At this point I should probably back up and explain what the heck was going on.
Only problem: I wasn't sure what the heck was going on.

~The Crown of Ptolemy

I feel a deep connection to Percy.

(A/N: I was looking through the first book [to make sure I wasn't repeating jokes] and I honestly had to laugh. Like wow . . . it is so horrible because that was my first joke book 😂😂😂. So I will be editing that book while writing this. That might help with my "DID I DO THIS JOKE YET?!" problem I'm having . . .)