fucking die stupid trash!" the other snarled back instead. Any other day, Tsuna will probably back down now with that tone but after years of encounters with his dysfunctional Familia, he kind of get used to it already. Besides, with Xanxus states right now, chocolate bar on both hands holding it like he was holding his X-guns and candy cane dangling from his mouth, his threat looks very much empty.

Outside the mansion, Gokudera just came from his mission with the baseball freak when the loud shark join them looking for his boss.

"Why the hell are you looking your stupid boss here?" Gokudera asked the pissed off swordsman who he also noted look disheveled.

"Maa. Calm down Hayato. Squalo wouldn't go here if he isn't sure," Yamamoto tried to pacify the two before turning to his co-Rain. "By the way, why do you have a sauce on your hair?"

"VOOIII! Leave my hair alone! The trashes that followed him said he went here. He probably went to kill the chibi boss so he could regain his appetite!"

"Fuck you!" the silver head spat before sprinting to the mansion worried for his boss. The two Rain followed, though more calm than him probably because Squalo was busy removing the sauce and other food residue on his hair and clothes.

"JYUUDAIME!" Gokudera shouted that echoes in the long hallway of their headquarters while he continue to run towards Tsuna's office.

Xanxus was on his eighth or ninth chocolate bar when a faint but clear voice reach the thick door of the brunet's office. Both of them halted on biting on their treats, just looking on the door before a louder and nearer shout reach them when they shoot up from their seats.

"JYUUDAIME!"

Tsuna picks up the remaining bags of sweets to hide back in his drawers while Xanxus picks up all the wrappers that litter all over the floor. The brunet had never seen the older man rush like his life depends on it even during times when his life was literally threaten unlike how he panics right now on where to hide the trashes.

The door on his office rattled just when Tsuna was closing the drawers and on last seconds, Xanxus decided to stuff all the candy wraps in his pockets before the door was forcefully thrown open.

"Jyuudaime!"

"Ah. Good morning Hayato," Tsuna greeted his Storm smiling calmly despite the distraught expression of the silver-head.

"See Tsuna's fine 'Dera" the raven head Rain said when they reach the doorway.

"VOOII! Why the hell did you run off fucking boss?"

"Shut up, Trash!" Xanxus shout back but Tsuna could see the other a bit edgy. His hand were also kept inside his pocket, trying to keep all the evidence of their escapade hidden.

"Ugh. T-There was just a very important matter Xanxus needs to talk to me," Tsuna explained while praying to all gods that they wouldn't press further into details but he seems out of luck when Gokudera asked his dreaded question.

"About what Jyuudaime?"

"I-It's...its very confidential," Tsuna stuttered out which earn him a few concerned look. "Don't worry it's nothing bad"

"If you say so Jyuudaime," Gokudera hesitantly said before throwing a warning glare to the other boss who decided to ignore him.

"VOOIII! That's fucking suspicious!"

"Now, I better go back to work or Reborn will gladly have my head off," the brunet said and the others take it as their cue to leave though Squalo is giving them skeptical look.

"How ingenious!" said a twelve-year old pink fairy who went down from the ceiling right after the door closed.

"R-Reborn! Hey! You're too big for that already. Just get down, you look stupid in your costume!" Tsuna said while looking up at the grown Arcobaleno.

"I'll kill you Dame-Tsuna but I'm stuck so help me down now," the hitman said while trying to reach the harness but was tangled up by his costume.

"I'm kinda hesitant..."

"Pathetic Trash!" Xanxus mumbled while staring passively at the kid who was like a flailing fish out of the water.

"I don't want to hear it from someone who reeks of sugar and has candy bits on his clothes!" Reborn retorted that makes the other panic and attempt to immediately brush the flecks which resulted to spilling away all the wrappers the man hid in his pockets.

Tsuna shakes his head while looking back and forth at the two. Both of them were acting like a kid and he can't help but chuckle on how different it was on what image they usually projects.

"Why don't we talk about this calmly over cakes and coffee?"

~♥~

Found a lot of things lying around in my computer. I hope you enjoyed reading.

Now I should start praying for the Holy Week.

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