Percy as a cop:

I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over. Well, you see, you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it.

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(I meant to say this yesterday, but I remembered a hour AFTER I published . . . You do NOT know how guilty I felt . . .

KEEP FIGHTING HAITI AND THE EAST COAST! 파이팅!

Day 25: Most memorable moment (HoO) The death of Perry the pillow pet, the judo-flip, the fall to Tartarus, Nico's confession, Jercy's building bromance, and Percy sassing Octavian to the death.)