You had spent the previous evening gathering information about Kakashi and found out all sorts of strange things. For instance, a book of smut he likes to read. So, you scoured the entire village first thing the next day to find a copy of the latest and greatest Makeout Paradise.

Unfortunately you couldn't find any copies here. The store owner of the sexy shop down the road said they had all sold out. Who would have thought hidden leaf had so many closet pervs. So you settle on a copy of hidden leaf entertainment, but only because it has a lengthy interview with the creator of the makeout paradise books. #winning!

Book in hand you grab his favorite coffee and march towards his office not stopping for anything. That is until you reach the bridge you need to cross. On that bridge is the very man you want to see. He is surrounded by fellow ninja with no exits....cue evil grin.

You rush up to Kakashi with a plan.
He is seemingly unaware of your presence giving you an advantage.
"Good morning Kakashi sensei! I have brought you your coffee and the magazine you asked for."

You can feel his deflation as he turns to meet you, smiling a fake smile and laughing a fake laugh.

"Haha. Oh Hana, you must have mistaken me for someone else. I have been here the whole morning. It wasn't me who sent you out running errands...You must be still disoriented after your visit at the hospital..."

You ignore him and carry on with your plan.
"I'm sorry sensei." You make sure to over pronounce the word sensei which in turn wipes the fake smile off his face.

"You see I spent all morning searching sex shop after sex shop to find you that book you wanted...makeout paradise." You pause a moment to let this sink in with everyone as this disproves his denial. "Then I found this." You hold up the magazine for everyone to read the front cover of. It was full of smutty and lewd digs, relationship help, horoscopes and that lengthy interview with his favorite books creator.

The entire group bursts out laughing and Kakashi turns a deep shade of red you had yet to see. #winningagain.

You smirk, he scowls and suddenly disappears with a puff of smoke.

"What the fuck?" You whisper.

"Where did he go?"

Everyone in the group is still laughing hysterically and the ninja who had first passed you through the application process approaches you.

"Wow, I don't think anyone has ever made that much of a fool out of Kakashi. I mean it's about time someone did." He wraps an arm around your shoulders. "He likes to mess around with everyone, I told him karma would bite him in the ass some day...and here we are."

"So, he has accepted you as his student?."

You shake your head and reply bitterly.
"No..."

"You sure you don't wanna try someone else?" He squeezes your shoulder.

Definite no.

"No thank you, Kakashi will give in soon. Or I'm renting out the hallway in front of his office..." It was then you had an epiphany. Like a light bulb just burst in your head.

You throw his arm off your shoulders and say goodbye.

"Where are you going?" He asks.

"I have some office decorating to do."

You can hear him call out to you warning that this is a bad idea, but to you it is the best idea. The greatest of all the ideas!

You take off down the bridge in the direction of the academy. You swing open the doors and find your way through the winding hallways. Finally you stop at your destination. You peer through the door window to see a ninja marking papers at his desk. Your plan? To take a desk and place it in front of Kakashi's office door. There you will work on chakra studies until he arrives at his office. You will present him with his favorite foods and beverages until he finally cracks and becomes your sensei. Each day you add something to your new learning center to annoy him. First the desk, next a plant, after that maybe a small bookshelf? ...and how about one of those focus ball things that keep clinking together when put into motion. Yes...that constant ticking noise outside his door will have him begging you to take him as your sensei just so you would stop harassing him. All you need is the desk.

Ok, so you know you're not a bad looking girl and you have a decent figure. It is time to put your looks to good use. You pull open your kimono style top showing off far too much cleavage and hike up your skirt just below the red zone.

You peer into the room again, thankfully the ninja is alone. You whip the door open and walk in.

He double takes at you and snaps his pen in half.
"Ahh...are..ahh..you lost?"

You skip over to him smiling as sweetly as possible.
"No, I think I found the right place." You reply and follow up with a wink.

He blushes hard, eying up your chest perfectly.
"How can I help you?"

In a desperate "oh woah is me" voice you reply.
"I was wondering if you had a desk to spare. I need to get some studying done but can't do it in the classroom."

He looks over the plethora of desks in the room.
"I could probably spare one. But is there nowhere to sit to do your studies?"

You pout your bottom lip and look as helpless as can be.

"Oh no, Kakashi hasn't provided me with anything to sit on. He told me to figure it out for myself."

The ninja snarls.
"He can be so pretentious sometimes. Of course you can take a desk. Do you need any supplies?"

"Oh yes please, he gave me an old pen that is almost out of ink and that's it."

The ninja sighs in frustration.
"I swear he's gotten worse in his age. Take whatever you need sweetheart. And good luck with Kakashi, he can be a real hard ass."

Smiling inside you pick out a clean desk and chair then a few pens and pencils. You even got him to carry it all the way to Kakashi's office door for you.

"Just place it here, I can find a new spot for it in his office in the morning."

He drops the desk onto the very spot you have sat for the last two days. You give him a big hug and thank him.

"Come ask me for anything, Hana." He says.

"Thank you senpai!" You bid him farewell and once he rounds the corner you situate the desk where it causes problems. With that all taken care of it was time to head home. You have a lot of cooking to do for tomorrow's lunch.