(When you're trying to clear data on your phone . . . ^^^)

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Can we all take a moment to appreciate how hard it must have been for Sally to give Percy a bath when he was little?

Sally: *walks into the bathroom

Sally: Percy, did you put blue food coloring in the water again?

Sally: Stop turning the water on and off.

Sally: How did you manage to get cookie crumbs in your hair?

Sally: Percy, I know the water's cold, but you have to let yourself get wet.

Sally: *soaking wet* Finally! Just try not to get dirty aga-

Percy: *runs outside and trips face first into mud

Sally: Well that was nice while it lasted.