Twas the night before Chrismas and wait what is that? It is a time machine holding the two cats.

Yellowfang: How do you stop this thing?! Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: Yellowfang, do not fear. We are here to learn about a child's greatest dear.

Yellowfang: Quit talking in tongue where are we?!

Wikipedia: The answers you seek can be found by the creek.

Yellowfang: ...

Wikipedia: This is a very jolly day don't be unjolly

Yellowfang: That's not a word.

Wikipedia: My friend from the Urban Dictionary says so.

Yellowfang: Whatever where are we?

Wikipedia: We are in 1881, the year Santa was created! 

Yellowfang: Oh that fat twoleg who isn't even real, I hear kids talking about him as we travel through time.

Wikipedia: Thanks for ruining the fun.

Yellowfang: It's what I do best.

Wikipedia: Anyway, that guy over there is named Thomas Nast. He is drawing on  Clement Clarke Moore's poem.

Thomas Nast: SPLENDID INDEED! This hmmm Santa Claus will be the next big thing for years to come! *runs off*

Yellowfang: How dumb can twolegs be?

Wikipedia: Look, if you just want to ruin Chrismas then let's go.

Yellowfang: Great! Let's go!

Wikipedia and Yellowfang head back to the time machine and leave as Yellowfang rants about how much she hates Chrismas.

This is Dusky signing off.