The air is gay as you step up to the front doors of the spaceship. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in maroon, Sans Serif font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Captain Jack to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, smooching and chocolate strawberries will be plentiful. We do hope to see your yummy, fun face there. November 22nd, 2016 at midnight. Please dress in your best blackcoat and don't forget your vorpalsword for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a click.

You're surprised to see Dr Who standing there in the flesh, all sparkly and shiny. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a(n) wolf and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over cheese.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already fondling wildly on the dancefloor.

Let's Do the Time Warp plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the twist. You had always shipped Wolverine and Buffy so you're not entirely surprised to see them flying together in the corner. Mary Shelley and Ooorah are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several Trekkies are gushing over the latest update of Pirate on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Whovian on Jupiter in the middle of the Queen's Birthday and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"