*Sneaking in the snack bar*

Percy: Okay let's go.

Jason: Wait! *Points at 'no trespassing' sign*

Jason: It says no trespassing.

Percy: Bro, there is dos of us, not tres.

Jason: . . . bro.

(A/N: When I saw the snack bar part of it, I instantly thought, "dam snack bar". . . You just can't get a dam break to eat some dam french fries and use the dam restroom.)