Me: OH Zao~

Zao: Yes...?

Me: guess what?

Zao: *bored looking* what aru?

Me: We got another dare. ^L^

Zao: You mean I got another dare. -_-"

Me: Whatever anyways it's from AA and it goes a little something like this

*clears throat*

Zao:

1) what is your honest opinion on all the 1ps and 2ps at Camp? (From Camp International)

2) I dare you to be extremely creepy around the next person you meet, no matter who it is, for an hour. Then afterwards give them a hug and tell them it was because a cat told you to do it.

Zao: The first one should be simple enough... and I'm already considered "creepy" by normal people standards aren't I aru?

Me: eh, true that but just do the first dare then!

Zao: Well, this goes for the ones that I've met:

Allen: Annoying brat who doesn't listen to him but is still better than that burger eating brat

Chaos: Goes perfectly with Loper. A frenemy who should be sliced in half if he gets too close to Yao.

Loper: Genuinely kind, slightly mischievous but is righteous at heart.

Oliver: Really kind and caring unlike his counterpart! Although I'd rather not try his cupcakes

Sakura: A kind girl who is quite intelligent and can read the atmosphere well, resembles nothing of her male counter part who is a good for nothing, double crossing brat.

Ambre: A cheerful, mischievous girl who never gets along with her sister.

Ranju: A kind girl who is friendly all around who never gets along with her sister.

Nova: A quiet girl who's nice and friendly. I think that she should try to raise her voice a bit to be heard.

Yao: He has my heart and I can't seem to take it back.

and that's all

Me: You're not the most social one out there huh?

Zao: No...

Me: *pats him on the back* don't worry, me neither.

Zao: *sighs*

Me: onto the next one then!

Zao: Does that mean that I can do that to anyone? Even a stranger that I'll probably never meet again?

Me:... It doesn't say no to that...

Zao: Ok, it's decided then aru!

--Zao has logged off to be extremely creepy to a random person that he's never met before--

Me: What a way to cheat! Sorry AA!

--One hour later--

--Zao has logged back on--

Zao: Now that's done can I please just leave?

Me: Not before we hear the recordings~

Zao: What do you mean aru?!

Me: I stuffed a microphone into your shirt before you went.

Zao: I think you need a taste of my treats~

Me: *chuckles nervously* no I'm alright anyways lets play the recording!

--Recording starts--

Zao: hello there~

Lady: h...hello do you need anything...?

Zao: Well, since you're so cute I was wandering if you be so kind as to drink a cup of tea with me aru?

Lady: Uh...

Zao: I'll take that as a yes.

*footsteps*

Zao: here we are, the best tea shop around

Lady: what's your name?

Zao: My name is Wang Zao.

Lady: Queer name...

Zao: I'll take that as a compliment

Lady: Not many people invite other random people for tea... 

Zao: You're not a random person to me aru...

Lady: Are you a stalker...?

Zao: Oh, nothing of the sort! 

Lady: Then...?

Zao: I can't really tell you, even if I do you won't get it.

Lady: Ok then... Can I ask you a question?

Zao: You have a mouth, I can't see why you can't.

Lady: That was lame...

Zao: I know... Anyways what's your question?

Lady: Are you wearing contact lenses? Why are your pupils red?

Zao: No, it's just my eye colour aru.

Lady: You're quite a strange person

Zao: I'm not a person...

Lady: Wait... are you a ghost then?!

Zao: I was just kidding *chuckles* Anyways what kind of tea would you like?

Lady: I really love jasmine.

Zao: Jasmine tea it is then!

Waiter: what tea would you two like?

Zao: Jasmine for the both of us please

Waiter: Alright then

*footsteps*

Zao: I have thirty minutes left...

Lady: Do you have to be somewhere?

Zao: Uh... Yeah, I have a friend that I have to see.

Lady: Oh, I see. So why did you get me to drink tea with you...?

Zao: I was just bored I guess...

Lady: *laughs* really, you need a new hobby.

Zao: I have a liking for poems and art...

Lady: I love to do kung fu and draw 

Zao: *muttering* my boss wouldn't let me do kung fu

Lady: excuse me? 

Zao: Uh... nothing at all I have a twin who's good at kung fu aru, that's all.

Lady: Oh, so you have a twin?

Zao: Yeah, well I'm more or less their counterpart... You know, Ying and Yang.

Lady: Oh she must be quite tough!

Zao: He's a dude...

Lady: But if it's Ying and Yang...

Zao: well, I was supposed to be a girl but turned out I was a boy aru.

Lady: Were you bullied at all?

Zao: Nah, I was pretty well protected by my twin.

Lady: You must be very fond of him then! 

Zao: Yeah... I'd give my life to him

Me: You guys have pretty deep bonds!

Zao: Yeah... Anyways do you have any siblings?

Lady: Yeah, a little brother, he's six years younger.

Zao: That's a gap.

Lady: Yep, that might be why we never get along...

Zao: Ah, get you I was made *cough cough* I mean born two minutes later than my twin yet he makes me seem like I was born two hundred years later aru!

Lady: *chuckles* he's quite protective of you right?

Zao: Yeah... We've had huge fights too before but we always managed to get back together.

Waiter: Here you are, two jasmine tea.

Zao: Heavens! That was thirty minutes!

Lady: You need to go right?

Zao: Yeah but before that.

*hugs the lady* I'm sorry for acting so weird, I did this because a cat told me to! Anyways see you around I guess aru!

Lady: Bye! Mother country!

Zao: *mutters* geez, I'm not a woman.

--recording ends--

Me: How did she know?! O-O

Zao: I have no idea! Maybe her grandpa's seen me or Yao before?!

Me: And she called you "mother" XDXD

Zao: shut up!!

Me: Anyways that was the dare AA had left Zao with. (hope you're satisfied AA) Please feel free to leave dares/asks/requests down below and until next time! Peace!