Bright and early you set up shop at Kakashi's office door. You had even brought a plant to place on the desk for some feng shui. Things were going as planned and you couldn't help but praise yourself for this extensive, widespread plan, that is looking more and more crazy as you replay it in your mind. If anyone from the outside were to see this they would probably lock you in a mental institute and throw away the key. You begin to doubt this plan of action. Was it too desperate? Are you going too far?"

Too late to turn back now, especially now that the silver haired ninja has decided to show up early. Very very early. He must be trying to avoid you. #snicker.

He looks up at you and stops mid step. His expression turns dark then he smirks and shakes his head. All the while you are wondering what the hell he is thinking with all these expressions.

He approaches.

"Good morning, Kakashi sensei!"

"Good morning, Hana." He says with equal generosity....strange...

You pull out the bag of goodies and hand them over.

"What's this?"

"It's your lunch." You smile as sweet as can be.

He glares at you then takes the lunch and sniffs it.
"Thanks." And he walks into his office slamming the door shut and locking it.

"Do you need any help today, sensei?"

"No!...go away!"

"Ok I'll just stay right here and study up on chakra development." You pull out a book you had found in the library on the way home last night. You have found a few books to get you through the next week. Just in case Kakashi doesn't break this week.

You begin to read through the first chapters quietly. Occasionally you would listen in on Kakashi to make sure he wasn't leaving anytime soon. You're actually surprised he hasn't lost his shit over you. But you can tell this man has a ton of patience and backed with his stubbornness it would take a lot to send him over the edge.

Half way through the second chapter you get stumped and have a question. Good thing your sensei is here to help.

"Sensei?!" You call through the door for him. Crickets....

"SENSEI!" You shout.

"What?!"

"What is the difference between chakra positives and negatives in respect to the energy around you?"

Not a word....

"Sensei?"

You hear him sigh and get up out of his desk. You grin wildly. He opens the door quite hard and steps out into the hallway. If only you could get into his office maybe you could convince him verbally to commit instead of yelling through the door.

He smiles strangely down at you.
"Are you staying here for a while?"

"Yeah..all day." You reply. He grins and pulls a mass amount of files out from behind his back.

"Good. Can you file these in alphabetical order? Then organize them from largest to smallest, and place the contents in numerical order? Then shuffle them?"

You think about everything he had just spewed out at you and watch him drop the files on your desk.

"That doesn't even make sense!" You protest.

"Neither does harassing me! Yet here we are. If you're going to sit in front of my office you can at least do something."

"I have been making you lunches and bringing you coffee dammit! Do you even know how long it takes to make proper miso soup?" You pout.

His angry glare quickly turns soft as you explain the effort you're making to become his student. He runs a frustrated hand through his hair.

Is he about to give in? Or is he about to lose it?

He growls at you.
"You embarrassed me in front of my fellow ninja. Why should I even bother with you?"

How dare he talk about embarrassments to you. You stand clenching your fists.
"I embarrassed you? Well try having someone tell you you're going to fail before you even start. And let's not forget his rude comments about being passed through initiations based on looks and throwing my damn application on the floor in front of me. All of this in front of nine other jonin! And here I am still bothering with that same stupid someone.I'm sorry but I think my situation is far worse than yours."

He pauses expressionless and stares at you obviously thinking and finally, god, finally he pushes open the door to his office.

You peer into the room and look up at him for official approval.

"In." He says and grabs the scruff of your sweater shoving you forward.

You stumble into the room and he slams the door behind you startling you. Wow, even his office smells as good as he does...drool...His eyes never leave you as he walks around to his desk to sit down. He waves his hand at a seat situated in front of the desk.

"Sit."

You hastily comply and take a seat and he goes back to typing away on his computer. Minutes go by with only the sound of his keyboard ticking away.

"Sensei?"

"I'm not your sensei."

"Please, Kakashi!" You begin to beg, but he ignores you pretending you aren't even in the room. You can't take this anymore. It was all coming down to a big solid No and you can't help but panic.

"Kakashi!"

No answer. You scowl at his stupid keyboard, ticking away, and his stupid computer making stupid blipping noises. Without a single thought of it you leap onto the desk and wrap your arms around his computer screen blocking his view.

He sits back in his roller chair, mouth open and wide eyed.

"What are you doing?!"

You start to cry onto the screen hugging it tighty and plead for him again.

"Kakashi, it has to be you! You're the only one!"

He huffs at you.
"Who told you that anyways?"

"My mother did. Before she died. She...sniff....said to find Kakashi Hatake. He will help you control your power."

"Who is your mother?... Ikki isn't your real last name, is it."

