So I read this thing about the conversations this guy had with his brain and I wanted to post some of my conversations!

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Me: I'm not sure if I can solve this math problem.

My brain: Damn straight you can't, Pinky.

Me: -_-'' Thanks for the enthusiasm, Brain...

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My brain: Let it go, let it-

Me: 😥 Come on, stop it...

My brain: Um, yeah... Not going to happen. Frozen II is coming out and this song was in Kingdom Hearts III.

Me: Oh well good for you 😑

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Me: *has digital coupons* Ha! A dollar and half saved!

My brain: Well, book the cruise! I can find that in the couch!

Me: 😑 Just be happy for me...

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Me: *is asleep*

My brain: Hey, wake up! You have to write this down for me! It's a story idea.

Me: *yawns and gets up* hold on... *Finds a notebook* Okay, what is it?

My brain: ...

Me: *sighs* you forgot, didn't you?

My brain: Maybe... Hehe...

Me: 🤦

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My brain: Question, if you have a manhood and a womanhood, how would you have sex?

Me: 0.0 Dude, it's like 1am right now, why are you thinking about that?

My brain: ask everyone one else!

Me: I'm not asking that, idiot... Do you think I'm a whore?

My brain: *smirks*

Me: Don't you dare answer that... 😡

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My brain: Aww, he's so cute and hot~

Me: Shut it and quit.

My brain: Aw, but he bought you chocolate for Valentine's day.

Me: My boyfriend is cuter, leave that other loser alone.