If Magnus ever met Mr. D

Mr. D: Ah! You must be Annabelle's cousin, Mango Cheese!

Magnus: Sir, it's Magnus Chase.

Mr. D: I know what I said, Magnet Charleston.

Magnus: No, sir, it's Magnus—

Mr. D: Don't correct me, Margarine Chihuahua.

Magnus: That's not even close to my name.

Percy: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood . . . .

Mr. D: GO CLEAN THE STABLES, PETERSON JAMAICA!

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(Yes, if you hold up a number two, it makes a V which is five in Roman numerals! Cookies for all!

Question 3: Favorite Book My favorite BOOK?! HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT?! MOST OF THE BOOKS I READ ARE MY FAVORITE!
Here's some:
*PJO ~ Rick Riordan
*Ella Enchanted ~ Gail Carson Levine
*Little Women ~ Louisa May Alcott
*The Secret Garden ~ Frances Hodgson Burnett
*Matilda ~ Roald Dahl
*Ink and Bone ~ Rachel Caine
*The Book Thief ~ Markus Zusack
*Anything with Snoopy ~ Charles Schulz
*The Fault in Our Stars ~ John Green
*Scat ~ Carl Hiaasen
*Paper Towns ~ John Green)