WARNING! This chapter has abuse and cussing. I know I've used that before but there's going to be more than usual. Anyone  sensitive to these kinds of things should skip to happier times. Okay? Okay.

FIRST PERSON! HAMMY BOI!

I walked towards the camp with Laurens and Thomas by my side. It didn't take a while, but we got there and were immediately greeted by an angry Madison. Oh, here we go...

"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?"

"In the woods." Enjoying his time away from your petty ass. Heh. Thanks George. I don't like where this is going...

"What's that?!" Madison said and pointed towards Finn. "This is Finnagan." I answered glaring at him. Finn wasn't an it. None of the zombies were its. "Well, you can put it right back where it came from, I'm pretty sure I told John that we can't have anymore pets." He sneered.

A. Pet?

Oh no.

"FINN ISNT A PET, HE'S A PERSON YOU IGNORANT BI-" "ALEXANDER!" John yelled. I backed away, but none of my fire had died down. Why was he so intent on calling zombies things? Even to this child. He didn't deserve this hate. What was his fucking pro- ALEXANDER! FINN IS WAKING UP, WE NEED TO GET HIM BACK TO THE BUSH!

Sure enough when I looked at little Finn he was fidgeting, he wasn't going to stay asleep much longer. The others were talking amongst themselves, I could go while they're distracted...

"Where do you think you're going?" Madison said. "To, and I quote 'put it right back where it came from'." (His voice got deep on the bold part, like in Adams Administration with that electronic voice.) "Okay but I'm coming with you." He replied. I could've sworn I saw something horrid in his eyes....like..vengeance. Oh jeez. As I walked to the tent - with Madison trailing behind me - I started to talk to my little friends.

Don't worry about him Alexander, he's just a jealous bitch. Yeah, I figured as much. Could you guys please stop cursing, it hurts. Haha, very funny. Oh sorry, I forgot. Wait wut? Alexander, I'm literally the good part of your soul, I get hurt when you do bad things. Well what if I do good things?  Then none of us gets hurt. If you're wondering, I only get hurt when you're all lovey dovey. ...could you be more specific? Get your head out the gutter. Sorry. It's fi- INCOMING!

As i looked up i realized I was about to walk straight into the little wooden "house" that John and Hercules had built. "Oh shoot." I muttered. James snickered behind me. "Have you lost your marbles yet?" he teased. "Not yet." I said behind gritted teeth. This time focusing, I walked towards Lafayette's tent and crawled through the brush. I laid Finn down and began to walk away when Angelica screamed

FIST TO YOUR RIGHT!

Acting on instinct - also because Angelica gave me a headache - I crouched down and kicked the attackers ankle. Looking up I realized it was Madison who tried to punch me.

What was his problem?

"Madison! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" I yelled. Taking advantage of my shock he kicked me in the stomach, knocking the air out of my lungs and knocking me on my back. I almost sat up, but he put his right foot on my chest. He might've dislocated a rib, but I couldn't be sure if zombies had bones - or much of them anyways. Immediately I heard George pipe up.

I WILL KILL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY, ALEX GIVE ME CONTROL SO I CAN BEAT HIM TO A PULP!

GEORGE NO! IF YOU LOSE CONTROL OF YOURSELF YOU MIGHT BITE HIM WE CAN'T RISK THAT!

 I groaned out loud at their bickering. Not only was Madison crushing any means of life I had left, but they were giving me a major headache. So I did what I could.

I screamed for my life.

He moved a hand to my mouth, muffling the scream, but it was still loud - and he seemed to realize the risk he was taking by putting his hand so close to one of my few weapons at the moment - and instead grabbed a handful of dirt and shoved it in my mouth. I distracted my hands with getting dirt out my mouth instead or scratching his leg off and he took advantage.

He dragged me to a nearby tree and slammed me against it - how he managed to 1. Drag me and 2. Find a tree I didn't know, but that was the least of my worries. - and began punching any piece of skin he could find, whilst throwing insults at me.

"LIAR"

"CREEP"

"WEIRDO"

"MONSTER"

 The words hurt more than the pain. Made me so weak that I couldn't even defend myself. I just stood there, the only thing holding me from falling to the floor and crying like a frightened child was James's hold on my torn shirt. Luckily, George took over for me and managed to throw a few hits at his face and even more kicks, but it was barely enough.

"W-why are you d-doing this to me..." I said in between sobs.

"Because you're a hazard to our lives! YOU'RE A HAZARD TO HIS LIFE AND MINE! I'M NOT STUPID, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" He screamed. "Wh-what? Who?" "Don't play dumb! You're stealing him from me. We were doing fine, he even saved me a couple of times, we were best friends! Then you came along and STOLE HIM! EVERYDAY, HE TALKED ABOUT HAMILTON THIS, HAMILTON THAT! HE WAS SO BLINDED BY YOU THAT HE BARELY EVEN NOTICED ME! But I know what you're doing Alexander Hamilton. You think you have him under your charms, and you do! I swear on my LIFE I will get him back! I'll make him realize just how stupid you are!"

"I seriously don't know who you're taking about." I whispered. I could barely draw breath.

"SEE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SO STUPID! YOU DONT REALIZE HE'S LOVED YOU ALL THIS TIME, AND YOU'VE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT HURTING HIM! When he learned you were bi, all he did was gush over you saying, 'I swear I've got a shot with him.' He said, 'you've gotta help me out here' he said. BUT YOU'RE TOO FUCKING BLIND AND OBLIVIOUS, IF HE TOLD YOU THAT HE LOVED YOU YOU'D LAUGH AT HIM AND TELL HIM TO PISS OFF! But I, I would tell him my feelings in the right way and he'd realize he was being blinded by his love for you and he realizes how much I care. BUT NO! YOU CONTINUE TO HOOK HIM WITH YOUR STUPID TRICKS! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT ELIZABETH! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM HUH!?"

"Madison would you please stop yelling and tell me who you're talking about?"

"ITS THOMAS! THOMAS LOVES YOU! I LOVE THOMAS!"

I....seriously? I....ITS A FANFIC COME TRUE! He..he loves me. He loves me. James Madison  just told me himself...I felt myself go pale. HE LURVES HUM! I...I never believed him...

The nicknames.

The hug.

The kiss.

He does love me...OMG, MY CRUSH LOVES ME! HOLY FU- OI! Sorry. BUT OMG, HE LOVES ME! AND I LOVE HIM! IT WORKS PERFECTLY! Oh wow, I can imagine it..we'd be sitting in a forest or something, and find a little lake. And I'd be admiring the fish and he'd put a water lily in my hair. Then he'd grab my hand and ask me to be his boyfriend and I'd say yes and we have the most passionate, romantic k-

But I was snapped out of my little fantasy by none other than the man of the hour.

"What. The. Fuck."

~AHAHAHAHA I'M LEAVING YOU ON A CLIFFHANGER! Phew, we finally got that problem out the way. Anyways, yeah! I'm not sure if anyone guessed it, but James loves Thomas. WOO that's all for today. Ciao! (I don't have time for another language sorry)