You shake your head and whale.
"Noooo, it isn't."

"What is it?"

Quietly you reply.
"Hoki."

He huffs.
"And there it is, the big mystery revealed. I don't know your mother but I know of one man from that clan. He was a good man who had saved many children from the trafficking camps in the land of wind."

You peak out from the sleeve of your cropped sweater.
"So...you'll be my sensei?"

"Maybe... First let go of my computer!"

"No! Not until you say it."

He scoffs at you and grumbles something under his breath. Then fixates on something around your thigh area and a glint of mischief sparkles in his eyes. He smirks.
"Hana?"

"Yeah?"

"Your panties are showing....Polka dots hey? Never would have thought...."

Your eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets and you squeak, then frantically try to pull your skirt down to hide your panties which are in plain sight. It would seem his plan to get you off his computer had worked. He sits you up and slides you away from anything you can latch onto.

"Stay away from my computer." He scolds then he casually pulls up his chair and continues ticking away on his keyboard while you sit beside him on his desk watching. You are losing your patience...This toying with you has gone on long enough. Screw this! You lean over pushing him back into his seat hard and force yourself into his lap. He grunts as you awkwardly place your knees onto his thighs. You take his cheeks in your hands making him look at you and ask one..last..time. Of course with the saddest eyes you could ever show.

"Please, Kakashi Hatake, will you be my sensei?"

Silence...

He searched your eyes for a long time before answering and you waited patiently. You weren't going anywhere until he did.

He clears his throat and replies quietly.
"Ok."

"Really?!"

"Yes. I'll do it."

And you throw your arms around his neck in a crushing embrace. Unfortunately the strength behind your embrace has caused the back wheel of his chair to snap off and you both tumble backwards hitting the floor with a thud.

"Shit, Hana."

You rise up off his chest and look around at the damage. It would seem you had knocked over a floor lamp in the process..

"Sorry..." You whisper.

"I change my mind." He says.

And your anger returns with vengeance.

"No way! You're not changing your mind! You already said yes dammit!" You slap his shoulder and he quickly grabs your hand holding it firmly.

"The way you're sitting on me is not..." He grunts trying to reposition himself "....appropriate for a teacher and student. Can you please remove yourself."

You look down at how you are positioned on top of him. Straddled with your skirt hiked up showing those Polka dots he had already mentioned. But you aren't moving despite how uncomfortable this is right now. You shake your head and pout down at him.

"Don't give me that look right now!" He curses under his breath.

"I'm not moving until you say it officially with names and a nice comment at the end!"

You lift your chin. "I also accept references to royalty..." You proclaim.

"Royalty?! You are far from royalty, girl!"
He tries to shuffle you off but you drop your seat lower and hang on for dear life with your thighs.

"Hana...ahhh...fuck..."

"Say it!"

He snarls at you.
"Fine! Hana of the Hoki clani, from the land of wind, I hereby enlist you as my student and I as your sensei, to help you succeed in chakra development and jutsu."

"Aaaaand?..."

"Oh come on!" He complains.

"I need a compliment, sensei. After all you've put me through..." You reply as dramatically as possible.

"You are going to be the death of me! I swear it!." He takes a deep breath in and forces his eyes shut. "I vow on your deranged persistence and your impressive skill at blowing up buildings."

"Those aren't compliments!"

He curses again.
"And your...fuck sake...your pretty eyes..."

Pretty eyes.....is all you heard. You thought for sure he was going to come out with another stupid remark. And things get very serious. The room becomes an unruly temperature. You pull yourself off of him and stand readjusting everything out of place.

"Thank god..." He whispers and gathers himself. Once you had both fixed yourselves up and the mess you had made, Kakashi decided to add in some extras on this contract.

Cheeks still flushed as he looks at you.
"Before you leave, we should go through some conditions."

"Conditions?"

He nods.
"Conditions.",

"What conditions?"

"These conditions..."
He pulls from his desk a piece of paper and hands it over. The entire page was full of Kakashi do's and don'ts. Great...

"Alright, as long as you're my sensei I will do whatever it takes."

"Good girl! Keep up that attitude and we won't have any more problems. I want you to clean up your mess outside my door. From now on your academic studies will take place inside my office so I can get my work done."

Even after all of the embarrassment that just happened you find it in your heart to smile and get excited. You thank him over and over until he yells at you to leave the room.

He slams the door on your face again and hollers through the door.

"Meet just outside the gates tomorrow morning at 9am sharp. Don't be late!"

"Yes, Kakashi sensei."

You salute the door and march proudly down the hallway in a straight path to find that senpai so he can clean up the mess in front of Kakashi's office.