Chapter Twenty-Five
There is a pop as the time machine explodes (quietly) into existence. Yellowfang and Wikipedia walk out of the steaming time machine, coughing. Yellowfang winces as her paws touch the pavement.
Yellowfang: Wikipedia, where are we? And when are we?
Wikipedia: *checks a gigantic holographic watch that appears on her paw* We're in Cape Canaveral and it's January 27, 1967... *winces* oh gosh not this! *sheds a holographic tear*
Yellowfang: What?
Wikipedia: It's-it's the Apollo I tragedy! *begins sobbing*
Yellowfang: STOP CRYING. You're a robot--you don't feel emotion.
Wikipedia: WHAT??
Yellowfang: You just want attention!
Wikipedia: WHAT NO I DON'T YOU ***** *curses Yellowfang in binary and leaves to write a book* I DO TOO FEEL EMOTION!
There is a brief silence following Wikipedia's departure, which is abruptly interrupted by Yellowfang.
Yellowfang: Finally, she's gone! :D Now, she said tragedy, right? Where's the--OOO!
Yellowfang takes off running towards the rocket and somehow climbs the support up to the pod. Once there, she sees three astronauts inside, practicing.
Yellowfang: This is so cool!
Suddenly, a fire erupts in the pod. All Yellowfang can see are flames--the air itself is on fire. Suddenly, a hand scrabbles at the window. Yellowfang begins yowling.
Yellowfang: AH AH AH AH AH AH HOT HOT HOT I'M ON FIRE AND I'M DYING AGH HELP ME AH AH AH!!!! *begins jumping and twitching*
Yellowfang suddenly loses her balance and falls off the tall, tall, TALL structure, screaming.
Yellowfang: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as Yellowfang is about to hit the ground, a blue cat grabs her and pulls her up toward the suddenly floating time machine.
Yellowfang: Wikipedia? I thought you went to go write a book..?
Wikipedia: No, I'm not Wikipedia! I'm her evil twin! *pause* And how do you know what I was doing?
Yellowfang: You are? *gasp* UNHAND ME, PLEBIAN!!!
Wikipedia: That was sarcasm, idiot.
Yellowfang: Oh.
Wikipedia: Yeah, duh. Oh, and HOW did you know what I was doing?
Yellowfang: I read your lines in the stars, duh.
Fourth Wall: WHY?? CatsOfScience has never hurt me before! WHY? :'(
Wikipedia: Kay then...and for your information, I got Saph to write the summary. She says it'll probably be written after this book it done.
Fourth Wall: *is dead*
Yellowfang: Sounds cool! Well, let's go to the next place in history!
Together, the two cats fly into the randomly floating time machine, which disappears with a poof.
Guess who....SURPRISE! This was written by Ember! I realized that CS has never killed the fourth wall...NOT ANYMORE >:) Also, shameless self-advertising is shameless.: WHAT??
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