Once upon a time, there was a boy named Izuku Midoriya, aka Deku. He was a pure boy who should never be hurt or lewded or whatever else you sick fucks will do to him.  So he was going to hero school like any other day, when suddenly, Bad Touch man appeared! Oh no!

"I'm gonna touch you!" Shigaraki said, no he isn't saying it in a sexual way, you degenerates. Deku was shook because he didn't want the death touch, especially 'cause he never washes his hands. Wash your hands kids, or you'll end up just like Bad Touch. 

But suddenly, some random girl ran over and punched him in his big old chapped lips. Then she kicked him so far that he flew off the face of the Earth and into space. He proceeded to throw a temper tantrum and destroy multiple planets, but nobody cared because it wasn't Earth. She turned to Deku, patted him on the head, and ran off into the distance. Deku was confused by everything that just happened, but continued on his way to hero school. However he only took like five steps before a wild Himiko appeared! 

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Izuku~" the thot said with lust in her eyes, voice, face, teeth, everywhere. Deku was all like, nope not dealing with that, and ran off. But unfortunately for him, thots are super fast. So she just kinda jumped on his back and knocked him to the ground. She then took out a knife, "May I have some of your blood please?"

"Uh, I'm sorry but I'd rather not," Deku whimpered. 

"No need to be shy!" she raised the knife in preparation to stab him. When she was about to bring it down, the weird random girl returned and knocked the knife out of her hand with a round-house kick. 

"Stay away from my son, you thot!" the random person screamed. They both grabbed knives and started fighting, Star Wars style. At least I think it was Star Wars style, I haven't watched any Star Wars stuff don't judge. The fight went on for an hour before Himiko knocked the knife out of random person's hand.

"Ha! You can't beat me now!" Himiko cackled. "Now you will die!" 

But alas, Himiko didn't get to kill her. Instead the random person stabbed her with a spork, the most brutal weapon of all. 

"Ouchie, ouch!" screamed the thot. The spork was so powerful that it sent her flying into the sky, "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again! *twinkle noise*"

"Thanks you, but why'd you call me your son?" Deku asked. "I don't think you're my mom or dad." 

She just shrugged, "I just call adorable people my children, I must protect them."

"Uh, thanks?"

She gave a thumbs up before jumping into a trash can, labeled "Megan's Home" in chicken scratch handwriting. But at least he knew her name now. 

Deku arrived to class late, obviously, and Aizawa scolded him as teachers do. Blah, blah, blah, class ended and Deku was eating lunch with his squad. Everything was going well until Monoma showed up to do his daily 'Class 1-A sucks' speech. 

Then something was thrown at him, a spork was lodged into his head! He let out a scream and ran of to Recovery Girl. Despite not seeing who threw the spork, Deku already knew who it was. It wasn't exactly very difficult to figure out. 

Eventually school ended, and everyone was heading back to their dorms. When Deku turned a corner, he bumped into Bakugou! Now, any normal person would get over it and continue walking, but unfortunately Bakugou isn't a normal person. He decided to yell at Deku about how "disrespectful" he is and how Deku "looks down on him". 

"Kacchan, please calm down! I don't want you to get hurt!" Deku pleaded. 

Bakugou didn't heed his warning, what could possibly go wrong? He did this all the time, there was no way this day would be any different! At least, that's what he thought. Before he even knew what happened, Megan snuck up behind him, and slapped him. She slapped him so hard that he was sent into space and crashed right into Bad Touch. Then they began to fight.

"Was that really necessary?" Deku asked. 

"Yes, no one hurts my children and gets away with it!" Megan hissed.

"Will he ever come back?"

"I don't know, probably not. Unless he knows where to go," Megan replied. Then she jumped out the window off to wherever.

Ever since that day, nobody bother Deku again, except Himiko, she remained persistent. Nobody (except Himiko) would dare to infuriate the OP piece of trash known as Megan! And they all lived happily ever after. Well, except Shigaraki and Bakugou, they were still in space, blowing up planets in their war. So remember this, don't hurt or lewd Deku in any way, or else you'll be murdered brutally by an overly-emotional weeb.