So, at dinner, the fact that birds have more brain cells than apes came up.

And I thought of this-

*So, Tina's getting bullied*

Bully 1: You smart enough to know what's comin' for ya?

Tina: a... friendly high five?

Bully 1: No, a knuckle sandwich! *That "punch your hand with your fist" thing*

Bully 2: Heh, what a birdbrain!

*Davis overhears this*

Davis: Ahem.

Bully 2: Huh? Whaddya want, punk?

Davis: It has actually been discovered that birds have more brain cells than apes.

Bullies: *stand there, dumbfounded*

Davis: Think about that. *to Tina* C'mon, Tina. The others are up ahead.

*And so they walk away leaving the bullies defeated and Davis feeling like a bada**.*