Will: Dad, how does it feel to have the awesomest child?

Apollo: I don't know, son, ask my daddy, Zeus.

Will: Yeah, Auntie Artemis is pretty cool.

Apollo: *chokes on his morning coffee*

Artemis: *jumps from a nearby bush* CHOKE ON THAT!

***

(Question 5: Favorite anime/cartoon? PHINEAS AND FERB. HELP ME. THAT SHOW IS AMAZHANG.)