Yep, this is going to be weird, but whatever...

When the brick first hit Jason, it fell in love.

When Jason was first hit with a brick, he fell and fainted.

After that day, the brick never payed attention to his girlfriend Pipbrick.

After that day, Jason never payed attention to his girlfriend Piper-his head hurt too much.

The brick always dreamed about meeting Jason again.

Jason always dreamed about the brick hitting him in the head again.

Those dreams were a dream come true!

Those dreams were nightmares!

The brick couldn't wait for Jason to come back to Camp Jupiter.

Jason couldn't wait to go back to Camp Half-Blood, where bricks were never thrown at him.

The brick knew that Jason had to come back- after all, it was true love.

Jason knew that he would never go back- after all, it was true hate and fear.

When the brick did meet Jason again, he fainted from the joy.

When Jason did get hit in the head with the brick again, he fainted from the pain.

When the brick woke up, Jason was gone.

When Jason woke up, he ran away and NEVER RETURNED.

DUN DUN DUN!

The end. Like it?